Chapter 15-Stalking
Disclaimer: I sadly do not own RC9GN, but I do own Rachelle Kang, Hila Howler, Fire-Breathing Wolf, and Seven-Tailed Cat. :3
Author's Note: This chapter is Rated T for there is a little blood shown in a horror movie. If you think you can handle reading about that, well, it is only one sentence actually, then you may proceed to your reading. Also this entire chapter is Randy's POV btw.
Randy's POV
After a while explaining to my messy eating friend about the walk, he couldn't stop smiling. "Cunningham! That was so bruce! You finally had your first kiss with a girl! While…mine was the girl kissing me while I was sleeping…this is just like sleeping beauty backwards! So when did Julian say that they would meet?" "5:00." I replied. "Oh well…"
(A/N: Let's time travel to 4:45.)
4:45pm
"Now it is 4:45." Howard pointed to the clock. I didn't believe him, "What?! It was just 6:15am a few seconds ago!" "Time flies. Well we better get to the McMovie Theater now." "But, but…" I kept looking at the clock weirdly while following him out the door. (A/N: Hehehe…it is from one of the most powerful people in the world! The author! I have the power to control anyone, anytime, to do anything in this fic! Now that is one of the most powerful things in the world! :) )
Still Randy's POV
At the McMovie Theater…
We walked around and saw Theresa heading to the snack bar while Julian bought the tickets. So Howard and I slipped on workers clothes.
She politely asked Randy, "I would like one bucket of buttered popcorn please."
"Okay, so what movie are you watching?"
"This horror movie Julian picked out." (A/N: If you guys want a more specific movie, it is the same creepy horror movie Randy, Howard, and Plop Plop watched in Aplopalypse Now.)
"Who is, Julian?" I tried to dig for more information in Theresa by not acting creepy.
"A friend of mine."
"Girl or boy?"
"Boy. Can I have the popcorn with butter?"
I asked while adding butter, "You sure it is a…date?"
She shouted, "WHAT?! NO! Just as friends, like I said!"
"Okay, why not?"
"Because, don't tell anyone, but I like someone else."
"So how does he look like?"
"Spiky purple hair, like yours, dreamy dark blue eyes…like…yours, and has a best friend with orange hair like that guy over there...wait a minute…can I also have a strawberry banana and blueberry raspberry smoothie sir?"
"Uh…yeah, sure." I scooted over to the drink machine with relief that she didn't catch us.
After she left, Howard shoved it in my face, "See Cunningham? It isn't a date! Now let's go before we get caught!"
"Well what if Julian thinks it is? Let's go sneak to the movie."
Still Randy's POV
"Cunningham, wear this coat, mustache, and glasses." Weinerman told me.
"Um, can you tell me why exactly?"
He shrugged, "For disguise! It would be too awkward if they found you there!"
I suggested, "Why not the Ninja suit?"
"They know it's you Cunningham, now put this over your clothes while I put on mine."
I studied the glasses and it was those nerdy cheap black plastic ones that are only a dollar. They don't even have lens.
We sat right behind Julian and Theresa and I felt like punching his head for I was still really upset for stealing my girl.
When the guy in a ski mask holding a bleeding knife popped out of nowhere in front of the screen and chasing the woman to her death, Theresa yelped scooting near him so he wrapped his arm around her. "Thanks." She felt more secure.
I totally didn't except this so I began coughing loudly in an annoying way. "Sorry allergies."
She stared at me suspiciously. "You look familiar…do I know you?"
Howard lied, "No, we have never met. I have never seen you in my life."
"Oh I know who you two are!" She smiled. "You are those workers I met at the snack stand! What are you guys doing here?"
"We...are…" I started. "Taking a break." Howard finished.
"Actually you two also remind me of two classmates of mine. The boy I liked and his best friend."
Julian yelled astonished, "What? I thought this is a date and you are confessing that you like Randall?"
"Who said this was a date?" Theresa argued angrily.
"Told ya." I sangsong-ed.
"Don't shove it in Cunningham!" Howard then gasped at what he just said covering his mouth.
Julian asked, "Wait, did you just say…Cunningham?" He yanked Howard's glasses and mustache while Theresa did the same to me.
"GASP! Howard? Randy? You two were stalking on us this entire time?! How could you?!" Theresa felt embarrassed an disappointed.
I had no idea how to respond to this. "I, uh…"
"Why would you do this to me? Ugh, why does boys have to behave like this?! I cannot take this anymore!" She stormed out the door.
Julian and I called to her at the same time, "No! Wait, Theresa!"
Everyone shushed at the three of us, "Shh! Be quiet!" So we both lowered our voices.
"Why did you stalk us?" Julian demanded an answer.
"You were clearly stealing MY girl." I stretched the word 'my'.
Julian argued, "No, she's MINE."
"She confessed that she likes me. You on the other hand likes you as a FRIEND."
"GASP! You take that back Randall."
"It's Randy, and I want you to hand over the mask and your memories." I demanded reaching my hand toward him.
"You wouldn't dare. I have been her known her longer and has been her best friend longer than you."
"Well, I have been her crush longer than you."
Still Randy's POV
Suddenly a lean green weed with a yellow dress holding a baton who was none other than Theresa Fowler crashed through the colossal movie screen into tiny pieces which scared the juice out of everyone who still had the creeps from the horror movie.
I crouched down, good thing the room was dim(A/N: There is no way he is ducking under the seat with all that chewed up gum under it. That would just be shnasty.), "I got this."
"No! I do!" He suited up before Howard and I did. "Ninja Baton Slice! Ha! I destanked her first!"
I chuckled pointing to Theresa, "Haha, no you didn't."
"Huh?! But, that is what she cherishes! She loves it more than anything!"
A livid Theresa flung Grey across the now empty room for destroying her baton.
Orange whispered, "Psst, Cunningham, what if it is a person she loves more than anything?"
I took off my mask making the deadly green and pink mist travel back to the Sorcerer and Sorceress.
"Uh, why does my head hurt? What happened…Randy, Julian, you shoobs! Why did you guys do this to me?!" She thundered.
Julian and I kept explaining from our point of view at the same time.
"Guys, one at a time!"
Julian said, "So, I wanted to go out with you, but you only like me as a friend."
"This, morning, I overheard Julian asking you to the movies so I got jealous. It was Howard's idea to stalk. So it was 10% Cunningham, 90% Weinerman." I pointed at Howard. Wow, that felt good getting back on Howard since he blames everything on me whenever we get busted.
"Oh, well I guess this is awkward." Theresa mumbled.
I agreed, "Yeah, very."
"Uh, smoke bomb!" Julian disappeared.
I apologized, "I am soooo sorry about everything Theresa, I-" Theresa kissed me on the cheek making them red.
"Gah! I never saw that." Howard turned around.
Author's Note: Oh…my…ninja! Okay, just a few minutes ago, I just discovered something so bruce! Okay, so while I was typing this fic, I found a blank piece of paper like right next to me. I was so tempted to doodle on it because I love doodling, especially during school, so I drew the Norisu Nine Symbol and wrote the words Norisu Nine Symbol beneath it vertically and realized that if you abbreviate Norisu Nine Symbol, it says, NNS! OMN, NNS? Ninja No Show like Howards tells Randy not to do to him in the show? Norisu Nine Symbol like the symbol of the Norisu Nine that is a tilted nine? Ha, lolololololololol…XD. Don't forget to favorite, follow, and review! Or probably PM me! SMOKE BOMB! :D