Author's note: Ages: Kai - ?, Kaila and Jasen - 7
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts doesn't belong to me.
"...Tell me again what happened. Slowly."
"Tory was a jerk an' said that all Jasen ever did was follow me around like a puppy, an' I said he didn't, an' Jasen didn't say nothing, you know? An' then Tory called Jasen a baby 'cause he couldn't do nothing without me, so I hit him."
Silence while Kai rubbed his forehead. Then: "And then he hit you back?"
"Noooo, then I threw a snowball in his face an' then he punched me in the nose."
Kai blinked a few times in confusion. Wait, when had she learned that?
"Did your mom teach you? The snowball?"
His daughter frowned, shaking her head. "Nu uh. I watched you."
"But-"
Wait, wait, getting off track. He'd figure out how the hell Kaila had managed Blizzard later. The priority was the fight.
"Okay. So you hit him with the snowball, and he punched you. How'd he lose a tooth?"
Kaila beamed, looking immensely proud of herself even with dried blood around her nose. Kai grabbed up the damp rag she'd dropped on the table and gently began wiping it off.
"Jasen made an ice cube an' decked him with it. I knew he could learn it!"
"Oh Light."
Yep, they were his kids for sure.