"Your Craziness, I have some good news and some bad news," announced Impa, walking into the throne room as Zelda was finishing her conversation with one of the woman servants in charge of making sure Zelda's meals weren't too fattening."The good news is-"

"Link's going to propose to-" began Zelda, her eyes lighting up.

"NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT LINK!" shouted Impa, causing the maid to run out of the room.

She coughed loudly before continuing." Anyway, the good news is after twelve long hours of searching far and wide, we've managed to locate the parts of Lemmy."

"That was rather quick," replied Zelda before narrowing her eyes at Impa." Where you going at Sonic speeds?"

Impa rolled her eyes at her comment."No, Your Comediciness, there weren't that many leaves scattered around the kingdom since Link has the majority of them where he lives. The bad news is that we don't know where his parts go since he's a leaf man."

Zelda raised an eyebrow at her quizzically," So?"

"So that means we don't know how the hell we're gonna put him back together, since he's like Humpty Dumpty!" shouted Mubu, the maid with a giant slime attached to her backside, walking into the room midway in the conversation."Silly blonde, so's are for grown ups that know what the situation is at hand! Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go and fight the Trix Rabbit for stealing his line!"

"The possible solution to the problem is to recreate Lemmy in the form of a human, but even that would require serious amounts of magical energy, and a lot of leaves to replace his missing…...stems."

"You don't know how his antimony works, do you?"

"Your Probyiness, nobody does considering he's made out of leaves, which are plants that require sunlight and water to survive and are very fragile. Anyway, we have placed him in the coffin which isn't made out of leaves."

"Did you just through the leaves in there or did you try to put him back together again?"

Impa immediately turned around, quickly walking out of the room, leaving Zelda along with nothing to do.

NOTHING TO DO BUT THE NASTY!

SERIOUSLY WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?

Meanwhile with Ganon…..

"Sir, for the last time, we do NOT allow people that look like a cross between a demon and Santa Clause do deliveries for us," replied Ingo, staring at the gray Gandalf-er, Ganondolf who was dressed as a delivery boy."Now that I think about it, we don't even deliver milk anymore unless Dad's asleep."

"Listen, Ranch boy, I don't have to put up with this sort of abuse!" shouted Ganondolf, growing tired of dressing like a delivery boy."I QUIT YOU MEANIE! INSERT FROWNY MAD FACE BECAUSE YOU JUST HURT MY FEELINGS!"

"What're gonna do, call Malon on me?" asked Ingo, raising an eyebrow."NEWS FLASH I LIKE GUYS SO THERE!"

Ganondolf stared at Ingo, who just admitted to being gay,"Are-are you coming onto me?"

"INSERT YA MAMA FACE BECAUSE I JUST PUNKED YA!" shouted Ingo, shoving Ganondolf to the ground, cartwheeling around the ranch.

Malon watched with Saria, both having popcorn in their hands while sitting on top of a stump, as her brother was being transformed by a strange substance known as Formula A which was something Saria developed on her own.

"So A means adrenaline or a rush," replied Malon, watching as her brother was now jumping around the place, swinging his shirt around." I think that might be a little too much though."

"Eh, what do you know anyway, Malon? Who's the expert at plants and animals?" asked Saria, pointing to herself while Malon just stared at her blankly.

"Din, I think I found a solution to your problem," said Nayru, smiling at Din with a frying pan behind her back.

"And what would-" began Din, turning around to face Nayru.

WHACK!

"TAKE THAT YOU REDHEAD!" shouted Nayru, quickly running out of the room.

"WHAT IS GOING ON!?" shouted King Zuru, watching as a younger, duplicate version of Malon was belly dancing on top of the royal pool." WHY IS THERE A GINGER DANCING ON MY POOL!? "