It was the night before Christmas; and all through Green hill
All was chilled and relaxed; until…
He came into town; a drunken hedgehog
Who despite Tails' best efforts; had found the eggnog
"Sonic! Don't do anything stupid" a twin tailed fox said
But unfortunately for him; Sonic was messed up in the head
"Heyyy Tails! How's it going?" Sonic slurred
Before he tripped and fell down the hill; in a chaotic blue blur
Tails descended to his friend "Are you alright?"
Sonic pulled the ice from his teeth "Hey I've got fangs! Just like-"
But before he could finish his joke, disaster took place
A gigantic machine of death landed right there, with a moustache for a face
From it emerged a fiend with the complexion of a cow the weight of a van
"Well hello! Foolish rats!" announced the Eggman
"You're too drunk to establish a plan! How do intend to beat me?" the evil man asked
To which Sonic replied "I'm gonna come up there and kick your ass!"
A battle ensued between Sonic and the robot, the greatest of all time
Which ended with Sonic kicking it in place which is truly a crime
And with the machine breaking down Eggman was trying get away when
An ejector seat malfunction sent him blasting off again
The Eggman was defeat and the town let out a joyful festive cheer
And Sonic drunkenly screamed "Happy new year!"