HEY HEY HEY, IT ISN'T FAT ALBERT, IT'S ME, GOLD! WELCOME TO ANOTHER CAPS FILLED INTRO TO COMPLETE CHAOS. WAIT HOLD ON! There we go much better. Anyway, thank you all for your characters that you sent in. Everyone has one more chapter to put theirs in, but here is the roster so far! The randomized chapters will hopefully begin after this chapter, HOPE YOU ARE PUMPED. Here is who we have so far!
Gold, from me of course
Red from Mario21275
Glimpse from Glimpse, lol
Aura from Aura, lol again
Night from Aura
Unknown from Capt.
Xavier from Capt.
Nia from Capt.
Blade from BADA55
Ensis from BADA55
Bright from Tail
Sora from Newplayer100
Anti Sora from Newplayer100
Krain from Newplayer100
Grabarc from Grabarc, lol for a third time
Alex and his kids from Alex, WHO YOU ALL SHOULD CHECK OUT, I TOLD YOU IN DARKENED DAWN AND I SAW NO ONE DO IT. DO IT OR I'LL HAVE YOU WATCH CUPCAKES.
Pinkie 1: OOOOOOO CUPCAKES!
No, not those Cupcakes. They are...oh wait, never mind, DEFINITELY NOT TELLING YOU. Jeez, am I out of my mind for telling Pinkie about that?
Sonic: Pinkie, I can show it to you later.
DON'T YOU DARE! ONE, IT WILL TRAMUATIZE HER FOR LIFE, AND TWO, SHE MIGHT THINK IT IS COOL AND WANT TO DO IT.
Sonic: Whatever...
DON'T DO IT!
Gold: What about Smile?
NO, EON DAMN IT, DON'T.
Gold: At least it wasn't Cupcakes bad.
To me, it is definitely the lesser of the two evils. I actually thought a lot of it was exciting, well some parts. A little of it. Okay, a very small part. Wait, how did you two even watch those? HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE?
Sonic: I think Pinkie's fourth wall breaking is rubbing off on us...
Molestia: That isn't the only thing that is gonna rub off on you...
NO, DANG IT, I THOUGHT I GOT AWAY FROM YOU.
Sonic: You are really losing control of your story in this intro.
THAT'S THE POINT! TO THE STORY!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything besides Gold, the Eon, the plot(s), etc. All OCs belong to their respectful owners.
Gold the Fox presents...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP...
Complete Chaos, the Good Kind
Chapter TWOOOOOOOOOOO: What do we do now?
"You really need to watch where you are walking." Gold said, taking a sip from a juice box while leaning on a plane.
He was watching Tails jump up and down and all around, holding his foot, while he was shouting curse words that even I wouldn't say.
"I think you have a cursing problem." Gold said, and took another sip of juice.
A wrench flew toward him and hit near his head, clanking of the side of the plane.
"You missed!" Gold yelled.
You heard a pin being pulled and a ball rolling on the ground. Gold looked down and saw that Tails had set off a grenade, like, WTF TAILS? Gold kicked it out-of-the-way in fear of it exploding.
"It is a harmless smoke grenade, calm your tails." Tails said from a chair, tending to his foot.
"I think you need to calm your tails from kicking that hammer." Gold said, trying to get every drop of juice from his juice box.
"At least I have less tails that I need to calm down than you do." Tails said.
Gold paused before talking and dropped his juice box.
"Did you just insult my tails?" Gold said, with a I'm not kidding face.
"Maybe." Tails said with a smirk.
Gold and Tails just stood there for a couple of seconds before Tails ran into the house, laughing all the while. Gold ran inside after him.
"GET OVER HERE YOU!"
Tails ran into the kitchen and came out into the living room. He ran around the couch and ran into the kitchen from a different door. He went out the same door from the beginning and went into the living room again, Gold now lightly chasing him. The chase went on for minutes going around the same area, almost like a Flintstones chase scene with the reoccurring background. Sonic came in from outside with a juice box of his own and saw Gold chasing Tails. He shrugged it off and came inside to get warm from the cold outside. It was still moderately cold in Tails's house so Sonic went to the thermostat and turned it up one degree. Tails stopped running suddenly and snapped his head toward Sonic.
"Sonic, what did you just do?" Tails asked.
"I was cold so turned the heat up by one." Sonic said, annoyingly sipping his juice box.
Tails turned it back by one degree and looked at Sonic with fire in his eyes.
"NO ONE TOUCHES ME THERMOSTAT!" Tails yelled.
"Sorry, Eugene." Sonic said, with a reference.
Tails took the juice box from Sonic and threw it at Gold.
"And what is up with you two and juice boxes?" Tails asked.
"My juice..." Sonic gaped at his loss.
"Uh, Tails I think you need this." Gold said and took out a Snickers bar. "You aren't you when you are hungry."
Tails snatched the chocolate bar from his hand and took a bite.
"Much better." Tails said, relaxed a bit.
The three were silent for a moment.
"Well now what?" Sonic asked.
"Eggman doing anything?" Gold asked.
"Probably, but we can deal with that later." Sonic said taking a seat.
"Need new running shoes?" Tails asked.
"No, these are still good." Sonic said, waving his feet in front of Tails's face, which Tails swat away from him.
"Hey, how about we go look for Mighty?" Gold said.
Tails and Sonic looked at Gold like he was crazy.
"Okay, never mind then..." Gold said, backing up a bit.
The three thought for something to do.
"Oh, I got an idea." Gold said.
"It better not be stupid." Sonic said.
"Actually got two ideas." Gold said.
"Let's hear them." Tails said.
"One, why doesn't Sonic go visit Elise? I'm sure she misses those lips." Gold teased.
After a couple of minutes of Tails trying to restrain Sonic from ripping Gold's tails off, everything calmed down after Sonic also had a Snickers bar.
"You said you had two ideas." Tails said.
"Okay, how about we watch something totally crazy and stupid." Gold suggested.
"That could be funny." Sonic said, and they decided to find the weirdest movie on Netflix that could find.
After living through Equestria Girls...
"WHAT THE ACTUAL POOP?" Gold said after.
"WHY? WHY? WHY? JUST WHY?" Sonic also said, rubbing his eyes.
"I feel like this reaction is very stereotypical." Tails said philosophically.
"Okay, let's just totally forget what we just watched." Gold said.
They sat their for a few seconds and then began to speak again.
"Okay, I think I forgot." Gold said.
"Forgot what?" Sonic said.
"I forgot." Gold said, scratching his head.
"Are we sure we just aren't high?" Tails said.
"Whoa, whoa, hang on there Tails. No drug references." Gold said.
"Um, so now what?" Sonic asked.
They were answered when they all turned white, glowing the same color and disappeared, as well as a LOT of others in their dimension, and other dimensions.
I hope that was funny XD I had a blast writing this. And a little disclaimer here, I do not hate nor like Equestria Girls, I just thought it would be funny to reference it XD I hope you all thought this was hilarious. This chapter is your last chance to enter your OC. Also a rule I need to add, you must have one story written or in progress unless I give an exception. Next chapter, everyone who has joined in is revealed and they get to Equestria, and then after that, WE GET TO THE RANDOM CHAPTERS! WOOHOO! Thank you for reading and reviewing, I hope you had a nice laugh to this, leave a review, blah, blah, and RANDOM SAYING TIME!
ALWAYS WASH YOUR FACE WITH KETCHUP!