"It isn't like him to abandon his ship and never come back for it." Jack looked around the console. "Looks like he's redecorated since I was last in here. Not too surprising since he also redecorates his face from time to time." Jack walked up to the controls. "So you two have been flying this thing on your own?"

Clara rolled her eyes. "Well, she has. It doesn't seem to like me much. I tried to use it and got stuck in another dimension."

"Happens..." Jack smiled for a moment, thinking of Rose. The Doctor said she was safe and happy but it was still strange to imagine. "Maybe The Doctor's in another dimension too" He thought aloud.

"So the Tardis' rightful owner might be trapped in another dimension? How would we even begin to find him and return it to him?" Amy asked hoping there wasn't an answer. She didn't want to give up her magical blue box. She snuck up behind Clara and kissed her shoulder. "At this point, it's our ship. Right, Clara?"

"Maybe if I drove it. Last time I did, I went to another dimension so... maybe I can make the same mistake again and run into the ship's rightful owner." Clara shrugged not realizing that Amy wanted her to agree that they shouldn't look for this Doctor person Jack was talking about.

"There's loads of different little pocket universes." Jack replied. "Who's to say you'll land in the right pocket?"

Amy crossed her arms definitely. "I don't think it's worth it to get ourselves stuck in some alternate reality with god knows what waiting on the other side. What if we make some irreparable crack in space and time or something."

"Well, that's always a side effects to time travel." Jack crossed his arms same as Amy and walked slowly towards her with a devilish smile on his face. "We'll play it your way. We don't have to search for The Doctor if you don't want to but at least let me bum a ride."

"Umm... where to?" Amy found herself charmed off her feet by Jack's smile.

"Surprise me" Jack shrugged. "I was getting tired of 1920's Chicago. Take me somewhere where I can sip a martini without being shot at."

"Think there's a shuffle button on this thing?" Amy asked while looking around the console.

"It's not an ipod." Clara laughed.

"Ha found it!" Amy pressed a small button with the words shuffle underneath.

"Are you kidding me!" Clara fell into a seat on the edge of the console room and covered her face.

"Yeah, maybe that's why we were getting all messed up, someone left the shuffle on." Amy spoke as if she knew what she was talking about. "Alright, let's check out this doctor's playlist." They whizzed off and found themselves back in Leadworth. "Boo! Boring!" Amy walked out of the Tardis.

"Well, thanks for the lift to the 21st century, ladies." Jack Harkness looked around happily.

"Yeah, it's no problem." Amy looked him up and down.

"Amy, for goodness sake." Clara elbowed her in the side.

"I'm sorry, honest." Amy sighed. "I love you. You know that, right?"

"Yeah, sure..." Clara was so busy giving Jack a jealous stare that she failed to notice a familiar face walking towards them. She'd seen him once before when she'd made a crack in the universe trying to bring her mother back to life.

"Amy?" He asked looking at her and then at Clara. "It's you, the one we saw in that... that thing, that crack!"

"What?" Amy looked confused.

"That crack in your wall, remember? How can you not remember?" He asked.

"I'm sorry... I don't know you... do, I?" Amy wasn't sure how to respond.

"What have you done to Amy?" He looked angrily at Clara, who backed away slowly.

"I didn't do anything. ... I..." Clara was cut off.

"Let me try and clear things up a bit for you, sweetheart." Jack rested his hand on Rory's shoulder. "We're from another dimension. You said you saw Clara in some crack in your wall, I'll bet you it leads to our dimension. If you know Amy, it's the Amy from your universe. This Amy hear is a different one."

They looked at Amy to see her staring blankly with her mouth wide open as she pointed to a version of herself standing on the other side of the street. "Rory!? What the hell is this!?" The other Amy came stomping over towards them but stopped when she saw Clara. "It's her, the girl from..."

"Yeah, she broke your wall and left a big space-time crack in it, I heard." Amy rolled her eyes.

"Don't interrupt me you ... is that what I look like?" The other Amy paused to look at herself.

"Not a bad view, is it?" Amy smiled and swirled for herself.

"Not bad at all, if I do say so myself... I'd kiss you." The other Amy laughed

"I bet you would." Amy laughed at herself.

"And this is how it ends, with Amy Pond flirting with herself." Clara scoffed.

Jack sighed. "Two Amy's how the mind wanders."

"Yeah..." Rory looked on with a goofy half smile on his face.

"So, it was Rory, right?" Jack massaged Rory's shoulders a little as he spoke. "You think maybe later you, me and the two Amy's could... just the four of us maybe..." Jack gets cut off.

"Excuse me!" Clara crossed her arms angrily.

"Oh sorry, the five of us..." Jack gets cut off again.

"That was not what I meant." Clara rolled her eyes. "I'm sorry, Jack, but I'm not interested in men."

"Come on, Clara. Open your mind a little." Jack put one arm around Clara's shoulder while he held Rory in the other. "If you limit yourself to one gender you miss out on half the fun."

"Why am I not surprised?" Clara sighed. "Another inappropriate, overly flirtatious bisexual. Why do I bother? Why didn't I fall in love with a lesbian?"

"That's not fair..." Rory chimed in. "My idea of flirting is awkward staring and nervous chuckling."

"Yeah, because you're straight." Clara scoffed.

"I'm not straight.." Rory replied.

"See, Clara?" Jack smiled. "You're the only one here who refuses to bat for both teams. You big prude." He stopped hugging Clara and Rory and walked over to the two Amy's. "Alright ladies, I'd hate to break up the self-love fest here but I'm wondering if you've come across a guy who calls himself The Doctor."