A/N: You probably all hate me now for not updating. You're totally right. I have my reasons, but you're more interested in the story, so, I hope you enjoy! Also, thanks for all the reviews and all guys, I really appreciate it!
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Warning: This shipping/story may be considered gross or emotional disturbing. I completely agree. Read at your own risk.
I also don't intend to offend anyone, I only want to entertain.
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IN LOVE
SobakasuShipping (ClydexLavana)
Characters according to Bulbapedia
Clyde (Japanese: ヨウジ Yōji) is a very "cool" person that likes to "stay with the trends" and is always hip and popular.
Lavana (Japanese: ケイノ Cano) is a member of the Sinis Trio, and leader of the all female Team Dim Sun Crimson Unit.
Story according to me plus interruptions by the characters
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young woman. She had long pink hair and big pink eyes, a beautifully formed body and a smooth, pale skin. She was smart, knew what she wanted in her life and no weakling, as she was one of the elite members of Team Dim Sun. She was just perfect.
Her name was Lavana.
"I'm not really the one for fairytales, but I think I like this one."
But unfortunately, her perfect world was torn apart when Team Dim Sun was defeated. Her job was gone, her dreams shattered, her soul lost.
"Ooookayy… I don't think I like this anymore."
She had no goal in her life anymore, and after one of her many, aimlessly strolls through the dark, sleeping city, she broke down in a small alley. Tears cascaded down her face, ruining her makeup, and her body shook with silent sobs.
"Jeez, this is like, so untrue. I'm not a crybaby, thank you very much."
"Do you honestly think I care?"
When she finally calmed down again, she noticed a faraway sound. Holding her breath, she listened closely. It was like a heartbeat, thump thump thump, coming from somewhere just outside the city. Music, she realized. An uncontrollable desire welt up in her, wanting to go towards the music, wanting to find out what it exactly was.
" 'Finally calmed down again'? That makes me sound like a weakling!"
As our dear Lavana came closer, the music became louder and after some time she could distinguish voices cheering and singing along. There must be some kind of festival, she concluded.
Not caring about paying, she went in, completely ignoring what the guards yelled at her. As if she was hypnotized, she walked towards the podium, pushing her way through the crowd.
"Oh, bad girl now, aren't you?"
"I'm part of the elite of Team Dim Sun, of course I'm a bad girl. Smart boy, aren't you?"
"Shut up crybaby."
"Hey!"
Lavana quickly found a place close to the podium, and she closed her eyes, slowly rocking back and forth on the beat of the music.
On stage were standing four people, one woman and three men, all siblings. The woman was singing, and obviously enjoying herself. The two men drumming and playing the electric guitar respectively seemed to like it as well. Only the one standing the closest to Lavana – the one with the electrical bass – seemed bored.
"You know, that sounds suspiciously like me and my siblings…"
The young man had white-bluish hair and a bored look on his face. His shoulders were slumped and just his whole attitude gave away that he didn't care about anything at all. His name is Clyde.
"Hey, I do care about my music!"
He didn't even care about his music.
"I do!"
"Hahaha."
His soul was lost, lost in the dark abysses of vanity.
"Whoa, deep sentence."
"I think it just says that you're crazy."
"Hey!"
He felt like his life had no meaning, like there was nothing more to it. Just eating and sleeping.
"And sex."
"…"
"…"
"... You did not seriously say that."
"I did."
"I'm disturbed."
"You shouldn't be, it's all very natu-"
"DO NOT finish that sentence."
Clyde was always searching, always searching for… something, he did not know what, but for something. When he found it, he would know what it was.
"Duh!"
His eyes glided over the audience, and finally they landed on a pink-haired girl somewhere in the front.
And right at that moment, Lavana opened her eyes again and her pink ones stared directly in Clyde's dark ones. And Clyde knew he had found the meaning of his life.
"Haha, the- haha, the meaning, of, of, haha, your life, is- is me, haha!"
"Jeez, it's just a story, and not even that funny. Calm down, you madwoman."
His eyes not leaving hers, he extended a hand to her and pulled her up the stage. Lavana – her cheeks stained with mascara, her eyes still red and puffy – was now beaming. She knew this is where she belonged. She didn't know his name, but she knew he was the one.
"Ugh, cheesy…"
Clyde dropped his instrument, and bent down to kiss her, his pink-haired love.
"Marry me," he whispered.
"Oh no way she'll say yes, she doesn't even know his name! No way I'll say yes."
"Yes," Lavana answered, and kissed him again.
And they lived happily ever after.
The end.
Story according to the characters
Lavana: "…"
Clyde: "…"
Lavana: "I said yes…"
Clyde: "Uh-huh."
Lavana: "That girl is CRAZY! She doesn't even know his name and now they're engaged!"
Clyde: "She's you. You just said you were crazy."
Lavana: "Hey, you're the guy who proposed to a girl you didn't know!"
Clyde: "And you're the one who said yes!"
Lavana: "Well, you- you're the one with your soul 'lost in the dark abysses of vanity'!"
Clyde: "And you're the one with no life besides her work, who goes crying in a dark alley!"
Lavana: "Well, you- you- This conversation is going nowhere!"
Clyde: "You know, this whole pathetic excuse for a story was going nowhere!"
Lavana: "… You're totally right, I'm leaving now."
Clyde: "Well, I suppose… I'm leaving too. I can, right? Right?"
A/N: Thank you so much for reading, I hope you enjoyed it. I know it took long, but I hope to update sooner the next time. I hope… Please leave me your feedback in a REVIEW!
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