EVERYONE RUN, SOMETHING IS COMING FOR US! ITS! ITS! ITS A...new chapter of Complete Chaos! YAY! OKAY, this chapter we have: Anti-Sora, Grabarc, Night, Gold, Glimpse, and Aura. My plan is to split this group up into two activities. I've been planning for one group for a while, and the other group is going to go bowling, courtesy of Werewolf's idea! LET'S REVIEW THE REVIEWS!
Capt: I WILL KEEP MAKING DEM FUNNIES!
Mario21275: YAY BRIBERY! I'm sorry to hear about your great-grandmother.
Tail: Sorry to hear about your stomach. NO MORE CELESTIA PERSONA CLONES!
Glimpse: Oh trust me, the idea for this chapter will make you smile.
Aura: CAUSE YOU ARE A JERK! Just kidding XD Night and Aura will be doing separate things however.
Grabarc: THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT! HA!
Newplayer100: I meant Anti-Sora, lol. YAY RANDOM!
Joselynpr7: Hi new reviewer! Thanks for reading!
Galaxy Sonic: I do not, BUT NOW I'M CURIOUS! I'll check it out later.
WinterBlaze31: Um, I have no idea what that idea means...
BADA55: IT WAS FUNNY, AMIRITE?
Werewolf: I'm not having that punishment in this. That's rather childish. And I'm not going to block someone just because he said no to your OCs, get over it.
Randomguy HQ: NO ITS CHOCOLATE!
OKAY, THIS CHAPTER IS GOING TO MAKE YOU GUYS SMILE AND LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME! HERE WE GO!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except Gold, the Eon, the plot, the mini-plots, etc. All OCs belong to their respectful owners.
Gold the Fox presents...COUGHCOUGHCOUGH...
Complete Chaos, the Good Kind...ACHOOOOOOOOOOO...
Chapter 6: Bowling and Smiling
It's been about two weeks since the last chapter, still randomness and happiness roaming freely with no worries whatsoever. There was no problems, no enemies, nothing to worry about, nothing to cry at, nothing to fear. Well, that is, until the internet was discovered. In the two weeks that have passed, Equestria suddenly got access to use laptops and the Internet. How you may ask? Who knows, I think Pinkie breaking the fourth wall had something to do with it. Anyway, back to the main story, the Internet was created and spread throughout Equestria. In the past two weeks described above, a war also went on. Not a normal blood, guns and battle kind of war, the war of a prank and dare variety. The war participants? Gold the Fox and the one and only, Rainbow Dash. It's been escalating since its start, but got less and less enjoyable with every tedious idea. One day, Rainbow decided to look for some new material, on the newly created Internet.
"Let's see...something that can prank Gold..." she said to herself, on her new laptop that had he cutie mark on the back of it.
"OOOOOOOOO LET ME HELP!" Pinkie was randomly in her house in the sky.
"I would ask how you got here, but I'd rather accept it than ask." Rainbow said, and slightly moved the laptop toward Pinkie.
Pinkie just randomly started hitting keys with her hooves and then with a final keyboard hit with her head, something popped up.
"What in Celestia's name is this?" Rainbow asked, looking intently on the screen.
The screen was mostly text, with a blue link embedded at the top.
"Let's see what this says...'Hello, fellow pranker! If your experience with pranking someone has gotten dull, this is the perfect way to liven up the pranking. Send the link at the top to the person you are going to prank and tell them to record their reactions. You can have more than one person watch at a time and the best part, you don't need to watch the video above, only they do! This idea will surely make you smile!'." Rainbow read from the laptop. "Seems easy enough, I'll just copy and paste this to Skype and send it to Gold!"
Meanwhile...
At Twilight's library, Gold was playing some video games.
"Damn it, do the damn barrel roll or you'll die idiot!" Gold yelled at the video game.
He suddenly heard a vibration and knew exactly what it was. He reached back and pulled his phone out from his tails. Yes, Equestria has phones now as well, shut up. He unlocked the screen to see he got a message on Skype from someone named '20%CoolerThanSonic'.
"Oh boy, I can't guess who this is." Gold said sarcastically, as he started typing into Skype.
(The following is the Skype message thing)
goldthefox: Rainbow, how in the hell did you get my Skype name!
20%CoolerThanSonic: I got it from Sonic
goldthefox: How did Sonic get it?!
20%CoolerThanSonic: From Tails.
Goldthefox: Damn it Tails. Anyway, what's with the website.
20%CoolerThanSonic: It's a dare. I want you to watch it, record yourself, and send the reaction to me. You can have friends watch it with you, if that's your thing.
Goldthefox: No way! I ain't watching anything from you, you rainbow demon!
20%CoolerThanSonic: What, you scared! Baby? Are you a little foxy baby? Awwwww, he's a little foxy baby.
Goldthefox: ...alright I'll watch it.
20%CoolerThanSonic: Have fun. *evil smile*
goldthefox: Why do I listen to you?
(End Skype conversation)
After that conversation, Gold look intently on the website code in the conversation. He didn't know why but he had a very sudden sinking feeling it was going to be bad.
At Equestrian Lanes...
"Why am I always joining you people to play these insolent games?" Night said, putting on the ridiculous bowling shoes.
"Ah, come on Mister Grumpypants, thisssssss will be fun!" Grabarc said.
"Plus, your alternative option is making cupcakes with Pinkie." Anti said, also putting on the bowling shoes.
"Hmph." is all Night answered with.
"By the way, Grabarc, how are you supposed to bowl when you have no arms or legs?" Anti asked the snake.
"It's easy, I just wrap around the ball and roll myself and let go at the last second." Grabarc explained. "I'll show you." Grabarc was about to demonstrate but saw a pony that he really liked on the other side of the lanes. "...Right after I go wrap myself around that pony and roll with her." and Grabarc slithered away.
"Oh great." Night said with a sigh.
Back at Twilight's house...
"So, Rainbow challenged you to watch a video and record yourself, and you want us to watch it with you?" Aura said, standing next to Glimpse.
"Yes, that's exactly it. Grab some snacks from here and get ready to watch it." Gold said, walking to the kitchen to get some snacks.
"Gold, aren't you missing something?" Glimpse asked.
Gold turned around and looked everywhere in the living room, and even started turning in circles to see if something was on him.
"I don't think so..."
"How about something to watch the video on?" Glimpse gave him the answer.
"Right...Twilight has a computer or laptop somewhere, right?" Aura assumed.
"Actually, no. She thinks they are taboo or something, I don't know what goes on in that unicorn's mind." Gold said.
"Oh, well we can't watch it if we don't have a computer." Glimpse said.
Gold looked toward the skies and got an idea, "I know where we can get one." and Gold took out his phone.
Exactly ten seconds later...
"You are lucky I'm nice enough to let you borrow it for this prank." Rainbow said in the doorway.
"Yeah, yeah. Go race with Sonic or something." Gold waved her off, looking at the piece of hardware he was handed.
"Don't mess up the detailing on the back! I paid 50 bits for that!" Rainbow said pointing on the back of the laptop.
"Alright, alright! Don't get your rainbow in a bunch." Gold said, assuring her nothing was going to happen.
"Have fun watching that video!" Rainbow said, before having the door close in her face.
Gold walked with the laptop and set it down on the coffee table in front of a couch, where Glimpse and Aura were already seated. Gold opened it up and looked at the screen.
"Oh how nice of her, she already put the address in the search bar for me." Gold said sarcastically.
"You know, I was just talking to Pinkie and I started wondering. Do you think that this Internet stuff has a lot of fans on it, watching us do everything we are doing now, and is there people out there that love ponies kinda like we do?" Aura asked.
Glimpse and Gold both looked at him with a 'You are crazy' face and turned back to the screen.
"Okay, is everyone set? I got food, Aura has food, the webcam is on, are we good?" Gold asked the other two.
"Wait!" Glimpse said and jumped behind the couch and back over, now with some popcorn in hand.
"Now, I'm ready."
"Okay, pressing enter." Gold said and pressed the colorful red enter key on Rainbow's computer.
"Damn, custom keyboard too?" Aura said, as the page loaded.
"Is Rainbow rich or something?" Glimpse asked.
"I don't know, she gets some bits from the Rainbow Factory or whatever, but I heard that was just a hobby of hers." Gold said, the Youtube website loading up, the title still not visible.
"Okay, here we go..." Glimpse said looking at the title of the video.
"So the video is called..." Gold was about to announce the title but the author decided to be a troll and throw in more of the bowling part.
Back at Equestrian Lanes...
It took both Night and Anti to pry Grabarc off the pony he saw. When they finally did, the pony left in a fit, while Grabarc was still trying to get her.
"Call me sometime!" Grabarc cried out, while being carried away by Night and Anti.
They placed him back at their lane, and looked to see their lane was now open for a game.
"Finally, let me set up the scoreboard." Anti said, sitting in front of the computer to set up the scoreboard.
Everything was set, bowling shoes were on, and balls were ready to roll.
"I'll go first." Grabarc said, and used his rolling technique to get a split. He rolled his second ball to get one of the pins, for a grand total of nine in the first frame.
"This is degrading." Night said as he went up with his black bowling ball and rolled it down the lane.
Right into the gutter. Anti and Grabarc were holding back their laughter while Night was kinda frustrated. He took his second shot and it almost went into the gutter but managed to get one pin. He trudged back to his seat, with a disappointing score of one. Anti stood up and took his first shot, only to get a perfect strike. He cheered while going back to his seat, Grabarc also cheering.
"This is going to be a long day." Night said to himself with a sigh.
Hello everyone!
Sonic: Gold, you are interrupting the story!
Sorry, but I have a public service announcement for the rest of the story. Gold, Glimpse and Aura are going to be reacting to a video. You have a couple options. One, continue reading. Two, watch the video while reading this, or watch the video then read this to see their respective reactions. I will be putting in specific parts for this section for them to react to. You can go to the video they are watching on YouTube and go to the specified section to know what they are reacting to. If you caught on to what video it is because of the hints I gave in the intro, you will know what you are in for. If you are going to watch the video, I am warning you it is for mature audiences who can handle that stuff. I am not responsible for you getting sick because of the video nor I am I responsible if you are scarred for life. Enjoy.
Back to Twilight's house...
Glimpse and Aura took one look at the video's title and the thumbnail and burst out laughing while Gold looked in slight shock.
"Oh Chaos, Rainbow thinks this a challenge? It just looks like a Pinkie Pie music video!" Glimpse said through laughs.
"Is it literally just going to be Pinkie singing?" Aura said laughing too.
"Well, we better start the recording." Gold said and pressed F9 on the keyboard and a red circle popped up in the corner.
"Hello, Rainbow. As you can see, I have Glimpse and Aura with me watching since you said I could watch with some friends. Right now, we are pretty shocked. This looks like a very cute music video of Pinkie singing 'Smile'. Also thanks for putting it in HD. We aren't going to judge yet since the video hasn't gone on yet, but we aren't expecting much from what it looks like. So here we go, Smile HD." Gold said to the little webcam embedded into the laptop and pressed play.
(These will be the little parts of the video so you can keep up. This part, is the beginning of the video)
"Oh dear lord, it's exactly what we thought it was going to be, Pinkie singing and smiling." Glimpse said, not really affected by how cute it is.
"I agree, Rainbow have you lost your mind? How is this a challenge?" Gold said.
"Daw look at them, having a picnic. Is Rainbow planning to choke us in cuteness?" Aura said, again the cuteness not really doing anything.
"Pinkie better hurry up, she's going to be late for the picnic!" Gold said sarcastically.
(Twilight's part)
"WHAT THE BUCK!" Glimpse yelled.
"OH GODDDDDDDDD!" Gold also yelled.
"Oh damn." Aura said.
"OH MY GOD HER HEAD!" Gold said, leaning over the couch arm, gagging.
"It isn't that bad, I've seen worse." Aura said nonchalantly.
"Oh god, Gold is going to puke from seeing that." Glimpse said, slightly looking away from the screen.
"I have a feeling that Rainbow did not watch this." Aura said.
(Rarity's part)
"Gold are you all right over there?" Glimpse asked.
Gold came up from leaning over the couch and gave a queasy thumbs up.
"Oh look, Rarity has some brains." Aura said sarcastically.
"Okay, disgusting, but very true." Glimpse pointed out.
"WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND MADE THIS!" Gold yelled.
(AJ's part)
"Look how happy she is...and then..." Aura said.
"This part isn't as bad, it's just getting pummeled in the face." Glimpse said.
"Still, disgusting as hell." Gold said, still a little queasy from what happened to Twilight in the video.
(It's going to get good...Rainbow's part)
"Oh snap, those shades though." Glimpse said.
"They are going to be broken into a million pieces in a moment if she doesn't fly away now." Aura said.
"Wait, where is she..." Gold said, staring at the screen.
"And boom."
"Rainboom you mean."
"I have to say, despite it being absolutely disgusting and revolting, that was kinda awesome." Gold said, a little hesitant to give a little compliment.
"Is that it? IS THAT IT!" Glimpse said with some anticipation.
"Okay, going into Pinkie's ear...did not need to know what's in there..." Gold said.
"I always thought they were stuffed with cupcakes." Aura said.
All three of them said this at the same time, "THE HELL IS THAT THING!"
"A kill-o-meter. Perfect." Gold said with a sigh.
"Okay, bad feeling in three...two..."
"Okay, warning, do not piss Pinkie off or she will go apeshit and be Super Saiyan." Aura said.
"Holy poop, can Pinkie actually do that?" Glimpse said.
"Well, I think by this video we can tell she can do anything." Gold said.
"Oh god, Rainbow getting owned by Pinkie." Glimpse said.
"That is something I would pay to see." Aura said.
"Then pay me right now. Since that is what is happening." Glimpse said.
Gold paused the video, making the other two look confused.
"I got to go to the little fox's room. For now, try to get that out of your heads." Gold said, running to the bathroom.
"He's going to puke isn't he?" Glimpse said to Aura.
Sure enough, puking sounds came from Twilight's bathroom.
"I feel bad for Spike." Aura said, waiting.
Back at Equestrian Lanes...
It's been halfway through the game, with Night barely behind Anti's score. It didn't matter if he was going to win, what mattered is if he was going to lose, since the loser has to pay for dinner for the other two. The final score on the board was up. The final bowl. Grabarc bowled a seven, Anti bowled a spare, and finally, Night bowled a perfect strike.
"Good, I won and you lost Anti, now pay up with some dinner." Night said.
"Actually, Grabarc lost by one point." Anti said, turning to look at Grabarc.
Grabarc wasn't there to pay for dinner, instead he was wrapped around another pony he liked.
"Why do we even bother..."
Back to the video, same place as before...
"So Gold, how was that vomit?" Glimpse said with a smirk.
"I'm surprised you didn't, you are the one who likes Twilight." Gold said.
"I do not!" Glimpse defended himself.
"We have access to the Internet, I can read fanfiction and it says you do." Gold said.
"Using that logic, then you do too!" Glimpse pointed out.
"No duh, Sherlock, I just puked because I saw...that happen to her. Of course I do." Gold said.
"Can we worry about shipping later and finish this video before someone pukes again?" Aura said, breaking it up.
"True, let's get it over with." Gold said and pressed the mouse, playing the video where they left off.
"Woah..." Aura gawked.
"OH PERFECT, JUST CAME BACK FROM PUKING OVER A BEHEADING BY A PUNCH, AND NOW THERE'S GUTS, GREAT!" Gold yelled.
"Wait a second, how's that possible? Stepping on someone's chest, even if it's from a supercharged Pinkie Pie with a vow to kill everyone, it might make you puke, maybe some blood, but actual guts doesn't seem possible." Glimpse theorized.
"First of all, different anatomy maybe? Second, why are you trying to make sense of this?" Aura asked.
(Fluttershy's part)
"Oh no, not Fluttershy!" Gold said.
"Someone get Blade in here to see this." Glimpse joked.
"Now is it the end? Everyone is dead..." Aura said.
"WAIT WHAT?" they all said together.
"SOMEONE GET BLADE, FLUTTERSHY IS BEING A BADASS!" Gold said, getting a bit excited.
"Can Fluttershy actually do that!" Aura said.
"If she can, then damn." Glimpse said.
"She is literally owning Pinkie, like right there, she owns the character of Pinkie Pie by copyright, that's how much she is owning her." Gold said.
"I'm sure either she will A, end Pinkie, or B, Pinkie will..."
"Yeah, I'm going to say B is the option..." Glimpse said.
"That was cool while it lasted, and WHAT THE BUCK!" Gold said.
Glimpse started to fake cough, and the word steroids was in between those coughs.
"This may sound crazy, but can she teach me that? Cause I want to do that." Aura said.
"Okay, serious fail, she killed herself." Gold said.
"She also destroyed the planet and burned Fluttershy. Literally burned her." Glimpse said.
"Wait, I noticed something, go back." Gold said, rewinding the video. "Did she?"
"She grabbed the text!" Aura said surprised.
"That's not surprising, she just went Super on all of them, anything is possible now." Glimpse said.
(End of video)
"So, final reactions?" Gold said to the other two.
"You know, gore is something sometimes people need to live with, like us. I'll say the way it was done was very good, and it wasn't actually that bad, most of it was actually kind of epic." Aura said.
"I'll agree with you halfway there, it was pretty awesome with Fluttershy at the end. I just couldn't handle Twilight's part, just oh god. Rarity and Applejack I didn't really have any feeling toward and Rainbow's made no sense with the guts and Super Pinkie." Gold said.
"What did you expect, for it to make sense? I'll agree with Aura, it definitely left an impression on me about Pinkie and gave me that very creepy feeling, but it wasn't bad." Glimpse said.
"Hey look here." Gold said, pointing at the screen. "Cupcakes HD, I wonder what that is about."
A knock on Twilight's door came, making Gold jump up in the air slightly.
"I'll get it." Gold said, calming down and landing on the couch.
He opened the door to see the one pony he didn't want to see.
"NONONONONNONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONNONONOONN! GET AWAY!"
"What's the matter Gold, I just want you to party with me."
"DEAR GOD, GET AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR SUPER SAIYAN POWERS, AND YOUR PUNCHING OFF HEADS, AND YOUR BRAIN SMASHING, GET AWAY!"
And there we have it. The Smile react thing I have been hoping for is there! I was waiting for a good trio to watch it and I got lucky and got Gold, Glimpse and Aura. Trust me, it's a way better experience if you watch the video while or before reading there reactions. It's Smile HD by MisterDavie if you don't know what it is. I'm warning you, ONLY WATCH IF YOU ARE BRAVE ENOUGH!
These reactions were the characters reactions and not my own. Mine are similar. I hated the gore but the action DBZ feel was awesome.
Also, the bowling idea was given by werewolf lover99. Thanks for the idea! NOW NEXT CHAPTER IS...
Xavier
Krain
Red
Glimpse
Unknown
Blade
Thank you for reading and reviewing, leave a review if you liked, hopefully I made you laugh, DON'T SMILE, AND RANDOM PHRASE TIME!
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