HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WORLD! I AM GOLD THE FOX, AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST RANDOMIZED CHAPTER! WOOHOO! First let's review who is in this one. Today it is: Sora, Nia, Night, Unknown, Alex and his kids, and Gold! YAY! I got some ideas, and I hope they are funny. Like I said last chapter, let's go over reviews this time.
Alex: YES LAUGHTER! LAUGHTER HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!
Capt: IgotsomeideasforUnknownandNia.
Mario21275: Strawberries? WHY NOT MINT GUM! There's a turnip in your pants? OH NO, SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR!
Glimpse: Expect breaking the fourth wall a lot XD
Grabarc: YES MORE LAUGHTER!
Tail: Um, that's a lot of animes.
BADA55: Not from a hat, using an online random chooser.
Bello: Not a bad idea...
Newplayer100: Hopefully I can come up with something good for Sora. RANDOM, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!
TheNoobGuy: HAI MARIO!
Dante: Yes I plan on using every single one. ALL OF THEM, ALLLLLLLLL OF THEMMMMMMMMMMM!
Werewolf: IT DEFinitely WILL BE!
SO MANY REVIEWS! YAY, THANKS! Okay enough caps, at the end of the chapter the next set of characters will be revealed, as every chapter will after. LET'S START PEELING THIS BANANA!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except Gold, the Eon, the plot, the mini-plots, etc. All OCs belong to their respectful owners.
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Chapter FOOOOOOOOOORE!: Golf and Gold
So, it has been a few weeks for our characters after being sent to Equestria. Everyone got to know the local townsfolk and did the stuff they do in other fanfictions, meet the princesses, help with some ridiculous jobs, and so on. Most of everyone was assimilated into the town of Ponyville. However, they didn't really know each other. The only people that knew each other well was Unknown and his two kids, Xavier and Nia, and Alex with his two kids. Well, I think it's time to change that.
Gold was hanging in Twilight's house looking through some books.
"Something about bonds, no, something about insanity, no, something about a son in space, why doesn't Twilight have anything more interesting." Gold said, looking through books and throwing them away without seeing the awesomeness in them.
A knock rung on the door. Twilight was out doing Celestia knows what, actually Celestia did know, cause that is where Twilight was, with Celestia. YES THAT MAKES SENSE. Ahem, as I was saying, Twilight was out so Gold stopped throwing books around and opened the door to see Alex and his two kids.
"Hey, Alex, right?" Gold asked. "If you are looking for Twilight, she is off doing something for Celestia."
"No, actually I was looking for you." Alex said, walking in with Golden and Metal.
"Oh? What do you need?" Gold asked, going back through the books again.
"Well, I invited Night and Sora to do something with me, and I need someone to watch Golden and Metal." Alex explained.
Gold took another book from the shelf and actually opened it to read a pretty intense scene.
"Damn, ripped her wings right off." Gold muttered under his breath and closed the book and put it back, and turned back to Alex. "So you want me to babysit?"
"Yeah, if it's not a problem." Alex said, as he watched his kids walk around a bit in the home.
"Yeah, sure I can. May I ask what you three are doing?" Gold said also looking at the kids.
"Mini golfing." he said simply.
"Mini-golfing? Um, why?" Gold asked.
"Just like this story, why the hell not?" Alex joked.
"Did everyone catch the Pinkie Wall disease or something?" Gold said.
"Who knows. So you'll watch them?"
"Yeah, as long as they don't give me any trouble." Gold agreed.
"They are both pretty good usually. I'll be gone for a little bit you two!" Alex called to his kids.
"Okay, bye Daddy!" Golden waved to her father and he went outside.
Gold turned to the kids who were looking at them.
"So, uh, what do you two want to do?" Gold asked, kneeling down to their level.
"To tell you the truth, I don't know..." Metal said.
"OH, OH, I GOT AN IDEA! PIGGYBACK RIDE!" Golden squealed and jumped on Gold, without him suspecting.
"AH! RANDOM PONY IN MY FACE!"
With Alex...
Alex, now happy knowing his kids were safe, met with Sora and Night at town square to head off to a mini golf course together. The hedgehog Sora and the wold Night were there, just on time.
"Alright, are we ready or what?" Alex asked enthusiastically.
"Why did I agree to do this..." Night said with little emotion.
"It was either this or you help Pinkie with making cupcakes." Sora said to the wolf.
"Yeah, but mini-golfing? Why so...random and unexpected?" Night said.
"Something about everything is random in this story or something, Pinkie told me earlier when I went for a morning cupcake." Alex said.
"A morning cupcake? Really?" Night said, with a what the buck face.
"I'm assuming that this morning cupcake has like eggs and hash browns and breakfast stuff, right?" Sora assumed.
"Nope, your average pink cupcake with pink frosting with pink sprinkles, just the way it should be." Alex said.
"Alright, let's go get this over with before I puke out rainbows." Night said seriously and started to walk toward their destination.
They all started walking for about a mile before finding their mini-golf place, Equestrian Putt-Putt (A/N Okay, completely made-up and random, man do I need an insane checker). You could see the green golfing place, riddled with flags where the holes were and many structures and landscapes for each hole. In the back, there seemed to be a rainbow, but this was the final hole.
"We have to go to all the way back there!" Night said angrily.
"You still have the option of helping Pinkie." Sora mentioned.
Night growled because that's the last thing he wanted to do is go to happy-go lucky Pinkie's place, "Alright, let's get this over with."
Alex nodded and went to the small shack on the side where they had to get their balls and putters.
"Three balls please." Alex asked the pony running the shack.
"Heh, heh, balls." the pony said and rolled out three balls to Alex, one blue, one red and one black, also making an inappropriate and slightly immature joke, and Alex went back to the others.
"Well, that was uncalled for, but funny. Take your pick." Alex said, holding out the GOLF balls.
"I CALL BLACK!" Night basically yelled, making the other two flinch. "I mean, I'll have the black one." he cleared his throat after the outburst, and amply took the black golf ball.
"I guess I'll take blue." Sora said and took the blue one.
"Okay, I get the red one and I'll be the one to take care of the score sheet. Now let's putt!" Alex said, throwing his putter in the air for it to miss his hand and hit him in the head, which made Sora laugh as he was walking to the first putt.
It was a simple hole, a straightaway with no big obstructions or obstacles. Alex went first since he was the score keeper.
"The key to mini-golf is to take it nice and slow, like this." Alex said and tapped the ball, making it go half the distance to the hole.
Alex walked up to the ball and hit it again, going the rest of the way to the hole.
"Well done, well done. However, watch this." Sora applauded quietly, getting ready for his shot. "Just call me Gilmore." he said back to Night.
Sora hit the ball and it went all the way to the hole for a hole in one.
"Eat that." Sora said to both them as he retrieved his ball.
Night took his position at his own ball that he dropped at the start, "This is so degrading and stupid." he said.
He hit the ball and it went straight and true but popped up over the hole when it hit the edge of the hole. Night walked over to the ball and hit it again, for it only to pop over the hole again. He hit it gently this time, but no hard enough and it teetered on the edge of the hole and stopped. He groaned at the tedious ball hitting and just touched the ball for it to go in, giving him a total of four.
"Oooooo, tough luck for Night." Sora said in a sport announcer's voice.
"Have you noticed that I don't care?" Night said.
"What, you don't care that I'm going to win?" Sora said with a smirk.
"I seriously do not care. At all." Night said, trudging to the next hole.
The next hole had some curves and twists in it, a little more challenging than the last. Alex went first again and got the par of three. Sora went up and got it in two strokes. Night again had some difficulty and got it in four strokes, just above the par.
"Oh, so close to the par this time." Sora said.
They moved on to the next hole, which now had some twisting hills and declines. Alex went and got three strokes, better than the par of four. Sora actually didn't so hot and got it in on the par. Night got lucky and got it in two strokes, to the other two's amazement.
"Impressive." Alex complimented.
"Not bad, but I'm still winning." Sora said, showing a bit of his show off side.
"Is this a competition I'm hearing?" Night asked.
"Yes, this is MINI-GOLF! Of course it's competitive." Sora said.
"Great..." Night said sarcastically.
"A competition I will win." Sora said while walking to the next hole, which made Night freeze suddenly.
"Okay, now it's a competition." Night said, jogging to the next hole.
Alex just looked at the readers and said, "Oh boy."
With Unknown and Nia...
"Dad, where is Xavier?" Nia asked.
"Well, I sent him on a wild goose chase for, ironically enough, the golden goose." Unknown said.
"That doesn't make sense..." Nia said, baffled.
"IT DOESN'T NEED TO MAKE SENSE, I'M BEAUTIFUL!" Unknown yelled.
"Anyway, what were we doing again?" Nia said.
"I don't know, maybe the author can tell us." Unknown said.
You two are supposed to be having a father-daughter bonding time.
"Oh thanks, author!" Unknown said to the voice in his head. "Apparently, we are having a father-daughter moment."
"Oh. So what do we do?" Nia asked.
"How...about...we go camping in the Everfree Forest!" Unknown had a lightbulb over his head.
"Isn't that place the most dangerous place in Equestria?" Nia asked.
"LET'S DO IT!" Unknown said and grabbed Nia by the arm and dragged her into the forest.
He stopped in a campsite that had both tents set up already, a fire going with some marshmallows already roasting, and a guitar already in place.
"Dad, where did all this stuff come from?" Nia asked, grabbing a marshmallow.
"SPAAAAAAAAAAACE." Unknown said, pointing at the sky.
"Well, I gotta use the bathroom." Nia said, getting up.
Unknown noticed a noise, "Nia, get back down."
Nia knelt back down near the ground.
"Draw a circle in the ground around you." Unknown said, doing the same exact thing.
"Dad, are you sure you're not fantasizing about the sea-bear again?" Nia said.
"I'm serious, also don't play the clarinet." Unknown warned her.
"Dad, that doesn't make sense! I don't own a clarinet!" Nia complained.
Unknown looked at her and froze in his gaze, "It's behind you."
Nia turned around to see a normal bear, looking a bit tired but still angry, "Dad, that isn't a sea-bear, that's an Ursa Minor." Nia said turning back to Unknown.
"Oh wait, Ursa Minor, crud."
Back to Gold...
"Read this!" Gold yelled from a blanket tent he had made and tossed a book at another blanket fort.
"Eat this literature!" Dawn yelled from the opposite tent, also throwing a small book at Gold's fort.
Both books hit the blanket forts, making the tents fall on top of them, both laughing.
"Uh, Gold, do we have to clean this mess?" Metal asked from a still standing fort.
"Nah, we got the best assistant in the world to do that! HEY SPIKE!" Gold yelled.
Silence.
"Huh, he usually answers me when I compliment him. HEY SPIKE!" Gold called again.
Silence again.
"Oh..."
"What happened to Spike?" Golden asked worryingly.
"He went with Twilight to Canterlot..." Gold realized.
"And that means..." Metal said.
"That means...that we...HAVE TWILIGHT DO IT WHEN SHE GETS BACK!" Gold said, jumping into the blanket pile.
"YAY FOR US NOT HAVING TO CLEAN!" Golden and Metal said together.
Back to mini-golf...(time to sound epic)
It was the last hole of the putt-putt place. The rainbow. There was two options here, one, go around the rainbow. Or two, go on the rainbow and hope not to fall off. Alex had already taken his turn and it was now Sora's. The score between Sora and Night was a tie, both with the same score after the previous holes. Sora lined up his shot with the middle of the rainbow and swung with his putter. The ball rolled over the rainbow, barely making it to the climax at the top of the rainbow and went back down the other side. However, the ball had some momentum and popped over the hole, almost a hole in one. Sora was shocked but Night paid no attention to his reaction and swung at the same place as Sora did. The ball rolled over the rainbow beautifully and landed right in the hole, putting Night in the lead. Night threw his putter to the side in slight celebration, still very serious.
"Now that is how you win at putt-putt." Night said.
"Actually, this is how you win at putt-putt." Alex said with a smirk, shoving the score sheet in the other's face.
It was a big troll to them, a fluke, an unexpected outcome. Alex had actually won, by one point. Alex laughed while the other two just stared in shock and awe.
And as an added feature...back at Twilight's...
"GOLD, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA CLEAN UP IN HERE FOR ME!"
"I thought that you would do it when you got home!"
"No! Spike, clean up a bit here!"
"What if I don't wanna! Make Gold!"
"No way, I ain't cleaning up this mess!"
"Clean it Gold or Celestia help me, you will be categorizing all these books by alphabetical order!"
"NO PLEASE, DON'T!"
WASN'T THAT RANDOM! The mini-golf idea, it just randomly came into my mind! LIKE POOF! MINI GOLF! YEAH! RANDOMNESS! SPEAKING OF RANDOM...RANDOM CHARACTER CHOOSING TIME!
UNKNOWN
TAYLOR
AURA
RED
GOLD AGAIN! YES!
ENSIS
OOoooooooo, what a different group we have the next chapter! Remember, if you have a funny idea, tell me and I can see about putting it in. Also, LOOK FOR REFERENCES! Until next time, I hope you laughed at this chapter, thank you for reading and reviewing, and RANDOM PHRASE TIME!
DON'T LET YOUR CAT EAT YOUR LIGHTBULBS!
WHERE AM I GETTING THESE FROM! I HAVE NO IDEA!