Hey guys! I'm back again! I don't know how funny this chapter is gonna be. I'm talking to some friends of mine on skype as I type. Say hi guys. "HI GUYS." Yeah, they're fun. Thank you to everyone who sent in rules! I appreciate every single one of you. I have made so many friends because of this story. I have friends all over the country now. I love it so much. You guys seriously don't understand how much it means to me that you read my story. *sniffles, blows kisses at you all*
*insert standard disclaimer here*
191. Do not threaten anyone with black magic.
(Because it doesn't exist.)
(Human females do not use it to control their lesser male counterparts.)
(You have no proof.)
(STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.)
192. Do NOT prank Ratchet by taking all of his wrenches and gluing them to the ceiling.
(He'll throw everything else at you instead)
(Including the smaller Autobots if you frag him off enough)
(Like Rumble or Bumblebee.)
193. Not even I am allowed to participate in interviews.
(According to Lennox, I have all the diplomacy of a charging warthog.)
(Huh.)
(Better than I thought, actually.)
194. Garry's Mod is only to be played behind closed doors.
(Or at least make sure that Prowl, Red Alert, or Wheeljack aren't around.)
(Prowl and Red Alert get a little antsy if they see you giggling maniacally while playing TTT.)
(... Not that I would know.)
(And when it comes to Jackie? I have two words for you.)
(MELON GUN.)
195. Watermelons are for eating only.
(Even if it is fun to dress like a zombie and pretend you're eating someone's brains.)
(Or, if you're a bot, put a bunch in a pile and step on it.)
(That is something to see and the base kids love it.)
196. The following websites are banned on base.
(1. Vat19, purveyor of curiously awesome products.)
(They have a 5 pound gummy bear.)
(Need I say more?)
(2. Skippy's List)
(It gives the soldiers Ideas.)
(3. Totaljerkface)
(Magnus doesn't like how much I giggle when I play Happy Wheels.)
197. Dephibrillators are to be used only in emergencies. Period.
(And they're certainly not supposed to be used on the bots!)
(Even if it funny to watch them flail around while being electrocuted.)
(It could really hurt them.)
198. Do not try to beat Jazz or Crosshairs at break dancing.
(Whether you are human or alien robot, you will lose. Badly.)
(They are far more flexible than you will ever be.)
(You will hurt yourself.)
(And Ratchet and I both will laugh at your pain.)
199. Don't let the Lambo Twins near the Jets.
(I'm not talking about the seekers, they can take care of themselves.)
(I'm talking about the NON-sentient jets has access to.)
(True, we don't really use them anymore, only ever the cargo carrier.)
(But they're still fucking expensive.)
200. Just because Sunstreaker and Crosshairs are afts doesn't mean they'll leave you stranded. NUMBER 200! WHOO!~ *throws confetti*
(For all they're assholeyness, they're actually pretty damn reliable.)
(Even if right before, you scratched Sunny's paint, he won't leave you to die.)
(He won't be NICE about it, but at least you won't be dead.)
(I don't know. Personally, I'd rather be in the Med Bay than in a coffin.)
not post up the following quotes on random sites on the internet, then ask for the public to vote on them (the names mentioned are the ones who originally said these quotes before they got pasted all over the place):
("This looks like a fun place to kick it!"-Jazz)
(I was not there for this.)
("Why should I care?"-Sunstreaker)
(After I yelled at him for trying to step on me.
("How do you like my paintjob?"-Sideswipe, Sunstreaker)
(...*shakes head and looks to the sky* Primus, why are my boys so vain?)
("Raise your hand if you're thoroughly disenchanted with our pleasant Earth vacation."-Crosshairs)
(Again, I was not there for this.)
("Not inside the plane, you dumbass!"-Major William Lennox)
(Will yelling at the Skids for trying to break dance on the plane.)
(My son is not very smart.)
("These things just won't die!"-Major William Lennox)
(Three guess when this was said. *rolls eyes*)
("There's a rule on this already? Bummer."-Sideswipe)
(I swear this boy is trying to get on my ever lovin'm nerve.)
("Loyalty is but a flower in the winds of fear and temptation."-Drift)
(*shrugs* He says shit like this all the time. I've pretty much stopped paying attention.)
("I'm unclear. What's in it for me?"-Crosshairs)
(To me, when I wanted him to do a favor for me.)
(How about if you do this, you won't get any time in the fucking brig?)
("We could call it Sam's Happy Time!"-Judy(Sam's mom.))
(Don't ask me. O_o )
("Don't touch that!"-Starscream, Shockwave, Wheeljack, and Skyfire. All at the same time.)
(This doesn't really need an explantion.)
(Funnily enough, Crosshairs, Sideswipe, and Will's comments tied in first place with the voting, with Drift and Sunstreaker tieing at a close second.)
202. Don't interrupt the base kids' saturday cartoons.
(This includes changing the channel, turning of the TV, etc.)
(You thought an angry Megatron was scary? You've never seen the base kids.)
(Admittedly, they're a little spoiled...)
(... *shivers in fear*...)
203. Sending ANYONE, including certain bureaucratic aftheads, through an interdemensional portal is banned.
(Shame, really. I had a lot of fun in the one where the Decepticons were the good guys.)
(Galloway, however, after 'tripping' into the portal, is now in therapy. Again.)
(*whistles innocently*)
204. Don't steal the Matrix of Leadership.
(Optimus does not often get angry. But when he does, it is very scary.)
(We still don't know who did it, just that it was back the next day.)
(It wasn't the twins, either set, or anyone else. Everyone base knows better.)
(Red Alert is going insane trying to find out who it was. He thinks we have a hole in security.)
(The twins have started to follow me around to make sure I'm okay.)
205. The Director of NEST position is not cursed like Defence Against the Dark Arts is in Harry Potter.
(Just because you guys have been through like five, not counting the times Simmons or Galloway had to take back up the mantle, doesn't mean the position is cursed.)
(I have lasted the longest. Obviously, if the job WAS cursed, it was to get rid of people who didn't fit until the perfect person was found.)
(Obviously, that person is me.)
(Duuuh. *rolls eyes*)
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