Hey guys, it's ONE SHOT TIME. Because it's not like I didn't update less than three hours ago or anything. Eh, I don't mind. I really enjoy writing and I need something to do before I get super tired and sleepy. I got a babysitting job scheduled for wednesday! WHOO!~ My first ever job. I'm super excited but also super nervous. Wish me luck, okay?
Allright, so the request was for rule #72, requested by CarsCars2Fanatic! Thank you so much, and I really hope I do it to your standards. I'm not promising that'll be long, in fact it will most likely be very short. This one just didn't want to exist, but you wanted it so there.
*insert standard disclaimer here*
You know, this started innocently enough. Personally, I blame the whole thing on children's television. There's really no other way this could have happened. I don't know where they got the material need to make so many giant sock puppets and I don't want to kn- What? Sail boats in San Fransisco are missing their sails? Seriously? Primus damn it! SKYWARP!
So it all started with Leo, Sam, Bumblebee, and Miles. This was a really weird day for me, and that's coming from someone who's children are giant robots from outerspace. They had been assigned to watch over one of the Pre-K classes while the teacher went to see what was taking lunch so long, because lunch is delivered to the younger classes and it was running late that day. So, with no idea how to entertain a couple of four year olds, they decided to hold a puppet show. Using sock puppets. With Bumblebee, in holoform, providing sound effects. It was very popular. Unfortunately.
Leo, of course, decided to challenge himself and make as many people laugh while talking through a sock puppet. This began to grow in popularity, like a meme or a computer virus more like. Anyway, it even spread to some of the cybertronians, especially the sillier ones like Bumbleebee, Jazz, the Lambo twins, Skywarp, etc. Yeah, you can tell where this is going. Cue the shenanigans.
In order of ridiculousness. Bumblebee's was actually rather mundane compared to the others, I think. He blamed the missing plate of energon treats and said EMPTY plate being in his quarters on Manuel, HIS homemade sock puppet. Uh huh, sure Bee. Don't ask me where he got the name, because I got no fucking clue.
Jazz started blaring shitty music over the P.A. and Buzz made him do it. Shitty music like caramelldansen. Yeah. Ironhide almost went ballistic. If he was human, he'd have been foaming at the mouth, he was so mad.
The Lambo Twins' puppets, nicknamed Streaker and Swipe respectively, managed to somehow steal a vat of hazardous chemicals from the Science Wing and set it on fire in the middle of the obstacle course. Again. Yeah, they're grounded. And not just by me either. Ratchet too. Apparently the barrel contained chemical that when set ablaze start releasing a gas that causes erosion in the type of metal they're made of. Sunny's paint job is completely ruined.
Fucking Skywarp. Somehow, his 'shenanigan' was the worst. He wrote the cybertronian equivalent of "FUCK YOU BUCKETHEAD" on his sock puppet and threw at the Nemesis as he flew by. Does he want to be shot down?! I guess so, because Starscream was living up to his name when he started scolding Skywarp right in the middle of the Mess Hall with Optimus and Soundwave shaking their helms in the background.
But yeah, that's the Sock Puppet adventures. I am surrounded by idiots, aren't I?
I'm sorry if it's really shitty guys! I know I started losing steam near the end there, if I had any to begin with! This one didn't want to be written and I'm sorry about that.