AN 1: Hey guys! YAY, another chapter whooo!~~ I've had a busy day, what with having a barbecue and taking my dogs to the dog park. It's been a good day, but also a long one. I don't know how funny this chapter's gonna be, seeing as only one of you sent in any rules.
I am seriously as creative as a non-hallucogenic mushroom. Please send in rules and stuff.
*insert standard disclaimer here*
86. DO NOT switch the lables on the Lambo Twins' paint supplies. (Thank you TriplechangerSpeedster1!)
(This is a good excuse for Sunny and Sides to initiate a man hunt on your aft.)
(They both care about their paint jobs very much, but Sunstreaker even more.)
(He is not necessarily SANE, especially when it comes to his paint.)
(You have been warned.)
87. DO NOT mess with another cybertronian's scanner. (Once again, a big thank you to TriplechangerSpeedster1!)
(Did you know that 'bots can upload cars they've scanned onto another 'bots systerm? I didn't.)
(You see, what happened was... the twins, Sunny and Sides, had to do an undercover mission because there had been reports of decepticon activity in the area.)
(And Jazz, being the ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS he is, decided to do such a thing while our resident evil incarnate twins were getting a virus-protection update from Ratchet. DOn't ask me how he convinced Ratchet to let him do it, because I don't have a clue.)
(Anyway, he told the twins that he had already uploaded their disguises for them so they went on their merry way to the town. Where they proceeded to flip their shit so to say.)
(Jazz had scanned and uploaded SMART CARS for their disguises. And not even pretty one either. These looked liked they had been tossed through a garbage disposal, they were that scratched up and ugly. I don't know where he found cars like that, and I don't want to know.)
(Let's just say the twins weren't happy. At all.)
88. Jurassic Park is not real and you should not tell the 'bots that it is.
(Almost everyone wanted to find some dinosaurs!)
(While I would love to see some in person too, unlike them, I am a chewable being who is NOT the same size as T-Rex.)
(That... and velociraptors still haunt my dreams.)
89. When he's here, treat with the upmost respect.
(Not Director, but MR. Galloway. Because I am director now... HAHAHAHA)
(Seriously though, treat him with respect, even if he is a bastard.)
(He's in charge of our budget.)
(No one is gonna listen to this one, are they Magnus?)
(Ultra Magnus: Most likely not Katherine.)
(Damn...)
90. You can collect anything you want as long as it's not inappropriate.
(I collect books and hot sauce bottles from all around the world.)
(Bumblebee collects old records while Barricade collects Most Wanted Posters.)
(Sunstreaker collects yellow paint and wax, and Sideswipe collects paint remover and stiff wire brushes.)
(Obviously, they have an agreement not to use them on eachother.)
(But I can always see a glimmer a fear in Sunny's optic when Sides is counting his collection.)
(Hey, whatever keeps the team sane right?)
91. Don't steal Ratchet's wrenches. If you do, do so at your own peril and DON'T BLAME SOMEONE ELSE.
(Last time the twins stole them, the Hatchet welded them to ceiling for a week.)
(Skids and Mudflap stole them last week and tried to blame it on the Lambo twins.)
(They're not very good liars, so Ratchet knew immediately.)
(Welded to the ceiling AND cleaning duty for two weeks.)
(Plus, he kicked their afts.)
92. Do not enter the Science Wing without permission or alerting the Scientists that you're in there.
(This is a good way to die via explosion or noxious gas and no one know where you are.)
(You will be reported MIA.)
(Also, if Starscream or Shockwave catch you, they might use you for an experiment.)
(Wheeljack will yell at you and possibly cause an explosion in the process. Skyfire will just pick you up and put back outside the door.)
(Don't go in there. It's not worth it.)
93. No scary movies are to be watched in the prescence of most cybertronians or the Director.
(I don't like scary movies. At all. And neither do most bots, except for maybe the ex-cons.)
(This includes movies like Paranormal Activities, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Insidious, etc.)
(This list also includes Christine. The bots HATE that movie.)
(However, The Scary Movie series is allowed on base. It makes for some stupid fun. REALLY STUPID FUN. It's a guilty pleasure. *shrugs*)
94. Ratchet's monthly check ups are mandatory and cannot be avoided. No questions asked.
(He will find you.)
(And he will heal you.)
(...*cracks up*...)
(Sam, Myself, Leo, Barricade, Sunstreaker, Ultra Magnus, Ironhide, Starscream, Skywarp, and Optimus Prime)
95. Only use a nickname if that person allows you to.
(The only reason I'm allowed to call the Lambo twins Sunny and Sides is because I let them call me Ma.)
(Fig can do it because they've imprinted on him.)
(They'll try to step on anyone else who does.)
(You have been warned.)
(Leo, Sharsky, Fassbinder, Epps, Lennox)
96. Don't TP the base. It's a pain in the aft to clean up.
(That doesn't mean you can TP recharging transformers either!)
(Though it was funny when Devastator woke up and couldn't move.)
(At least, it was until he realized what was wrong.)
(Can you say Hello Gaping Black Hole of Doom Sucking you to your Death?)
97. Do not antagonize visiting diplomats.
(The only way we keep our budget and soldiers is to stay on the world's Good side guys.)
(You're lucky that one diplomat had a REALLY good sense of humor.)
(Most don't enjoy getting glued and feathered when in an expensive suit.)
(That man was weird.)
98. Yes, you can prank the cons during a battle.
(In fact, go all out as long as you don't hit people on OUR side.)
(I can wait to see Megatron turn pink again.)
99. Paintball is no longer allowed on base.
(Whether in holoform or in their regular bodies, Crosshairs and Ironhide are dangerous fraggers with a gun. No question.)
( Miles and I sniped people from the top of the water tower.)
(I think we almost had a civil war on our hands actually.)
100. Don't draw on sleeping people during meetings. (WHOO, WE MADE IT TO 100 RULES GUYS! HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND! *throws confetti everywhere*)
(I came out of one meeting with a rather impressive mustache.)
(Sam had makeup on him.)
(Leo looked like a curly haired pikachu.)
(Miles came out giggling maniacally.)
AN2: SO HERE'S THE NEXT CHAPPIE! HOPE YOU ENJOYED.
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