AN: Hey guys, new chapter! WHOO~ Thank you to everyone who reviewed last time and a BIG thank you to the ones who sent in rules. REMEMBER GUYS, I ALSO DO ONE SHOTS BASED ON RULES. Anything to keep me updating okay?
*insert standard disclaimer here*
101. Do not repel down from the rafters and get in a bot's face.
(Ironhide almost shot Sam.)
(Red Alert screamed and glitched when Leo did it. It took Ratchet to the next day to unlock him.)
(Magnus just blinked at me when I did it Tarzan style. I kiss him on the face-plate as I went by. His face was hilarious.)
(Optimus couldn't stop laughing.)
102. "Are we there yet?" is banned from base.
(This was gonna happen sooner or later, especially with so many kids running around.)
(Oh stop complaining! This is your fault guys!)
(Leo, Sharsky, Annabelle, Lennox, Sam, Bumblebee, Lambo Twins, assorted base kids, and Chevy Twins.)
103. NEVER interrupt my beauty sleep! (Thank you for this great rule, ThePegasusDevice! They also gave a lot more rules and I'll tell you when they stop!)
(Or I'll interrupt yours.)
(Forever.)
(Ironhide, Ratchet, Ultra Magnus, Optimus Prime, Leo, both sets of twins.)
104. Monopoly is also banned from base.
(We've played that game a grand total of TWICE since I became director.)
(The last time we played, we started at two in the afternoon, and when it was over, I won, it was four in the fucking morning.)
(We decided that that day was now a holiday and slept until the base-wide alarm clock woke us up the next morning.)
(NEVER AGAIN.)
105. No more real life pokemon battles!
(This was Leo, Sharsky, and Fassbinder, the giant nerds.)
(They stood still in various hallways until some one, human or not, walked past them.)
(They then proceeded to play the original pokemon opening and challenge them to a pokemon battle.)
(They threw rubber balls and yelled "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!" and chased them if they ran away.)
(Of course, when said person eventually got pissed and pulled out a gun, they threw money and said they won and went back to standing still in the hallway until the next poor bastard walked past.)
(Eventually, those three had to go to the med bay.)
106. Do not say that you are getting sick or that something gave you a heart attack around the Hatchet.
(He will take you seriously and confine you to the medbay.)
(And when he figures out that you were just joking, he'll wrench you!)
(Sarah, Epps, Fig, Myself, Simmons, and Jazz)
107. Do not hide Ratchet's wrenches.
(He'll just find other things to throw at you.)
(Like maybe beakers or a stethoscope.)
(Maybe even a bed.)
(Sideswipe, Skids, Mudflap, Crosshairs, Jazz, and Ironhide.)
108. Don't tell Ratchet he can't throw his wrenches at you because you're a squishy human.(THIS IS THE LAST ONE OF ThePegasusDevice's rules!)
(He has a holoform and set of human sized wrenches for a reason.)
(He'll do it even if you end up in his medbay because he gave you a concussion.)
(This rule also applies to any other transformer you can think of.)
(They're holoforms are stronger than we are.)
(If you don't believe me, ask that soldier who ended up in the medbay with a broken arm because he challenged Ironhide to an arm wrestle.)
109. Don't glue the furniture in the rec room to the ceiling again. It was a pain in the aft to get down.
(Though, the faces of everyone who walked in were great.)
(We used special repelling harnesses to keep us in the seats and were just chilling upside down on the couch, watching tv.)
(Prowler glitched and Red Alert was so confused and scared.)
(Ratchet was worried about our blood rushing to our heads.)
(Bumblebee, myself, Sam, Leo, Barricade, and Miles.)
110. Remember that the driver picks the music. Always.
(Optimus likes to listen to rock music, as long as it's not violent.)
(Magnus likes a lot of the same stuff as me, so it's not too bad.)
(Ratchet likes classical and Bee likes almost everything.)
(Jazz likes anything with a good rythm, while Ironhide likes hard rock.)
(Barricade likes screamo, big surprise.)
(Prowlers doesn't like earth music and Soundwave likes trance and dubstep.)
111. Lego pieces are not allowed in the main hallways or either rec room.
(Holoforms can still feel pain and several bots like to go around barefoot.)
(Humans know the horrors of the dreaded lego.)
(Since posting this rule, they've been showing up everywhere...)
(TWIIINNS!)
112. Do not use an experimental plant growth formula if Wheeljack or Shockwave made it.
(We're figuring out how to maybe grow plants in space for reasons.)
(Optimus asked the Science bots to try making some different formulas.)
(Wheeljack's just sorta... killed them. And Shockwave's worked... but may or may not have turned them into evil, carnivorous, man-eating plants of awesome size.)
(But the formulas that Starscream and Skyfire made worked!)
113. Try not to 'accidently' squish Galloway using a military vehicle or a transformer.
(THIS DOES MEAN USE YOURSELF IRONIDE.)
(How many times do I have to tell you!? BUDGET, BUDGET, BUDGET!)
(You guys can survive for just a little longer can't you!?)
(Under three years guys. Under three years!)
(Keep telling yourself: Three years! Just three more years and everything will be ready!)
114. No more Blair Witching!
(It freaks out EVERY ONE. Even the ex-cons!)
(If you don't know what 'Blair Witching' is, it's a reference to the movie, the "Blair Witch Project" where someone stands in the corner of the room, not moving. They just stand there, staring at the wall.)
(It's fucking creepy.)
(Kira, Skywarp, Miles, and Sunstreaker.)
115. Leave the Wreckers alone! (Thanks goes to TriplechangerSpeedster1 and their brother!)
(There is a reason their group name is the WRECKERS. THEY WRECK STUFF.)
(THEY WILL WRECK YOU IF YOU MAKE THEM MAD.)
(You have been warned.)
(Sunny, Sides, Skids, Mudflap, and Leo.)
AN2: And there's the newest chapter guys! Whatcha think? What are the tranformers planning that they'll need to grow plants in space? What's happening in three years? Tell me what you think and any new rules or oneshots you want do in a review!