A/N: Thanks for clicking, and I hope you enjoy!

To Chidori Minami Thanks a lot for reviewing, and yeah… totally agree.

Warning: This shipping/story may be considered gross or emotional disturbing. I completely agree. Read at your own risk.
I also don't intend to offend anyone, I only want to entertain.

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IN LOVE

Rapiershipping (FalknerxFarfetch'd)

Characters according to Bulbapedia

Farfetch'd (Japanese: カモネギ Kamonegi) is a dual-type Normal/Flying Pokémon.

Falkner (Japanese: ハヤト Hayato) is the Gym Leader of Violet City's Gym, known officially as the Violet Gym. He hands out the Zephyr Badge to Trainers who defeat him. He specializes in Flying-type Pokémon.

Story according to me plus interruptions by the characters

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Falkner. He was a pretty boy. Intelligent, strong, brave and good with Pokémon. Modest, focused and creative. In one word, perfect.

"I think I like this story…"

"The storyteller called you a pretty boy – meaning, you're gay."

"Hmpf."

But there was something about Falkner. Something different. Of course he has friends, and family, and had girlfriends, and even boyfriends, but they do not satisfy him. He can't rely on them. There's always the possibility, though sometimes small, that they'll let him down. For him, he can only count on his Pokémon, his first friends, his true family.

"This is getting weird…"

Falkner especially cared about Flying Pokémon. In his opinion, they were the strongest, most fantastic Pokémon in the world. He wished he could be like them, to fly around the world, to enjoy the breeze while seeing the landscape change beneath you. He wished with all his might he was a Flying Pokémon, but of course, he wasn't.

"What? I don't want to be a Flying Pokémon. What's wrong with that storyteller?"

On a warm, beautiful summer night, Falkner was staring to the starry sky. He sat on the edge of his roof, his feet dangling. Oh, why couldn't he fly. Maybe, just maybe, if he jumped down, and spread his arms, he would fly. Standing up, preparing to do so, he suddenly noticed a presence next to him, his Farfetch'd.

"…It sounds like I want to commit suicide."

Farfetch'd was a strong, handsome, young Bird Pokémon, full of energy and power. He wasn't Falkner's first Pokémon, or last Pokémon, but he was the Pokémon Falkner cared about the most. They were best friends.

"Finally, the storyteller has something right!"

"Except for the first sentence."

Farfetch'd cared very much about Falkner, even though he had to share him with a lot of other Pokémon. He didn't care about other Pokémon, he only cared about Falkner. Yes, they were best friends, but Farfetch'd wanted to be more. He was in love with his Master. It was a romance bound to have a tragic ending.

"…"

"…"

"You're not really in love with me, are you?"

"No… Just no."

"Thanks Arceus."

Farfetch'd had stopped his Master from jumping by holding his peel in front of him, and looked at him, pleading him not to jump.

"But I have to, Farfetch'd, I want to fly," Falkner whined.

"Hey, I don't whine."

Farfetch'd just stared at him, shaking his head slowly. Falkner sighed, knowing his Pokémon was right.

"You're right, as always, Farfetch'd," Falkner told his Pokémon.

"I know, I know, I'm always right."

"Barf."

He sat down, gazing at the stars once again, tears shimmering in his dark blue eyes. Then a falling star caught his eye, and without further thinking he exclaimed, "I wish I was a Bird Pokémon!"

And he jumped down, head first.

"Haha, you committed suicide."

"Well, that's the end, bla bla blah, I'm dead, Farfetch'd is sad, blah blah, can we leave now?"

"I second that notion."

Oh no, you have to stay, this isn't the end yet. This is fluff, it always has a happy ending.

"I don't like the sound of that word… fluff. It's scary."

Ahum, may I continue? Thank you.

Farfetch'd screamed out in terror, terrified. Flying down, preparing to see the body of his Master, lifeless, on the ground. No human could've survived that fall. And he was right.

"So I am dead."

No, you're not, now shut up and let me finish.

As I was saying, no human could've survived that fall. But, you must now, that falling star that Falkner saw, was no ordinary falling star. Well, actually it was, because, as you know, every falling star is a dying fairy. And with the last magic of her life a fairy fulfills a wish. And Falkner was the lucky one.

"That's completely rubbish."

"Yes, I'm never lucky."

"Sigh."

Thus Farfetch'd didn't see Falkner anywhere, and desperately started searching for him. But then, oh then, he heard his Master cry above him.

"Farfetch'd, look, look! I can fly!"

And indeed he could fly, because Falkner wasn't human anymore, but a Farfetch'd. He landed gracefully in front of Farfetch'd and gave him a big smile.

Farfetch'd's jaw dropped. Now Falkner was… perfect. Falkner, blushing because of his best friend's attention, noticed that Farfetch'd himself looked pretty good. Very attractive even…

"I don't know what to say about this."

"I do… Gross."

"Shall- Shall we enjoy the beautiful night sky?" Falkner stuttered, still blushing.

"Why yes, my friend," Farfetch'd answered in his deep voice.

"I don't stutter and he doesn't have a deep voice."

"I do and you do stutter."

"N-No, absolutely not."

They flew up back to the roof, cuddled up together and enjoyed there the night… sky. And lived happily ever after.

The end.

Story according to the characters

Falkner: "I don't know 'bout you, but I kinda feel sick."

Farfetch'd: "Yes, me too, a bit of a churning in the stomach, and you?"

Falkner: "Yeah, same here. What did you think of the story?"

Farfetch'd: "Ow, it just got worse. And it was highly unrealistic and very scary."

Falkner: "Yes, and the ending was a bit rushed and clichéd."

Farfetch'd: "Hmm… even if a couple like this would exist, there is a very small possibility that their relationship would be a happy and easy one."

Falkner: "Yes, you're right, I mean, think about all the differences between culture, not to speak about sexuality."

Farfetch'd: "…"

Falkner: "…"

Farfetch'd: "Are we really discussing this?"

Falker: "Yes."

Farfetch'd: "I'll leave now."

Falkner: "…"

Falkner: "Yes, me too."

A/N: Thanks a lot for reading, and please leave me a review, even if you think it's bad. And now I'll continue my other story… It's pretty funny, you know, writing this, it's so random xD
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