SKIT SKAT SKOODELY POOP! HI! GOLD HERE! ANOTHER HILARIOUS CHAPTER FOR YOU PEOPLE! Today's characters are: Unknown, Taylor, Aura, Red, Gold and Ensis! YAY! I GOT A FUNNY CHAPTER THAT ENCOMPASSES ALL OF THEM INTO ONE ACTIVITY! LET'S LOOK AT YOUR LOVELY REVIEWS FIRST!
Capt: FIND THAT GOLDEN GOOSE, XAVIER! WEEGEE! YOUTUBE POOP?
Aura: Yep, and Aura is in this one! You forgot one reference, so close. The book that Gold picks up and it says something along ripping their wings off, that is Alex the Wolf's story! AND NO, NO CUPCAKES! I WILL NEVER WATCH THAT AGAIN XD
flutterlikeanangel: YES IT DOES! BUTT AND PUTT!
Alex: LAUGH, NO CHUCKLING! YOU LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY OR NOT AT ALL! JK XD
Glimpse: THE HUMOR WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH FOREVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH! I like the randomness competition, will use it next time Unknown is picked!
Mario21275: DON'T DO IT KITTY!
Grabarc: YES, PINKIE, FIRE THE CANNON!
Newplayer100: EH, WHATEVER! RANDOM SPORT CONFIDENCE! Yep, Portal reference XD
Dante K Freeman: I learned in biology class that they put a gene from a glow-in-the-dark jellyfish into a cat, and it made the cat glow XD GENETICALLY GLOWING CATS FOR THE WIN!
Werewolf: I like the bowling idea, I can use it for a different chapter however.
Okay, LET'S GET SOME FUNNINESS INTO YOU GUYS AFTER WHAT HAPPENED IN DARKENED DAWN! WE ALL NEED AN EMOTION BOOSTER AFTER THAT! TO THE RANDOMNESS!
God the Fox presents...oh, wait, I mean, GOLD THE FOX PRESENTS...
Complete Chaos, the God Kind...wait, I mean, the GOOD KIND
Chapter FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIVE (emphasis on the 'F'): Over and Over
"Taylor, it's no use, I'm not going to..." Ensis was saying to Taylor, both in Sugarcube Corner.
"What's with using Silver's line!" Taylor said.
"Hey, that's not the only sentence I say!" Silver randomly yelled from outside, behind a bush.
"It's the only one we care about!" Taylor yelled outside.
The bush was silent, until it spoke again, "Ouch."
"Annnnnnnnyway, I'm never going to convince Blade to go out with me." Ensis said, putting her chin on her hand.
"You just gotta keep trying! He'll say yes eventually!" Taylor tried to cheer her up.
"I've been trying for years, and he's always ignoring me!" Ensis argued back.
Taylor was quiet for a moment, letting them both think.
"If it makes you feel better, I can go beat him into saying yes." Taylor said.
"I want it to be real though." Ensis said with a sigh.
"Gee, you're being stubborn like me sometimes." Taylor said.
"Sometimes?" Knuckles randomly popped out of the same bush Silver was in.
"DID I ASK YOU!" Taylor snapped at Knuckles, eyes filled with fire.
"You didn't ask anything actually..." Knuckles said with his smart *** mouth.
"Hey, I thought Silver was under that bush..." Ensis chimed in.
Knuckles looked down and back up.
"There's a tiny portal here, we can stick our heads out but we can't get through." Knuckles explained.
"Then why don't you use a bigger portal then, dummy?" Taylor said.
"There is one, but it's in a place we would rather not go to. Shadow had an...incident with it." Knuckles said from the tiny portal.
FLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHBACKKKKKKKKK
"Okay, I'll go in first. Things might be dangerous so I'll do it." Shadow said, standing before the portal in Mobius.
He poked his head through the portal. A portal came into existence in Equestria at the same time, and Shadow's black head popped out of it.
"That was kinda racist." Shadow said.
No, it wasn't! Your head is black.
"You could have said with red in it to make it less racist you know."
SHUT UP AND CONTINUE!
Shadow moved his head a little, to see he was in a bathroom of sorts. It appeared empty thankfully. Or was it.
"What in tarnations was that!" Granny Smith poke her head out of the shower, scaring the fur off of Shadow and making him scream a girly high pitched scream as he quickly put his head back into Mobius.
"So, how was it?" Knuckles asked.
"I cannot unsee what I just saw." Shadow said, with a look of shock and walked away.
"What are you talking about?" Silver asked, and went to go to the portal.
"DON'T DO IT! WE'LL GET A DIFFERENT PORTAL!" Shadow yelled back, making them shrink back from the swirling portal.
BACK TO THE FUTURE! AT 88 MILES PER HOUR!
"Did someone say my last name?"
TAILS, INTERRUPTING! LIKE I SAID, BACK TO THE FUTURE!
Ensis and Taylor were both on the ground laughing at Shadow's misfortune.
"THAT'S RICH!" Taylor said, laughing at his misfortune.
Their laughing died down and they noticed Knuckles was gone.
"Guess he split." Taylor said.
"BANANA SPLIT!" Pinkie said, slamming a banana split sundae on their table.
"Um, thanks Pinkie..." Ensis said.
"Did someone say, banana?" Celestia randomly appeared at the table.
"WHERE ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM!" Taylor yelled.
Celestia quickly looked back and forth between the two before teleporting away, a second later, the banana split sundae teleported too.
"And Ensis, you and Blade are already together in Darkened Dawn, look I took wedding photos!" Pinkie said, flashing the photos all in Ensis's face.
"Okay, Pinkie, we are being serious, no breaking the fourth wall." Taylor said.
"OKIE DOKIE LOKIE BOKIE FOKIE GOKIE!" Pinkie said, bouncing through the ceiling and out of the bakery.
"Anyway, like I was saying..." Ensis said.
"Ensis, you should try other people then. There's plenty of guys I can make – I mean, you can date and see if you like them." Taylor proposed.
"Hey, I like that idea!" Ensis said and Taylor left to rustle up some dates.
Meanwhile...
"No way! I'm doing that, she's crazy!"
"YOU WILL GO ON A DATE WITH HER, OR I'LL RIP THOSE TAILS OFF AND USE THEM AS SCARVES."
"...do I get paid?"
"Some, yes. NOW HAVE FUN WITH HER!"
Back at Sugarcube Corner...or today it was called Sugarlove Corner...I don't know what I'm saying anymore...
Gold entered the bakery and saw the person he had to have a date with. Ensis.
"Heyyyyyyy, Ensis." Gold said, slightly awkwardly.
"Oh, hey Gold! Thanks for coming!" Ensis said happily.
"Well, it was either that or have my tails ripped off, and I need those." Gold muttered under his breath.
"What was that?" Ensis asked.
"Uh, nothing, just saying how nice Sugarcube Corner is today." Gold almost had that past comment heard by Ensis.
"So, how's life?" Ensis asked.
"Can't complain. Also, remind me in about twenty minutes, I gotta go." Gold said.
"What you gotta do?"
"Uh, I, uh...gotta...go hang with Twilight! Yeah!"
"Ooooooo, Goldie getting lucky?" Ensis joked.
"NO! We're just friends!"
"Riiiiiiiiiiight. I see what's going on, is Spike helping with that situation?" she said and then laughed.
"Okay, that's just disturbing. I'm gonna go now." Gold got up and Ensis was too busy laughing at the sick joke she made.
She stopped for a moment and considered something, "Wait, that was my date that just left. Well, crap."
A jingle came from the door, as another person that Taylor went came walking in. This time it was Aura.
"Aura! Hi!"
"Um, hey...Ensis..."
"So, what do you do?" Ensis flirted.
"Ensis, you already know what I do." Aura said.
"Tell me! It's a date!" Ensis insisted.
Aura sighed and then started to explain, "I can control and see the aura of other people, and what they are feeling."
"OOoooooo, what am I feeling!" Ensis said, bouncing up and down in her chair.
"Well, I feel a lot of sadness from not being able to date Blade." Aura said.
Ensis sat there smiling for a couple seconds before breaking out crying and put her head on the table to cry. Aura felt awkward and noticed something more interesting outside and amply left. Ensis lifted her head to see Aura gone.
"Well, crud, there he goes." Ensis said, quickly getting over it.
The door jingled again, this time it was Red.
"Hey Red! Good to see you!"
"Hey Ensis, thought I'd stop by." Red basically lied, being paid to do this.
"So, how are you?" Ensis asked.
"Pretty calm, yourself?" Red asked.
"Fine! I ordered us some cupcakes." Ensis said.
Pinkie bouncing from the back room with two cupcakes, one blue and the other purple.
"Oooooo, purple! How about yours, Red!" Ensis said, taking a bite.
His temper slowly grew at the cupcake until he flung it to the sky, "I DON'T LIKE BLUE!" and he stormed out in a fit over the color of the cupcake.
"Really, author! Come on!" Ensis cried to the sky.
Don't worry, one more. Unknown walked in and noticed the cupcake stuck on the ceiling.
"OOOOO CALL IT!" Unknown said and ended up on the ceiling, eating the cupcake.
"Um..." is all Ensis could say.
Because he was upside down, stuff started to fall from his...pockets? I guess. LOTSA SPAGHETTI, a Portal Gun, a copy of Devil May Cry and various other references fell.
"You know...I might go back to chasing Blade." she said to the audience and the spaghetti fell on top of her.
YAY, SPEED DATING! I LOVED THIS IDEA TOO MUCH TO CHANGE IT! NEXT CHAPTER WE HAVE:
ANTI-KRAIN
GRABARC
NIGHT
GLIMPSE
GOLD, AGAIN WTF! RANDOMIZER LOVES ME!
AURA
YES! YES! YES! I GOT AN IDEA, IT WILL BE HILARIOUS! Not that many references to my immediate knowledge, just the title is a reference to a song. Thank you for reading and reviewing, leave a review if you want and RANDOM PHRASE TIME!
DON'T BUY THE BROWN COLORED UNDERWEAR!