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Written for the January Event over on Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments)

Pairing: Ron/Lavender

Chocolate Frog: Gold – Bertie Bott – Challenge – Incorporate Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans into your story

Gringotts: Pairing: Same Gen Het – Ron/Lavender; Nouns – Mouth, Voice, Sweets, Lap; Adjectives – Eager, Long; Verbs – Desire, Kiss; Prepositions – Underneath

You know how much I despise them

Ron leant back on the couch as he tossed the dozenth Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bean into the air, and manoeuvred his head underneath it to capture it in his eager mouth.

Euugh, he thought, vomit flavoured!

As he fought to restrain his gag reflex from kicking in, a pair of hands covered his eyes.

"Won, Won," screeched the only voice that could make Ron's insides curl. "Did you miss me?"

Three months he had been putting up with Lavender Brown for, three long and excruciating months. He had just about had enough of that irritable girl, but everything he did to try and put her off him only served to make her desire him even more.

Maybe if he threw up on her she would ditch him?

A disgusting thought, but it would be so worth it if it helped him get rid of Lavender.

Ron swallowed the vile flavoured sweet, and removed the hands of the perfectly manicured hands from over his eyes.

He looked up at the face of his girlfriend and smiled weakly. "Of course I did Lav."

The perky blonde walked around the side of the couch, and sat down on Ron's lap, and began to kiss him.

She removed her lips from Ron's almost as soon as she touched them.

"What on earth is that horrible taste?" she questioned, pulling away from Ron with a disgusted look on her face.

Ron discreetly shoved the half empty packet of sweets into his pocket as he mumbled, "Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans."

Lavender jumped up off Ron's lap. "What? Why would you be eating those when you know how much I despise them?"

"Sorry," Ron whispered.

"Take one of these." Lavender ordered, handing him a breath mint.

As soon as Ron had swallowed the mint, Lavender perched herself on his lap again and resumed kissing him.

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