"DOTH SHALL NOT COMETH NEARTH THIS PLACETH UNLESSETH DOTHETH WANTETH FACETHET THY WRATH!" shouted Link, pointing his bow at Malon, who was a step away from overstepping her boundaries.
"Link, I said I was sorry!" shouted Malon, placing a hand on her chest, slightly leaning forward."What more do you want from me!?"
"TO GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!" shouted Link, tears forming in his eyes." NEVER AGAIN SHALL YOU DESTROY THE TRANQUILL COMMUNITY OF THE LEAFY LINKS!"
NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! WHAT THE HELL LINK!?
"Do you hear something?" asked Malon, looking around for the source of the yelling.
Link lowered his bow, confused at what she was getting at." What're you talking about?"
"I don't know," replied Malon, shrugging." Were we doing something?"
"I think we were?" asked Link, shrugging."Oh, yeah!" He pointed his bow at Malon again." YOU SHALL NEVER HARM THE LEAFY LINKS EVER AGAIN!"
"Leafy Links? What are they, your race of leaf people?"
"YES AND YOU SHALL LEAVE US BE!"
"No, Link, I'm not going to leave you be because you're acting crazier than Gandalf when somebody's trying to cross a closed border!"
"I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DOING TAXES LIKE ANY OTHER RESPONSIBLE MALE OF SOCIETY MALON!"
"YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY RESPONSABLE YOU KINDERGARDEN FLUNKIE!"
Link gasped so loudly that a fly managed to go into his mouth, and do five laps around his teeth before flying out.
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU-YOU-YOU COW UTTER SUCKING FARMGIRL!"
"YOU SHUT UP YOU CRAZY WHITE MAN!"
"Disclaimer: Hyrule Madness and the Author of this story do not encourage racism in any form or shape!" shouted Disleafer Larry, popping his head in between the two before vanishing.
"I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST WINTER!"
"INGO MADE ME DO IT! I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT!"
"TELL THAT TO THE COW THAT YOU SUCKED DRY!"
Malon's face turned scarlet, causing her to step over the border line between her and Link, but the gatekeeper quickly jumped in front of her; his staff held high in the air.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" shouted Gandalf at the top of his lungs, causing Malon to stagger backwards.
"OUT OF MY WAY GANDALF!" shouted Malon, going around Gandalf, only to be stopped by him yet again.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" shouted Gandalf, poking her stomach with her staff.
"Wait, Malon doesn't have a staff!" shouted Malon, referring to herself in the third person, causing Link to raise an eyebrow at her.
Malon walked backwards, holding an empty jar over her head, smiling evilly.
"You may have won this round, Link, but Malon will be back!" shouted Malon, disappearing into the shadows." WITH MILK!"
"YOU SHALL NOT COME BACK!" shouted Link.