I AM BACK. For now at least. Since you all have been ever so patient I have decided to give you a reward. This is a short I just came up with! Many of you were asking for more of the girls, Tula, Kara (TheLordsArchDevil has asked for Koy[you never know dude]:3) But for now I am giving you a sneak peak into the life of a major Bat-family member. There will be mentions of other characters, ones that have not been featured yet.

Enjoy! Warning there are some bad words! (please dont tell my momma)

Disclaimer: Haha! NOPE!

February 12, 8:15am

Jason Todd had ninety-nine problems in his life. Most of them were involving his older brothers and father, the others simply consisted of dumb things he didn't bother himself with. The biggest problems in his life were, at the moment, his two friends.

Roy Harper, ward of Star Cities biggest bachelor, was currently texting his mysterious girlfriend, whom he refused to share any information about to Jason.

And on Jason's right, Koriand'r (also know as Kori Ander). A peppy, orange tanned red head, green eyed girl from what she claimed as another country, but was really an alien from another planet (Jason has found out in a rigged game of truth or dare). She was chatting to no one in particular about her many strange encounters with American culture. Something which Jason had learned to zone out.

The three of them where walking to their public high school. A school of questionable moralities, since it housed both rich and street kids from the south end and east end of Gotham. Jason didn't know why, but he preferred this school to that annoying Academy Bruce had tried to make him go to. Eventually he got enough suspensions that Bruce had to pull him out or risk getting a boat load of bad press. Evil media bastards ruin everything. It's not like Jason had planned on the pain ball hitting the EA-

"-and friend Donna was very much happy when I told her that I did know what a stiletto was. We then went to what she called the 'outlet mall' and we feasted on fried meats with cheeses in a bun. She then asked if I would like to go do the dancing at-"

"Hey, Kori? No offence but I really don't want to hear about you rubbing up against some strangers. 'Kay?"

"Oh, okay!" And she was silent for a full two minutes. "Friend Roy! Who are you communicating with?"

Roy apparently didn't hear her.

"Yo! Roy-boy! The lady asked you a question!" Jason shoved his friend to get his attention.

"Hey!" Roy whined like a baby. "What was that for?"

Kori jumped/flew between them and grabbed at Roy's cell phone. "Who are you speaking with? Why is your conversation to be so private? May I speak with this friend girl of yours?"

"Kori! Get off me!"

Jason wanted to laugh his ass off at his friends, as Roy tried fighting off a clingy, grabby Kori who wanted his tech. But right now he was in such a bad mood that he knew if he talked he would just be rude. It's too early in the morning for this crap! He yelled in his brain.

Kori refused to give up on talking to Roy's girl, and the two kept arguing until they reached the school. With a sigh of relief, Jason departed from his friends and went to attend his stupid classes. Oh great, they had a substitute for English.

"Good morning everyone, my name is Mr Damian Wayne. You will call me Mr. Wayne while I serve here as a temporary replacement for your usual teacher."

Oh Hell no.

Whispers erupted in the classroom, why was Bruce Wayne's oldest filling in as their sub, what was going on, where were the cameras; Damian put an end to that.

"There will be no talking in this classroom for the remaining of the lesson unless I ask you a question. You will raise your hand and speak only when I select you. If it is an emergency, wait."

Oh holy shit no! This was not happening! No fucking way this was legit! Bruce put him up to this, didn't he! That two-faced bastard was making sure Jason was behaving and sent the droid to make sure Jason didn't screw anything up! That asshole!

One student had enough nerve to put up their hand.

"Um, Mr. Wayne, sir? What happened to Ms. Teeter?"

Damian set the kid a glare that read Death to those who disobey me, "Did I say you could speak?"

Jason was going to piss himself, he was laughing so hard.

"I will answer your question but I advise you to wait for my permission next time. I have no idea what has become of your Ms. Teeter, nor do I have the intention to find out simply to ease your conscience." And Damian wrote today's lesson on the board.

For the next hour and a half, Jason had to put up with rants from Damian about twentieth century literature and Shakespeare, giggling (in a manly way) every time he corrected a student on a critical level that bordered cruel. At the end of class, with every one of the students now in a state of self-loathing and muttering crude words, Jason approached his brother.

"So what gives?"

"What gives what, Todd?"

"Why are you really here? Bruce put you up to this?"

"No. For your information, Father was not aware of my current job until I informed him of it this morning."

"I didn't know you had a degree in teach."

Damian glared at him, as always with a mild annoyed look between the bat-glares. "I hold several degrees that you are not aware of. Now leave for your next class or I will give you detention."

Jason glared back, "Like that would work." He muttered as he exited the classroom glad to be out from under the intense gaze of his oldest brother. Seriously, Dami needed to chill. It seemed like the guy only really enjoyed the company of Grayson. That dumb kid had squeezed his way into Damian's stone cold heart and set up a permanent residence. Then again he was Dick Grayson. Even some villains liked him.

After Physics, Jason met up with Kori and Roy in the hallway where they ate their lunches. They ate in the farthest back hallway because;

A)Over half the population of this school did not like them.

B)Teachers couldn't bother them there.

C)The cafeteria sucked.

And D)WIFI.

Of course, Kori had some strange glob-like food and a container of mustard she thought was a drink.

Roy had a lame piece of leftover chicken and a frozen corn dog because Ollie was too lazy to go grocery shopping.

Jay had a plain peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and a water bottle.

As they sat, Roy continued to text his 'girlfriend', while Jason observed Kori as she downed the glob in one big CRUNCH! And downed it by slurping half the mustard. And she did all that without ruining her makeup or blouse.

Jason returned to his sandwich, mulling over the thought that Damian could come around the corner at any given time and start nagging him about proper eating habits and why he should slouch while eating on the floor of a dirty hallway. He was distracted by Roy, who had begun poking him with his frozen corn dog.

"Stop it."

"Make me."

"Knock it off Harper."

"No."

"What the hell man!"

Roy smiled like a cheshire cat and continued to annoy Jason with the frozen product. Eventually, Jason's nerves could not take it anymore and Roy ended up on the ground with his arm pinned and Jason's foot in his face.

"What the hell dude!?"

"You had it coming! You practically asked for a beating!"

"All I did was poke you!"

"You dared to violate my precious body with fattening meat fried in butter! For that you must pay the price!"

Jason pulled him his arm and Roy tapped the ground.

"I surrender! I surrender! Unhand me you crazy bastard!"

"Swear your undying loyalty to the King!"

"What king!?"

"Me! Dumbass! Now serve your king with pride and dignity!" Jason released his friend/servant. All this happened in a matter of minutes while Kori watched and drank her mustard, amused by her two friends bickering.

After school, the trio met outside as they waited for Alfred, who usually picked all three up so they could hang out at Wayne Manor. Though Alfred did seem to be a bit late today.

"Think of it this way," Roy said. "Now you can get away from Damian."

"Are you stupid? He's staying the night! Now I'll have to put up with him all day tomorrow!"

"I do not understand why you and your brother do not get along, is it Earth custom to dislike and argue with a relative?" Kori asked. Poor girl still didn't see why Jason couldn't get along with his brothers.

"It's not like that Star. It's-"

"Todd."

Roy whispered into Jay's ear, "Speak of the devil."

Damian walked up to the three teenagers, "Why are you waiting out here? Shouldn't you be walking home?"

"I get a ride from Alfred on Fridays genius. What are you still doing here?"

Damian gave Jason Bruce's famous eyebrow raise. "I have a car parked in the teachers parking lot. I was heading there now."

"See ya."

Obviously Damian was not impressed, but backed away and left the trio anyways.

"Why didn't you just ask for a ride?"

"Cause I refuse to sit in a confined vehicle with a statue."

"Still-"

"Hey! Todd!"

"Oh no." Roy whined. The three turned around to come face to face with another trio, this one consisted of all boys; all stubborn, all stupid, all talk (and pretty ugly too).

"What do you want McGallins?" Jason said enthusiastically. This guy was a thorn in his side that wasn't worth his attention. Phil McGallins and his two lackeys were always trying to one up Jason and his friends. They even followed them around, the stalkers.

"I wanted to ask you what your beef was with the teacher?"

Kori looked very confused. "Beef?"

"Yeah, princess. Beef. Deal. Situation. What was he saying to you?"

Jason smiled and decided to have some fun. "Oh, you know. The usual. He wanted my autograph and told me this great story about your last English final. How miserably you failed and how much he laughed because you're so fucking stupid."

If looks could kill, Phil was about as deadly as a sunflower. "You wanna say that again, rat?"

"You. Are. Stupid." Jason spoke like he was explaining it to a toddler.

"That's it you pathetic street brat! You, me. Let's do this! Right here, right now!"

"Well jeez I'm flattered but you should really buy me dinner first."

A couple kids nearby snickered. Phil jumped at Jason.

And ended up on the curb with a corn dog in his nose.

Roy wiped his hands on his jeans, "That was dirty Jay."

"I'm not the one who stuck a freaking hot dog in the guys skull."

"You provoked him!"

"Not my fault he's a dumbass."

"You are impossible."

"And yet you still love me. By the way, Kori has your cell phone."

"WHAT!?"

Roy ran after Kori, as she broke into his phone and started screening all his messages while keeping a safe distance from her raging friend. It was only five minutes later when Alfred rolled up in the black limo did Kori give the device back and they all climbed into the vehicle.

"Interesting day at school, Master Jason?"

"If you mean interesting as in Damian posing as a sub, then yes."

"So I see you were not informed this morning?"

"Bruce did that on purpose didn't he!?"

The old butler smiled slightly, "I believe that is something you will have to ask for yourself Master Jason. Master Bruce, as you know, can be quit secretive."

Jason bitterly muttered under his breath, making sure the older man did not hear his cursing.

"Friend Roy," Kori said. "May I ask who this Kalsur'Am is?"

Roys face turned red instantly. "What did you read!?"

"I am simply curious as to why you would say you are texting your friend girl 'Jade', when you have not conversed with her since the last week."

Roy was deleting all messages from his phone, not liking the look on Jason's face that screamed blackmail.

"Don't worry Roy-boy. Your secret man crush is safe with me."

As long as you do what I say, Jason thought evilly.