Word Count: Something in the thousands I think, I'm to lazy to check.
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Warnings: See previous chapter warnings Although for this chapter I don't think there is anything you should be worried about.
Disclaimer: Are these really necessary? I thought it'd be clear that I don't own shit. Shit sorry~ there is a warning Warning: foul/vulgar language. Though I don't think it's that bad.
"Dobe, you might be the only reason why I make bad decisions in life."
"Your welcome."
"What why?!"
"I helped you follow thatonerule"
"What one rule?"
"Rule #1444 of course! 'Bad decisions make really good stories which you tell at the dinner table.'"
"Tch..dobe there is no such rule."
"TEME! Yes there is!"
"Hn.. I don't have time to argue with idiots."
"YOU BASTARD!"
Bad Decisions
"Oi, Naruto get out!" Sasuke yelled, banging his fist against the stall door. Both he and the orange loving teen were stationed inside the restroom of a food joint named, Mos Burger*.
30 Minutes Prior
Sasuke stared at his former blonde teammate, the he turned she sat across from him assessing his (…her?) injuries.
They had gone all out in their fight that had ended not even five minutes ago, destroying the alley surrounding them. This hadn't fazed either of them, after all they never half-assed a fight with each other.
It was an unspoken law between them, going easy on the other was not an option but a betrayal. Never would they not push the other to and beyond the limit, because not doing so would be the same as saying, "You are unworthy", "Weak", "You are not strong enough to be my rival", "Give up."
Sasuke had almost fallen victim of committing the betrayal; at the beginning of the fight Sasuke had unconsciously held back. This act hadn't gone unnoticed by the blonde, only serving to further infuriate Naruto and intensify the fight.
After a few well-placed jabs at the raven, Sasuke no longer held back. Both had lost themselves in the fight, momentarily forgetting their bizarre and urgent situation.
Once they had both thoroughly taken out the day's frustrations on one another, they had ended their fight in mutual agreement.
They would figure out where they where, and how they would go back. Once they were both safely within the bounds of the fire nation, they would each go their separate ways and return to their daily lives.
Any and all attempts Naruto made in order to convince Sasuke to return to Konoha with him were shot down and put on hold…for now.
…
"Teme."
The dobe's voice had knocked Sasuke out of his musing; in response he gave a pointed glare not even bothering to grunt.
"I need to go to the bathroom."
Sasuke rolled his eyes in annoyance, "Then go."
Silence had taken over the alley way once again, but as-per-usual Sasuke had found his focus shifting once again to the blonde who would not, for the life of him, sit still!
The constant shifting and tapping had slowly thrown the raven over the edge, glaring he once again focused all his attention back onto Naruto.
"What?" He bit out, clenching his teeth shut.
"I have'ta go bad, Sasuke." Naruto pleaded, his tanned hand closed in a fist and his legs fiercely clasped together.
Sasuke had not understood the gravity of the situation until he remembered that Naruto was no longer a boy, meaning Naruto no longer had a penis that he could whip out to take a jizz whenever the urge presented itself. "…oh"
The blonde nodded, silently pleading for help with his eyes.
At first Sasuke was at a loss for what to do, then an Idea struck him. There has to be a restaurant with a bathroom we could use nearby.'
Standing up, he walked towards the opening of the alleyway motioning Naruto to follow.
The blonde hesitantly got up, worried that if he stood he may not keep the river of piss at bay.
They looked beyond the alley, Sasuke focused his attention on finding a suitable and if possible sanitary bathroom, Naruto on the other hand stood amazed.
Everything seemed so..futuristic. Konoha wasn't nearly as up to date with their buildings and technology as this place seemed to be.
Colored bright signs flashed on and off advertising the building they were displayed on.
"Wow~" Naruto's eyes lit up, momentarily forgetting about needing to use the restroom. "Sasuke! Sasuke! Look! Look!" He shouted at the raven, pointing at random places and happily bouncing on his feet.
Sasuke, sighed not bothering to give any attention to the bubbly blonde. He continued his search, quickly drawing his attention to dinner with a blinking neon green sign spelling out the name Mos Burger.
Immediately his hand grabbed at a tanned wrist ('Was the dobe's wrist always this slim and soft?'), pulling him toward the bright neon sign.
…
Present
"Dobe. Get. Out. Now" Sasuke continued to pound at the stall door, thankful for the fact that they were the only two in here.
It had been … difficult getting the dobe and himself into the same public restroom without seeming suspicious. After all it wasn't everyday you see two slightly roughed up teenagers, wearing strange outdated clothing going into the boy's bathroom. It was justified that they received some questioning stares… especially when one of them was of the opposite gender.
But Naruto had refused to enter the woman's bathroom,
"TEME! I have lost the one thing that makes me a male, and have grown two breast and a vagina. I think I have been through enough for one day. You will not make me go inside the woman's bathroom and lose the last of my pride!"
"hn..fine. I see that turning into a girl has made you just as emotional."
"TEME!"
Sasuke didn't mind sneaking Naruto into the bathroom, after all he had never didn't give a fuck if people thought they were doing some questionable activity in the bathroom. After all it wasn't like he was going to stay in this place for long.
Speaking of not staying for long, Naruto had locked himself in the bathroom stall for what seemed like forever.
"Naruto if you don't open this door right now, I swear I'll kick it down!"
click
The stall door swung open immediately to reveal, an anxious blonde nervously sitting on the toilet bowl.
Her pants were still up, and her legs were squeezed together.
"Naruto, why haven't you gone yet?! We've been here for over twenty minutes!"
The blue eyes blonde continued to squirm in his seat, hands knitting together in a nervous matter.
"I..I can't"
Normally Sasuke was able to keep his anger relatively in check, but this situation was so ridiculous. How the hell were they supposed to find a way back home if they were stuck in a fucking public bathroom!
"And why the fuck not?"
Naruto was not one to beat around the bush.
"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PEE WITH A FUCKING VAGINA! I know that girls sit, but like do they sit in crouch position, or do they sit like if the toilet was a chair? Do I have to aim, how do I aim? Do I just let it go? Or do I do it in short bursts? How-"
"SHUT UP!"
-Silence-
Sasuke, had only found himself speechless a number of times in his life. Most of the time it was revolved around his brother. This was undoubtedly a new experience for him.
"I don't know. Figure something out and do it quick!"
His pulled the door shut with a slam.
Five minutes later
It had been a total of five minutes since the raven had told the blonde to figure something out . . . Sasuke knows this because he counted.
Five minutes and he still hasn't heard the blonde go.
"Naruto…"
His irritation was clear in his voice.
"Sasuke…" Came the tight but mocking reply.
"Why arn't you out yet dobe?"
"Well I don't know Teme, maybe it's because I HAVEN'T GONE PEE YET AND YOU REFUSE TO HELP ME!"
Sasuke thought for moment, he could most likely be making the biggest and most ridiculous decision of his life.
He pulled the door open, once again facing a fidgety blonde.
"Take off your pants dobe."
…
"Rikio! Hurry up, the flashes stopped ten minutes ago." Shouted a redheaded male, weaving through crowds of people on a skateboard.
"Yah Yata slow down, it was probably nothing." A thin tall blonde shouted back, as he leisurely walked in the direction of his red-headed companion.
To the eyes of others, they looked like two delinquents up to no good.
Yata Misaki, had the appearance of short tempered teenager, with a beanie slapped on his head, headphones hanging around his neck and an ever present scowl on his face.
Rikio, his long blonde-haired companion didn't fare any better. In addition to his oversized tee and sweatpants, he was equipped with a pair of sunglasses with green shades and white frames that obscured his eyes, a chain necklace and large rings on his fingers. He looked much like a laid back thug.
Although they looked nothing alike in appearance they had one thing in common. The red clan insignia tattooed on the peek of their collarbones.
"It was just a little farther, hurry up. The red king told us to investigate."
That was true, they had seen the flashes a little over 30 minutes ago at their home base HOMRA. Tatara had pointed them out with a knowing expression.
The flashes had started out blue, leading them to think of their rivial the blue clan. But slowly the colors had seeped into colors of orange, purple, and red. The flashes seemed to grow in power and force, and not long after Anna was directed to pinpointed the spot to which they were coming from, and Misaki and Rikio were sent to find the source.
Misaki slowed to a stop at the entrance of the alley way, his breath hitched in awe.
"Woah"
The two buildings that closed in the alleyway were left in shambles. The level of destruction reminded him of the aftermath of a King x King fight.
'But there was no Sword of Damocles*'
"Misaki, we have to report to Mikoto. He'll want to know about this."
The redhead nodded absentmindedly, not tearing his eyes away from the alley.
"Let's go."
He was shaken back to reality, taking one last look they headed off to HOMRA.
Whoever had caused the destruction, was not apart of any clan they knew. Misaki didn't know what to make of it.
"Silly Missaki~ always so curious." a black haired male, with framed rectangular glasses and piercing blue eyes watched the disappearing figure leave. He had been watching the two for some time now, pondering over whether or not to make his presence known.
He decided against it, after all he wanted the two of them to be alone when his finally confronted his former best-friend. That way he could savor the interaction.
"Fushimi-san, let's go we must report to the blue king."
Saruhiko (Fushimi) nodded, giggling slightly before lifting himself from his crouched position on the top of the building.
He sadistic grin at the now empty place where the read head had once stood, "Until we meet again Missaki-Chaan~"
The ending didn't turn out as well as I wanted (Is it confusing?) , and that is due to the fact that I haven't seen the anime since I started this. That is entirely my fault, I will re-watch K again, and hopefully I can get the characters personalities and interactions right.
till then your comments/constructive criticism are much appreciated.
*Mos burger is an actual food chain restaurant in Japan, I chose it at random.
*Sword of Damocles, is a huge sword that appears whenever a king fights.
*There are four different known clans, this will be explained more in depth later but for now There is the Red clan (Misaki and Rikio), Blue Clan (Fushimi Saruhiko), Silver Clan, and Gold clan.
*Please know that I might switch a lot between the following things
-Him/Her when referring to Naruto, because a lot of people will know him as a her, only Sasuke and Naruto will think of him as a him but that might slowly change.
-Yata - Misaki / please know that this is one person and the reason why I change between them is because He goes by Yata but Saruhiko refers to him as Misaki.
-Saruhiko - Fushimi / again one person. He only allows Yata to call him Saruhiko.
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