ALOHA! So I was drawing in class and came up with some fun ideas involving mermaids...but I chose another souly on the fact that mermaids are hard to write about... so heres another idea!

Discalimer: have I done this before?

BRING YOUR PARENT TO SCHOOL DAY!

Kaldur had been dreading this day. Ever since his science teacher, the sweet old Mrs. Martan, had told them that this coming Wednesday students would be bringing in their parents Kaldur had been fighting the urge to jump into the ocean and pretend he had drowned. When he had told King Orin of this predicament his mentor had laughed loudly then grabbed Kaldur's shoulder,

"This is a great day then! Now your friends can see just how great a man your 'uncle' is! Ha ha ha!"

Kaldur was positive he was going to die.

One the day of, Kaldur and Orin walked into the school, which was decorated with a big banner that read: 'Welcome Parents! :)" Both of them were wearing light jackets with the collar up to hide their gills but other than that Kaldur was wearing jeans and sneakers to hide his webbed feet. When he spotted Megan and his other friends, he smiled and waved.

Megan was wearing a purple dress and black flats, Artemis wore a green jacket, white shirt, jeans and sneakers with her hair in a ponytail, Wally wore a red and yellow unbuttoned shirt over a long sleeve white shirt, jeans and red sneakers, Conner wore a black t-shirt with a red 'S' symbol along with sneakers and jeans, Dick was wearing a red hoodie with a black jacket and the ever popular jeans and sneakers.

"Hey! Kaldur what's up man?" Wally asked him.

"Nothing is new." He reported. Orin tapped Kaldur's arm.

"I am going to go find the other parents. Have fun!"

Kaldur slightly waved his King bye, then looked at the others.

"Where are your parents?" He asked them.

Dick shrugged, "Bruce is around here somewhere. Probably flirting with the female teachers and nurse."

"My parents couldn't come but my uncles here. Last I saw he was at the cafeteria."

"I live with Uncle J'onn and he took off to chat with the other adults."

"My dad couldn't make it and my mom's kind of in a wheel chair so she can't do steps."

"I think my dad's been looking around for Mr. Wayne."

(I'll let you use your imagination to figure out who's saying what) Kaldur nodded in understanding. Obviously he was not the only one embarrassed by his parental figure. They all walked towards the cafe, where, just as Wally and Dick had predicted, a blond haired man was eating four hotdogs while a very handsome black haired man flirted with a pretty female who happened to be Kaldur's history teacher.

Dick and Wally both groaned at the sight of their mentors. Kaldur assumed that the blond was Wally's uncle while the black haired man was Mr. Wayne.

Barry noticed the kids and waved a hotdog at them and saying something that sounded like, "Ney! Warry! Ick! Yor gofa ty if ood! If't deficus!"

Wally face palmed at his uncle. Whyyyyyyy...

Kaldur heard his history teacher giggle as Mr. Wayne kissed her hand.

Dick face palmed. Whyyyyy...

"Oh there you are children." Kaldur and the rest turned to see Megan's uncle J'onn J'onzes. He smiled and held up a 'peace' sign.

"Having a rade time dudes?"

Megan face palmed. Whyyyyy...

"There you are Bruce!" Mr. Kent called as he too enterd the cafeteria. "Flirting as usual I see?"

"Hey Kent. Long time no see. What have you been up to lately?"

"Lois and I recently went back to Smallville to help my parents clean out the attic and we you won't believe what we found! Remember that old baby photo album we lost? Well we found it and spent the rest of the day looking at Conner's old baby photos!"

Kaldur's teacher said 'awww'. "Do you still have some?"

"Of course I do!" (Clark is such a great daddy)

Conner face palmed. Nooooooooo! Dad why...

"Ah! My old friends!" Kaldur paled as he watched his mentor walk up to the rest of the adults and gave Barry a big hug. "I have not seen you in a while! Tell me how your woman is!"

Barry started choking on a hotdog, "Gak! Uh... Iris is- cough- great... Orin..Can't breath!"

The King of the ocean smiled and set the speedster down, "Apologise my companion! Kaldur'Ahm!" Oh no. "You have picked very good friends and I will tell both Tula and Garth of them when I see them next! Now where is the ale?"

Whyyyyyyy?

Three hours later everyone was drunk. Orin and Barry were singing on a table while Bruce eyed every woman that passed him and J'onn slept while Clark continued to talk about the old days in Samllville. Thank God Kaldur and his friends had ditched early. Now they were all on the roof drinking Coca-Colas they had gotten from the drink machine and laughing at a joke Wally had told.

"What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? A bad blood test!"

Everyone LOL'd and Wally checked his watch, "Oh man it's almost eleven. My mom's going to kill uncle B."

"Are they still drinking?" Artemis asked.

Conner nodded, "I can hear them from here."

"Oh man what are they even doing?"

"My dad's talking, J'onn's asleep, Barry and Orin are singing and Bruce is looking at girls."

Nobody was surprised. Kaldur stood up.

"I think we had better call someone. They obviously can't drive us home and none of us have our full licences."

Dick agreed, "I'll call Terry and he can come get Bruce and I. Alfred's away sick this week and my older brother Terry's the only one home right now."

"So you have six older brothers and sister, right? What's he?" Artemis asked curiously.

"Terry's almost twenty five now and the oldest. I'll see you guys tomorrow." He climbed down off the roof and went off to call Terry, who later scorned a passed out Bruce for being an irresponsible parent and an ass.

Artemis stood up, "I'm just going to walk home. Goodnight guys." She left.

Megan yawned, "I'll just call the Bio-ship to come pick up me and Uncle J'onn."

"What's a Bio-Ship?" Wally asked.

"The space ship I used to get here from Mars."

"Oh. Okay then. Night." Megan went to collect her uncle leaving Conner, Kaldur and Wally alone on the roof.

"I guess I should call my mom. She's probably tearing up the apartment waiting for dad."

"Can't you just fly him home?" Wally asked raising an eyebrow.

"It might look a little weird for a teenager to be flying over the city carrying a drunk man."

Conner hopped off the roof and called his mom who would later pull a mutiny on Clark and make him sleep on the couch.

Kaldur and Wally decided to go get their elders together and found King Orin of Atlantis and Barry Allen the super genius standing on a table with beers in hand singing about a sailor and a mermaid and beef. They looked at each other and agreed that it was time to call in the wives.

When Mera and Iris got there Wally and Kaldur moved to the corner of the room to avoid the rage of the women.

"Mera my love it was only a bit of fun." Orin said as his loving wife grabbed his ear then began dragging his drunk butt away.

Queen Mera looked directly at Kaldur, "We are going now. Come."

Kaldur did not stick around and hurriedly followed his Queen and mentor out of the school and into a car. Mera had shoved Orin, who was now passed out, into the back seat so Kaldur sat in the front. he had never seen Queen Mera this angry but her face softened as they drove towards the ocean.

"You did the right thing when you called me."

"It was the only logical way."

"Well I'm glad that you did it instead of trying to pull off something ridiculous. You are a very smart boy Kaldur'Ahm. A good leader too."

Kaldur smiled and accepted the praise, "Thank you my Queen."

Mera looked at him, "But if he ever does this again, I want you to smack him for me. That is an order."

He looked at the snoring king in the back seat, "I will kick his butt."

LOL I liked writing this! I can really picture Orin getting really drunk and pulling all the other adults into it. hahaa. Mera and Iris and Terry are awesome. Oh what fools these men be!

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