Rules of Nest

by WhatchuKnowBoutMe

Kathy had absolutely no idea what she was doing here. She was a teacher, not a soldier. She had no experience with this sort of thing. But yet, here she was. In charge of a bunch of morons who couldn't entertain themselves, with Prowl breathing down her neck to write some rules to keep them in line. And Ratchet wondered why her blood pressure was so high. Ultra Magnus X OC!

3. Chapter 3, VERY SHORT, IMPORTANT MESSAGE

AN: Hello! *le gasp* ANOTHER NEW CHAPTER SO SOON? SAY IT CAN'T BE SO! *points sword threateningly* WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CHIKOSHIKA!?

I have become so utterly bored while on break that I've taken to writing again. There is only so much TF:A and Sofia the First I can watch before my brain melts out of skull. Yes, I watch Sofia the first. This only started recently and I've only just finished the first season. It's surprisingly good for a disney junior show.

The rules this chappy are inspired by Calvin and Hobbes, which I've begun rereading. Best comic ever. Also, I've decided to change the format for chapters, so the rules are easier to see.

SUPER IMPORTANT, MUST READ: If you want to see a rule of your own creation, be free to drop it in via review or pm, I don't care which. I read EVERY SINGLE REVIEW. I swear, and I love you all.

Song of the Day: Delta by C2C. Look it up on youtube, amazing.

*INSERT STANDARD DISCLAIMER HERE*

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41. Do NOT tell Red Alert horror stories.

(While it's funny at first, it always ends in tears of frustration.)

(Because he will keep all the lights on. All Night.)

(Not even the kids will be allowed to sleep.)

(The only ones who ever get to sleep through Red Alert's insanity is Optimus, Barricade, and the Seekers.)

(Boss Bot for obvious reasons. And Barricade and the seekers don't stay in the main base.)

(Lucky slaggers.)

42. Do NOT ask the 'bots if they know the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

(You'll make 'em glitch.)

(The Hatchet won't be happy.)

(... It's 42.)

43. Do pay for the weekly 'insurance' from Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.

(If you don't, you deserve whatever sick plot they have saved up.)

(Ultra Magnus: Agent Woodward, do you approve of their constant misbehavior?)

(Why of COURSE not Magnus. I am simply informing the new arrivals of the risks they have taken from joining N.E.S.T.)

(Ultra Magnus:... hmmmm. *leaves*)

(... *sighs*)

44. Ironhide does not look good in Pink!

(Sunny, Sides.)

(I think my eyes are still bleeding...)

45. Never ask Jazz for permission to do ANYTHING.

(He'll go along with whatever it is.)

(Still confused about how he got in any position of authority.)

(Prowl: The same could said for you Agent Woodward.)

(Oh stuff it Prowler.)

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AN2: Sorry guys, I just wanted to update today so I could put that request out there.

SERIOUSLY, PLEASE GIVE YOUR IDEAS. I HAVE ABOUT THE SAME ABOUT COMEDIC GENIUS AS A FUCKING MUSHROOM. PLEASE, YOU WILL GET CREDIT.