Thanks again again for all the support! Hope you guys enjoy chapter three!

DICLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ONE PIECE OR FAIRY TAIL!


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Levy walked in through her door to see her two stupid brothers, Jet and Droy, waiting for her. It was normal. She ignored them and walked all the way to her room without stopping. "Levy-chan! You're so mean!" She heard Droy complain as she closed her door and locked it.

Wait no, that's Jet. Confusing much..

"Yeah! You should have more empathy to your older brothers, Levy-chan!"

Ignore them.

"Levy-chan! Lucy-san's here!"

Ignore them.

"Levy-chaaaan! Dinner is served, and it's your favourite; Meat!"

Ignore- wait, what?

"IDIOT! THAT'S NOT HER FAVOURITE! THAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE!"

Ignore them.

"But Levy-chan! It's your favourite type of meat: Chicken!"

Ignore them.

"Levy-chan! Dessert is apple pie!"

Ignore them.

"Levy-chan! Aunt Aries is here to eat dinner with us!"

"WILL YOU GUYS QUIT TRYING TO LURE ME OUT?!"

"But.."

"But WHAT?! Go away! I'll never come out!"

Levy heard whimpers and sad sobbing, but ignored them again. She rolled her eyes as she logged on her laptop and jumped on Tumblr. There she made a post saying: 'My brothers are being so annoying, they're trying to lure me out of my room to 'play' with them. Jeez, they're older than me, and they're so immature! Right now they're whimpering and all because I rejected them. (Rolls eyes)'

She received many notes but most of them were reposts and comments saying how annoying it is to have siblings. Then she received a like and comment from Lucy. It said: You make me feel really glad that I don't have any siblings.. Oh, and please don't forget we need to watch the new One Piece episode at 6:40!

Levy felt happy for Lucy but was still annoyed by her male siblings who were still stifling sobs. Then she got a comment from FireNatsuDragonSlayer.

He had said: 'My little sister ain't that bad.. Although my brother is really really REALLY… (Can't think of a word to describe him)'

She commented: 'FireNatsuDragonSlayer, Annoying?'

'No.' Natsu replied.

'FireNatsuDragonSlayer, Weird?'

'Weird… Is an understatement.'

'What's he like, FireNatsuDragonSlayer?'

'Let's talk on Skype. This is annoying.'

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'So what's he like?' Levy typed, repeating the question as soon as she got on Skype.

'Black hair, looks innocent, about 20, name is Zeref.'

Levy sweat-dropped. 'No you idiot, I mean how he acts.'

'Ohh. Well, he's always late, sometimes he returns home the next day. In fact, one day he returned after a whole week when everyone thought he was dead! Even his friends didn't know where he was. We had a big funeral and everything, which was just a waste of money. Wendy was really mad when she realised we had spent a quarter of our savings.'

'Who's Wendy?'

'My little sister! Who else?!'

'What about your parents? They should be mad more than anyone..' Levy questioned.

'Sorry, I've got to go.'

Suddenly Levy felt bad.

Oh no.. She covered her mouth instinctually although it was her hands doing the typing. Why did I say that?

'Sorry :/' was all the short-haired teen could type.

"Levy! Dinner's ready! Come whenever you want, but the food will get cold!" She heard Jet, no, Droy, shout.

"I'll just microwave it!" Levy yelled.

"… But you can't! The spaghetti is made out of.. Metal! The microwave will explode!"

"What stupid excuse," Levy muttered to herself, "They're so stupid. I mean, who eats metal?!"

-At Gajeel's house-

A certain red-eyed high-schooler got an steel and metal salad ready for himself. Many people say that metal and steel are basically the same thing, but Gajeel could tell the difference, even if the difference was small. He was happily devouring a can as he flipped a page of his favourite manga, One Piece. He saw an image of Zoro the swordsman and thought for the millionth time how delicious Zoro's katanas would be. He shook the thought off and was eating a few pea-sized knobs when he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door to find a mailman holding a big parcel he had ordered. He grunted, took the parcel and was about to close the door when he saw the mailman staring at him in shock and worry. "What?" He frowned.

"Um.. Sir, you have… Metal.. Stuck between your teeth.." He stuttered.

Gajeel grinned and found the piece of metal with his tongue. "You mean this? Oh, it happens all the time, you see, when I eat little iron knobs. It's kind of annoying, but they're really yummy." But when he looked back at the mailman, he had fled, and it was then Gajeel remembered that he was the only living human who ate metal like it was nothing.

Ugh, I forget this way too often. He snorted.

-Back at Levy's house-

"I'd be surprised if I saw anyone eat iron.. I mean, there's like a lot of magic tricks, but they're tricks! Not genuine!" She kept on murmuring..

Then Levy saw the time on her laptop. 6:45.

Oh no! Lu-chan!

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Lucy tapped her fingers against her desk, waiting for Levy to give her the sign to call. Her status said that she was online.

What's taking her so long to say one thing?!

'Sorry Lu-chan! You can call now!'

Finally.

Lucy clicked on the video camera button, frowning.

"What took you so long?" Lucy demanded.

Levy jumped. "Uh, well, I was talking to Natsu, and"

"Natsu? Why, is he your new boyfriend now?" Lucy cut her off.

"WHAT?!" Levy yelled.

"Haha, I'm just joking, Levy-chan."

The short nerd pouted. "Well, do you want to watch it now?"

"Sure," Lucy replied while clicking the 'play' button.

The two girls watched episode 702 of their favourite anime, One Piece, and laughed at each other's reactions in a playful manner. It took Lucy's mind off what had occurred after school.

-Flashback-

Lucy stared at her strangely pink-haired classmate just as he stared at her.

What the..

None of them broke their gaze. Then Natsu slowly opened her window and jumped in. "What did you do to my room?!" He yelled.

Lucy didn't reply, she just stared at him, horrified. A lot of thoughts shot in her head, but all of them were kicked straight out. Then she finally shouted: "THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! THIS IS MY ROOM!"

"WHAT?!"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?! GET OUT!"

This time, Natsu looked at her with a horrified expression.

"What.. Is your address?" He said slowly.

"LIKE HELL I'LL TELL SOMEONE LIKE YOU!"

"I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT WHICH HOUSE I'M IN RIGHT NOW!"

"IT'S NUMBER 16!"

"ON JUPITER AVENUE?!"

"YES!"

"SHIT!"

"You swear?!"

"DOESN'T EVERYONE SWEAR?! YOU WIERDO!"

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WEIRDO?! IF I'M WEIRD, THEN CALLING YOU PSYCHO IS A COMPLETE UNDERSTATEMENT!"

"HEY! WHY AM I-"

"YOU'RE SERIOUSLY ASKING THAT WHEN YOU JUST BROKE INTO A HOUSE WITH A GIRL LIVING IN IT BY HERSELF?!" Lucy gasped and quickly covered her mouth as to take back what she had just said.

"I THOUGHT IT WAS MY- Wait, what? You live by yourself?!"

"NO! ARE YOU DEAF?!" Lucy desperately tried to cover up what she had said.

"I SWEAR THAT I HEARD YOU SAY THAT!"

"LIAR!"

"YOU'RE THE LIAR HERE!"

"NO I'M NOT!" Lucy defended.

"FINE THEN!"

"WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?!" Lucy asked again.

"BECAUSE MY HOUSE IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOURS!"

"SO?!"

"SO I MISCOUNTED AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY HOUSE! WHY THE HECK IS YOUR ROOM IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE AS MINE IN MY HOUSE?!"

"I DON'T KNOW! AND SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU ALWAYS ENTER YOUR HOUSE THROUGH YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW?!"

"YES! IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT?!"

"EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH THAT! WHO DOES THAT?!"

"ME!"

Lucy felt like bashing her head against the wall a million times.

After a long hour of negotiating, Lucy finally got Natsu to leave. Lucy face-palmed herself. How can someone be that stupid?! She thought. He's too stupid, he probably can't even handle his own stupidness. (Author's Note: Whatever that means..)

-Flashback End-

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"Hello? Lu-chan… Are you still there?!" Levy waved her hand in front of her camera.

She's spacing out.. Levy sighed.

"EARTH TO LU-CHAN! ARE YOU THERE?!" She screamed.

"W-what? Sorry Levy-chan! I was spacing out, dammit.."

"Yes you were," Levy sighed again, "what were you thinking about?"

"Uh, well.."

"Tell me!" Then she added: "If it's a secret, I'll keep it a secret, Lu-chan!"

"It's not a secret." Lucy muttered. Then she started talking about how she saw Natsu climbing on her outer window and a fight they had about how stupid each other were.

"…So yeah." Lucy ended.

"Well."

"Yeah.." Lucy sweat-dropped.

"That's… Really… Weird."

"I know."

"Hey, how much do you know about Natsu?" Levy whispered in a gossipy tone.

"What, are you the new Mira?"

"NO!" Levy yelled.

Lucy laughed, "Well, all I know is that he can do cool fire tricks and his age, gender, his hair colour, eye colour and where he lives."

"Are you a stalker?!"

"WHAT?! NO!"

"Oh wait, you know because he told you, right?" Levy referred to the ridiculous event that had happened earlier that day.

"Yup."

"But.. Did you know that his parents don't live with him?"

"What? Why?"

"I don't know the full details, but when I asked him about his parents, he switched the subject. So something must have happened, I'm guessing."

"Oh."

Silence.

"O…kay..?" Levy tried to break the silence.

"Okay." Lucy giggled. (Author's Note: LOL )

"Omg Lucy you're still into that?"

"Yup! TFIOS is awesome!"

"Oh my God." Levy facepalmed, not wanting to hear all the fangirling from her bestie. Then she heard knocking.

"Oh, I gotta go." Lucy hurriedly said. "Bye!"

"Bye!" Levy said before she hung up.

Ugh, I'm hungry. She walked out, her stomach grumbling.


Sorry guys, I had to add TFIOS in! Anyway, thanks for reading this chapter (assuming that you read it and didn't skip all the way to the end), you're awesome! XD