*fart noise* SONIC!

Sonic: It wasn't me I swear!

WHATEVERRRRRRRRR CAUSE IT'S COMPLETE CHAOS TIME, YAHOOOOOOOOOO! Today's victims, I mean characters, are: Xavier, Krain, Red, Glimpse, Unknown and Blade! TO THE REVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWS!

Glimpse: KEEP LAUGHING FOREVER MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Flutterlikeanangel: Wut?

Grabarc: Yes, THE VIDEO IS FRIKING SCARRING XD Hm...that karate idea tho...could use it...

BADA55: You gotta admit, Smile wasn't as bloody and bad as Cupcakes was. Cupcakes was just...*shivers*

Mario21275: Um...should I translate it...NAH, ILL JUST ASSUME YOU SAID GOOD WORK!

Aura: Oh you want me to forget about it huh? Alright I will. No need to feel nervous or embarrassed, I know what that account is. Just going to tell you though, don't let it control you. Smile actually did make me smile a bit, just because OF BADASS FLUTTERS.

Newplayer100: Yep, gonna use the sparring idea you PMed me today. Only I'm gonna change it up a little.

Capt: Oh god, what can be worse? Is it worse than Cupcakes?

Werewolf: It's called being told no, get used to it. I wasn't being a jerk, it's called a reality check.

Tail: LAZYYYYYYY XD Cupcakes was god awful, way worse than Smile. I've watched some of it, then amply turned it off after realizing, WTF am I watching? Good job, Pinkie XD

Ted the Saiyanwolf: I might do more creepypasta MLP reactions or the characters in the future...the Rainbow Factory might be an interesting one to do...or I could have the reactions to Cupcakes...but that means I have to watch it again XD

THE THE THE THATS ALL FOLKS! TO THE CHAPTER!

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Fhapter 7: Rubber Chickens

It was a beautiful day in Equestria, the sun shining...and shining...and shining...OH STARING INTO THE SUN BURNS! Now I can't tell you how much of a gorgeous day it was because my eyes have burned out of my head. Let's just get on with what's going down. Blade and Krain are standing on opposite sides of a dirt rectangle, holding their blades ready to spar with each other, since both of them were good with swords.

"You ready or what!" Krain yelled to his sparring partner.

"You can have first move, it is my pleasure." Blade said.

"Oh, I am honored."

"You should be, I'm freaking Blade the Hedgehog." Blade said confidently.

"I'll see where that confidence goes once I kick your butt in sparring." Krain said, getting in position.

"Bring it."

Krain charged forward with a battle cry and was about to swing his sword at Blade when a pink ball of hair popped out right in his path.

"Pinkie, look out! I could have cut you in half right there!" Krain said to the pink pony beaming in front of him.

"I know, I cut it kind of close there! Get it, cut!" Pinkie said, laughing at her own pun.

"Haha, good one! Now what's with the interruption of our sparring match?" Blade asked the adorably happy pony.

"I'm on a secret mission for someone in some major power!" Pinkie said, sneaking on the ground like she was on a secret mission.

"And that person in power is...Celestia?"

"No, silly!"

"Is it Luna?" Krain asked.

"Double no, silly!"

"This is a long shot, but Cadence?" Blade asked.

"Triple no, you'reeeeeeee out!" Pinkie said, with emphasis on the 'r' in 'you're' like in baseball.

"Then who are you on this mission for?" Krain asked curiously.

"For the author silly!" Pinkie answered with her normal happiness.

"The who now?" Blade asked.

"It's too complicated for me to explain, it's Pinkie stuff! Anyway, I was sent to find you two sparring here!" Pinkie said rapidly.

"To do what?" Blade asked.

"By decree of the author, you two are not allowed to spar with your swords! We shall have almost no fighting in this!" Pinkie said, reading a random note.

"WHAT!" the both said in unison.

"I have decided to still let you fight but in a more random fashion to fit with the story! So Pinkie will be deciding what you fight with today!" Pinkie continued to read the note.

"No way, we don't even know who this author person is! We are sparring with swords!" Krain argued.

"I'm not done reading silly! It also says, you will do this or I will have Pinkie go Cupcakes on you." Pinkie read.

"What does that even mean, going Cupcakes?" Blade asked.

"I do not know for once!" Pinkie said, but instantly lost her smile and poofy hair after a click in her head went off.

"Uh, Pinkie?" Blade asked with concern.

"I suggest you listen to the author or I will go Cupcakes on your bodies." Pinkie, or should I say, Pinkamena said darkly.

Blade and Krain instantly put their swords away after hearing her dark tone and threat.

"Good, now..." Pinkie's attitude and hair went back to normal, "Now let's have some fun!"

"So what do we do first?" Blade asked curiously.

"Well I choose what weapon you fight with, and first, I want you two to fight with these!" Pinkie said and pulled up two random rubber chickens from nowhere, and gave one to each fighter.

"How are we supposed to fight with these?" Blade asked.

"Like this." Krain said and swung his chicken at Blade, slapping him in the face with it.

"Oh, you dirty, rotten..." Blade said and got slapped in the face again.

"I'm a what? A winner you say?" Krain teased with his rubber chicken, waving it around.

Blade got furious at this and slapped Krain in the face with his rubber chicken. Then Blade returned the favor. Then Krain did. And it went on. And on. For hours. Just them slapping each other in the face with rubber chickens. Meanwhile...

At Twilight's house...AGAIN...

"Okay, so after going through that brutal experience of watching what is called Smile, I need something to get it off my mind." Glimpse said to himself, but Unknown, Xavier and Red were in the room with him.

"Well, we could go do something productive and exciting." Xavier said, and everyone else gave him a look of WTF.

"No, we aren't doing that."

"How about we go board!" Unknown suggested.

"Unknown, that's the problem, we are bored." Red said.

"No I mean, as in board games!" Unknown explained further, laughing at the author's pun.

"Oh, that board. Well, it's better than sitting around all day. What board games could Twilight possibly have in here?" Glimpse asked.

Unknown got up from the couch and looked in a closet for some board games. He started pulling things out like LOTSA SPAGHETTI, a 1-UP mushroom, a random box of rings, and many other references. He found one board game that everyone loves to game.

"Makes sense, smart unicorn, smart board games. She has Monopoly." Unknown said, pulling out the white Monopoly box.

"Monopoly, eh? I could do that." Red said.

"Agreed, suits me better than other stupid games." Glimpse said.

"Alright, I call the thimble!" Unknown said, taking the most random silver piece possible.

A knock hit the door softly, and Glimpse shouted that it was open. It was Fluttershy, surprisingly.

"Um...have...have any of you guys seen Twilight?" she asked quietly.

"She's been on a business trip with Celestia for the past couple of weeks." Glimpse answered.

"Oh...okay, sorry to bother...but...what are you playing...?" she asked softly again, trying to get a good look at the board that was laid out.

"Just Monopoly, you are welcome to play if you want." Unknown said, moving the board a bit so she could get a good look at it.

"I've just fed the animals...so I guess I can play a game..." Fluttershy said, walking in and sat next to the board.

"You can be the dog since you are the animal lover." Red said, handing her the piece.

"Okay, let's cut the chatter, and let me get rich!" Unknown said, rolling the dice in his hands and throwing them onto the board.

Back to Blade and Krain...

Well, the chicken fight had ended a few seconds ago, when Blade used a dirty trick and hit Krain right where the Sun don't shine with the rubber chicken. Krain was on the ground in pain, and both Blade and Pinkie were on the ground laughing.

"That...hurt...you know!" Krain said, still on the ground.

"We know!" Blade said laughing.

"I got another weapon for you two to use! And it's easy to use, just sit on it! Whoever sits on it the most, wins the round!" Pinkie said, putting two pink whoopee cushions in front of them to sit on.

"Pinkie these are whoopee cushions, we aren't sitting on them!" Krain said, picking up the pink cushion.

"It's a competition silly! And plus, you wouldn't want me to go Cupcakes, would you?" Pinkie said, still so happy.

"Nonononononononono, we wouldn't want that!" Blade said, shaking his hands in disapproval.

"Good, then start sitting!"

Blade quickly sat on the whoopee cushion and then got up and did it again, creating two farting noises. Krain eventually got up and did the same, both basically speed squatting to get more sits than the other. All you could hear was farting noises and the sound of Pinkie laughing her flank off.

Back with Monopoly...

"Dang it, I landed on Fluttershy's property again!" Glimpse said, handing Fluttershy a hefty amount of Monopoly money.

"Thank you." Fluttershy said and put her money in her organized piles.

You want to know how the game was going? Let's say Bill Gates was suddenly dropped into the pony world. By the amount of money he has in respect to Fluttershy's Monopoly money, you could say Fluttershy was Bill Gates right now. The other four people playing didn't have nearly as much money as she had, and she owned almost every property with multiple houses and all the railroads.

"How am I losing!" Unknown gawked.

"Maybe because you keep doing random things like auctioning your properties that Flutters always wins!" Xavier said to his random father, who just shrugged off his comment.

Unknown rolled the dice and got a five. He moved five to land on a chance space.

"Ooooo, I love chance!" Unknown said and took a card from the pile.

"What does it say!" Red asked eagerly.

"I...I think I just won...it says I won one million money..." Unknown said, showing the card to everyone, and it was true. It was a golden card, with the winner winning one million dollars.

The four guys started celebrating for Unknown, because they were thankful he won and not Fluttershy.

"Um, excuse...excuse me?" Fluttershy said very quietly, but still getting their attention.

"It's okay Flutters, you came in second!" Glimpse said rather happily.

"No...I wanted to tell you that I have one million and one dollars...that means I won right?" Fluttershy asked curiously.

The jaws of the four guys hit the ground all at once, and audible crack of Twilight's floor was heard.

"But that's fine if I didn't...it was fun! I must tend to my animals now, it's their bathroom break time. Thanks for letting me play...and...if you don't mind, tell Twilight to visit me when she gets back...I need to ask her something...thanks!" and with that, the gentle mare left the treehouse.

The four people there stood there for a bit before Unknown pulled out a notebook from nowhere and started to write in it.

Note to self: Don't play Monopoly with Fluttershy.

MONOPOLY, THE GAME WHERE FLUTTERSHY KICKS ASS! I randomly got the Monopoly idea, AS USUAL! And Newplayer100 wanted me to do a sparring match between Krain and Blade, so I did, Complete Chaos style! LET'S GET OUR NEXT RANDOMIZATION GOING!

BRIGHT

NIA

BLADE

AURA

ALEX AND HIS KIDS

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Hey, we got a new one in the lineup! BTW, I added one OC to the list, and that was Meteor! Just wait until you are picked buddy! Thank you for reading and reviewing, I hope I made you laugh, and RANDOM PHRASE TIME!

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Sonic: That's not possible...

EXACTLY!