Robin was a bit nervous. He looked at his outfits. "Should I go with my disco suit?" He then changed to his female form. "Or my disco dress?" she asked. "Oh, if only I knew what Shulk wants…Is he in the mood for me…" She changed back into her male form. "Or me?" He sat down on his bed. "Maybe I'll just go with the suit." He grabbed the outfit and put it on. It fit well-enough and looked good when he saw himself in the mirror. He then changed to female. The suit looked fine on Robin's female body, though it was a bit masculine. At least it still fit the same way.
Robin left her room. Lucina was sitting in the middle of the Fire Emblem room. "How do I look, Lucy?"
Lucina looked at her friend. "You look beautiful, Robin," Lucina replied.
Robin switched to being male. "And how do I look?"
"You look handsome, Robin."
"Thanks. Wish me luck with my date tonight."
"Break a leg."
Robin stood in front of Shulk's room. He gulped, unsure whether Shulk currently wanted male or female Robin. He knocked on Shulk's door. "Are you ready?"
"I figured you'd get done early, so I did the same," the British swordsman replied. He opened the door and was wearing a disco suit not unlike Robin's, except for it was red instead of black. "You look wonderful!"
"Thank you." Robin smiled.
"Let's have a kiss then." Shulk puckered his lips. Robin kissed his boyfriend once, switched to female, and kissed her boyfriend again. "And you look wonderful, too."
"Again, thank you." Robin always preferred to think of male Robin and female Robin as two different people, even though they shared the same body and mind. "Did you call for a cab?" They walked towards the front door.
"Way ahead of you. I actually called the manager of the club; he said he'll drive us over."
"The manager? Who's the manager?"
Outside was a limousine. But this was no ordinary limo; this one was bright yellow rather than black and had custom red tires. "Hey, folks," said the driver, who was standing by the grill.
"Pac-Man?" Robin asked, "Pac-Man's the manager of the club?"
"Yeah, I know I seem like the kind of guy who'd be all sweet and innocent, but I am indeed the owner of the Blue Spirit. Let's get going, time's a-wasting." Shulk and Robin got in the backseat. "So where are you two heading?" he asked in the voice of a New York cab driver.
"The…club."
"I'm just messing with you, kid," Pac-Man laughed, "Blue Spirit, here we go." The yellow guy started up the car.
"Did he just call me 'kid'?" Robin quietly asked Shulk.
"Let's not get on his bad side," Shulk suggested, "We don't want him to drop us off in the middle of nowhere."
Pac-Man dropped the two off by the door. "Have fun, you two," he said. He went to drive the limo to its proper parking place. The two went in line to get in.
Once they got up to the bouncer, he asked for their IDs. "Hey," Shulk commented, "Aren't you ol' Gilgamesh from The Tower of Druaga?"
"Yeah, that's me," Gil replied, "Haven't had much work the past few years, so Pac invited me to be the bouncer here. You got your IDs?" Shulk got out his ID card. Gil analyzed the card. "You're good to go, Monando Boy. Where's your ID, sweetheart?"
Robin got out her ID. "Here you go." Gil looked at the picture on the ID. "Oh, right…" Robin changed to a man. Gil looked shocked by this. He looked at the picture and then back at Robin.
"Yeah, this is a match. You're good to go."
Inside, the club was primarily filled with Namco-Bandai characters. There was Taizo "Dig Dug" Hori, Lloyd Irving, Heihachi Mishima, and many more. The music was remixes of Namco game themes. Shulk and Robin walked over to the dance floor. "Would you like to dance?" Shulk asked his date.
"I'd love to, Shulk." The two stepped out onto the dance floor.
The music changed. It started off with the classic Pac-Man jingle and then the singer sang, "I have a pocketful of quarters and I'm headed to the arcade…"
Shulk laughed, "Of course he'd go with this song." He started dancing. "I can feel the rhythm!" He began dancing like a madman. His strange dancing caught the attention of the others on the dance floor. They stared and then started cheering him on. "'Cause I've got Pac-Man fever!" he yelled.
"Pac-Man Fever!" the other dancers yelled.
Robin went over to the bar, feeling he needed a drink to get loosened up. There were several pink kittens and a fat, orange cat sitting down, taking up all the spots. "Excuse me," Robin asked, "Could I get a seat?"
"Beat it," the fat cat said, "My guys and I ain't goin' nowhere for no one."
Outside, one could hear the faintest police siren. Moments after the noise stopped, Officer Mappy walked in. He walked over to the bar. "You!" the white mouse said, "All of you are under arrest for underage drinking." The kittens and cat went with Mappy out to his police car.
"Well, that was lucky," Robin said. He sat down at the bar and had a few drinks.
A few minutes later, Shulk walked over to the bar. "Robin," he said, "I've been looking all over for you."
"Sorry," Robin replied, slightly tipsy, "I needed a drink to get loosened up." He got up and went out onto the dance floor with Shulk. The two began dancing together, just as they had wanted to do for Valentine's Day. Both of them were dancing like crazy. They grabbed each other by the arms and swung each other round and round. However, due to Robin's intoxication, he couldn't hold on and accidentally let go. He fell down on the floor. "Ow!" he yelled.
Shulk ran over to Robin. "Robin! Are you okay?!"
"No…I think I broke my leg…" He grabbed his leg in pain.
"It's gonna be alright." Shulk lifted Robin up and acted as a crutch for him. "We'll get to Pac-Man and see what he can do." The two went to Pac-Man's office and knocked on the door.
"Hey, kids," Pac-Man said, "Are you two having fun?"
"Yeah, we were having fun…" Shulk started.
"But then I fell down and broke my leg," Robin winced.
Pac-Man's girlfriend, Ms. Pac-Man, walked over to the door. "Oh, my goodness!" she said, "I'll call an ambulance!" She ran off to the phone.
Pac-Man turned back to the couple. "Well, I'm really sorry," he wholeheartedly apologized.
"No, it's fine," Robin said, "It's my own fault…"
"Let's get you outside. All the anxiety in here can't be good for you." Pac-Man got a wheelchair from his office. Shulk set Robin down on the chair and pushed the chair outside.
Once the ambulance arrived, Shulk and Pac-Man helped Robin get into the back. "Hope you get better soon," Pac-Man said.
"Thank you, Pac," Robin replied. Pac-Man went back inside. Shulk sat down next to Robin.
"So what's your name?" the ambulance worker asked.
"Robin."
"Don't worry, Robin. We've paged Dr. Mario. He said he'll meet us in his office in 5 to 10 minutes."
"Ten minutes?" Shulk asked, "What could he be doing that would take ten minutes?" Shulk looked down at Robin, who was now crying. "Robin, I'm sorry."
"Shulk, you had nothing to do with it. I was the one who had too much to drink and got hurt. I'm the one who should be sorry, since I ruined our plans to go dancing."
Shulk held Robin's hand. "I don't care about dancing, just so long as I'm with you."
"Aww," Robin smiled. The two of them kissed.
The ambulance driver sniffled. "I'm really feeling the love," he said.