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Here is another chapter I made up on the spot.

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Cookie fight

Kaldur had never heard of a 'bake sale'. But when Megan told him that the school held one every year, he had to admit he was excited. Apparently a bake sale was when lots of people came together in th school yard and presented the other students and faculty with home-made pastries and other assorted goods for cheap prices to raise money for the football team (as if the school didn't have enough money already). All the cheer leaders were helping out so that, of course, included Megan who had somehow convinced everyone else to participate with her.

Megan was making home-made chocolate chip cookies.

Conner couldn't bake so he would be helping Megan the entire time.

Dick said he could bring in a cake.

Wally would be bringing pie (if he didn't eat it first).

Artemis volunteered scones.

And Kaldur had absolutely no idea how to use an oven nor what exactly a pastries was (they didn't have them in Atlantis) so he would be there for just moral support. According to Megan and Artemis, Kaldur had caught the eyes of more than one of the cheer leaders and their friends. Wally had refered this to being called 'eye candy'.

The surface world is weird.

So here he was, three days later, standing behind a table in the back field selling home cooked goodies for twenty-five cents a piece while Megan smiled and Conner made change.

"Freshly baked cookies straight from the oven! Get them while they're hot!" Megan advertised. Conner winked at some girls passing by and they giggled, bought 5 cookies each, and ran away. Conner high-fived Megan.

"I still don't understand why you do that." Kaldur said. Conner put the money in the metal box they used for a cash register.

"It helps get customers. Don't ask me how or why because even I still don't understand. Girls are just weird." He answered, shrugging.

"Not all girls are like that you know." Artemis and Wally walked up to the stand carrying more pies and scones. Megan and Artemis set about rearranging the table while Wally, Conner and Kaldur sorted out the change and set up the tent.

"Wally this pie smells amazing!" Megan said. It did. Kaldur could smell it from here.

Wally beamed, "It's nothin' beautiful. Just old grandma West's secret recipe."

Kaldur saw Conner roll his eyes and smiled slightly. Wally would never learn.

"Grandma's pie's got nothing on this cake."

Kaldur looked our his shoulder and saw Dick carrying a cake almost as big as he was. He set the giant, chocolate frosted dessert down on the table and Wally was standing next to him in less than a second.

"Dude. That's not what I think it is, is it?"

Dick crossed his arms, smiling. "Yes. Yes it is."

Kaldur could see the drool already forming from Wally's mouth. "Oh man. We are so gonna save some for later."

Conner looked at the cake sceptically, "What's so important about saving the cake?"

Dick and Wally looked at Conner like he had grown another eye or had sprouted mushrooms from his body.

"Dude! Do you know who made this cake?!"

"No."

"This is a world-class cake! Alfred made this! It's like a gift from the dessert gods sent down from heaven! Double chocolate fudge with three different fillings in each layer all in one glorious stack of pure, mouth-watering deliciousness!"

Everyone was now looking at Wally.

Dick eyed his friend, "Dude. It's just a cake."

"You're only saying that because you get to eat Alfreds cooking every day."

"True."

The teens shared a short laugh before it was interrupted. "Hey! Kent! Mores!" A voice called at Conner and Megan. Curtis Matthews, the schools all-star quarter back of the football team and team captain, was walking towards the tent along with four of his equally as big friends/lackies. Curtis stopped beside Dick, who started to inch away before Curtis pulled the smaller boy into a-Kaldur hoped-friendly head lock.

Curtis looked at Conner, "Kent you were supposed to meet the team in the field. We're going to go swipe a few snacks from the freshmen."

"No thanks. I promised Megan I'd help with the table." Kaldur saw the dangerous look in Conners eyes, "Now let Dick go Matthews."

"Sticking up for the freshmen? That's a first Kent. Besides I'm not doing any harm, right kid?"

Matthews was twice Dick's size in height and muscle. Kaldur was surprised Dick could still breath.

"Actually I'd-"

"There, see? No harm done. Nice cake by the way."

Kaldur stepped in front of Conner and Wally, knowing full well that they were ready to beat this boy. "My friend asked you to let go. I suggest you comply before anything gets out of hand." He had to admit that Matthews was begining to tick Kaldur off. In Atlantis, when it came to those younger than you, Kaldur had been taught that it is your duty to defend them. It did not help Kaldur's mood when Cutris grabbed Dick's hair, giving the boy a very ruff noogy.

"Relax new kid." Kaldur only liked this kid less. "I'm just having some fun." Curtis eyed the cake. Then looked at Megan.

"You make this, sweet cheeks?"

Megan shook her head, looking very upset with Curtis, "No I didn't. Dick did. Please let go of him Curtis."

"Dickie made the cake huh? Then maybe he should have some." Without warning Curtis threw Dick into the table, the cake landing on top of him, covering him with chocolate and sticky frosting.

"Hey!" Wally and Artemis yelled. Kaldur helped Dick up while Curtis only laughed, thinking of this as some sick joke, until a cookie smacked him in the face.

"What the-" Curtis and Kaldur both turned to Megan, who looked deadly serious, with her arm bent in a form that suggested that she had thrown the treat.

Kaldur had never seen Megan so mad, "Megan did you-"

"Leave now Curtis." she said venomously.

Matthews eyed her, grabbed a pie and threw. It hit Megan and the girl was lost under a pile of pastry. "Megan!" Conner yelled. Kaldur did not usually lose his temper, but this was a rare exception. He picked up the nearest tray of food, which happened to be some cake off of Dick's head, and like an all-star baseball player threw the cake at Curtis.

He dodged it and it hit the girl behind him in the head. Oh geez, Kaldur thought as everyone around the poor girl laughed. The girl then tossed a pie at the boy next to her, he tossed another at a teacher, who picked up a basket of cookies and stared attacking everyone, while the other kids grabbed what they could had defended themselves.

Kaldur had never seen a food fight of this magnitude. Before he knew it he was covered in pie, cake, cookie crumbles and filling, fighting for his life to hide under the table with his equally as messy friends. The first thing he saw was Wally picking cake off of Dick, who was still coated in a thick layer of cake batter, and eating the leftovers.

Everyone was disgusted.

"That is not very sanitary." Kaldur said as Wally continued to frisk Dick for more cake.

Wally shrugged, "Why waste good cake?"

Kaldur only hoped Wally would learn about personal sanitation before he decided to eat the food off the ground... Maybe next year.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THis took me WAY TOOO LONG! why why why? so sorry for the wait and I know this chapter may seem a it stupid and I just really needed a filler! GASAAAHHHHH!

Anyways review or I will throw a virtual cake at you.