…uh...hi...my name is...uh...Flutter- JUST KIDDING! IT'S ME GOLD! I TRICKED YOU ALL INTO THINKING I WAS FLUTTERSHY!
Sonic: No, you didn't.
SHUT UP! *throws random toilet at Sonic* ANYWAY, this chapter we have Bright, Nia, Blade, Aura, Alex (and kids), and Gold! TO THE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEVIEWSSSSSSSS!
Captain: OH YAY SPONTANEOUS FARTING! FLUTTERS IS BOSS AT MONOPOLY!
Meteor: YAY FOR LAUGHING A LOT! You are welcome!
Aura: NO CUPCAKES! NO! JUST NO! Oh yeah. I think Fluttershy last chapter just wanted to let Twilight know that her shed was off limits. GET THAT REFERENCE? I got a plan for us three.
BADA55: So, I watched Ponies the Anthology 3. VERY VERY RANDOM AND I LIKE IT! But sadly, I can't have them react to it. Why? IT WAS AN HOUR AND A HALF LONG! There were so many clips that I can't go over them all. It is going to be briefly mentioned however.
Tail: Why are they in China XD Yep, Bright's first appearance, hope you are excited. NO, I WILL NOT WATCH ANYMORE VIDS BY THE GUY THAT DID SMILE AND CUPCAKES...welll..maybe a peek wouldn't hurt...
Ted the Saiyanwolf: Maybe I will do a prank war.
Newplayer100: Look, sparring, even though it is for fun, it's not random. This story is supposed to have minimal violence and be JUST RANDOMMMMMAFHDOUEAFJOAI. Still, glad you thought it was funny!
Flutterlikeanangel: Might do Cupcakes, might not. Not this chapter though. YEAH, WHAT YOU SAID!
Grabarc: All about them nut shots. ED EDD AND EDDY REFERENCE!
Mario21275: Makes sense a little, Fluttershy is good at calm games...actually NO SENSE ALLOWED! How have not played Monopoly XD I like that idea too.
Couple things, one using three ideas for the same chapter, you know who you are. Second, I apologize for the lack of daily chapters lately, I've been procrastinating a bit and wanted some me time for break. BUT LET'S FORGET ABOUT THAT, AND GO TO THE CHAPTER! Hm...how do I randomize the title card this time...oh I got it! FLUTTERSHY IMPERSONATION ACTIVATED!
Disclaimer: Um...I own nothing...I really don't...oh wait, except Gold, the Eon, the plot, and the mini-plots. All OCs belong to their...respective...or is it respectful...I forget, but...they belong to their respectful owners...sorry if I got that wrong...
Gold the Fox...presents...or is it shows...
Complete Chaos...the Good Kind! Not the bad chaos...cause that's bad...
Chapter...8, I think...: The Prank of the Pie
There is a language in Equestrian society that arises always once every year, and it also occasionally rears its head in different places of the year. It's an ancient language passed down by generation by generation of ponies. This language, is the language of pranks. With that thought in your head, let's move onto the main cast. Gold was once again in Twilight's place of residence, on a laptop that he bought himself so he didn't always have to borrow Rainbow Dash's. You could see reflected off of his eyes the page of YouTube and a video was playing. While watching this video, the door creaked open and in walked Aura, bored out of his mind. He noticed Gold staring intently on the screen and decided to ask about it.
"Hey Gold." he said.
Gold still had his face glued to the computer screen, "Hi Aura."
Aura just paced around a bit, whistling the tune of a certain theme of a certain show that is in a certain story that a certain you is reading.
"So, watcha doing?" Aura asked curiously.
"Watching a video. What does it look like?" Gold said, still staring at the screen.
"Well, what are you watching?"
"What is this, Dr. Aura? You gonna ask about my feelings next?" Gold said.
"No." Aura said simply.
Gold took a sigh and answered the original question, "It's something called Ponies the Anthology Three."
"I don't understand why you of all people watch videos on the Internet about the ponies when you are literally in the world of talking ponies." Aura said, rolling his eyes.
"Well in this world of talking ponies, you can't ride a train with the Thomas the Tank Engine them song in the background and the train has the head of Fluttershy on it. On the Internet, you can." Gold said, looking back at Aura while pointing at the computer screen.
Blade suddenly walked in, for no reason. Actually there was a reason, the reason is CAUSE I SAID SO!
"Hey Aura, Gold." Blade greeted the two.
Blade looked at the computer screen with a tilted head and saw the scene Gold had described before.
"See? Fluttershy train. Not possible here." Gold said, still pointing at the screen.
"I would ride that train until it falls off the tracks." Blade muttered, slightly dumbstruck.
"What was that Blade?" Aura said with a smirk.
"Nothing! Uh...nothing...uh...fus ro dah?" Blade panicked.
"Whatever..." Aura waved it off but came back to the joke. "Flutterblade."
"SHUT IT!"
"Hey, we are in someone's house. Indoor voices." Gold said, continuing to watch the video.
"She's isn't even here! Speaking of Twilight, where has she been? It's been, what a month now?" Aura asked.
"I don't know, am I the unicorn's keeper?" Gold asked.
"Kinda." Blade answered with a smirk.
"Shut it."
"Well, with that wonderful Internet of yours that likes random things like blood thirsty Pinkie and trains with Fluttershy's head on them, why don't you look up what she is doing with Celestia?" Aura suggested.
"Great idea, cause the Internet is full of amazing answers!" Gold said sarcastically and paused the video and opened a new tab which took forever to load. "Stupid Explorer."
Gold opened up Google on the new tab and typed in 'Twilight and Princess Celestia'. Behind him waiting were Aura and Blade, conversing about the Fluttershy train. To Gold's misfortune, when he typed into Google, he accidentally hit the images option. Gold looked at the page and his pupils grew to the size of saucers and he slammed his computer shut.
"Whoa, what was that about?" Aura asked.
"Never again will I search anything involving two ponies into Google Images." Gold said, staring into space.
"What was on there?" Blade asked.
"Only one thing could describe it accurately without the author changing the rating." Gold said, putting up one finger for emphasis.
"Sad?"
"Disturbing?"
"Nope."
"Then what?" Both Aura and Blade asked.
"Rule 34."
"...oh..." Blade and Aura said.
"I'll burn my eyes out later, but why are you two here again?" Gold asked the two hedgehogs.
"I got here because I was bored." Aura said, shrugging his shoulders.
"I came here for two reasons. One, the author said so. Two, I want to tell you guys that Pinkie is holding a pie eating contest and the winner gets a huge bit reward!" Blade announced.
"A bit reward you say?" Aura said, intrigued.
"Yeah, I plan on winning so I can buy something for Flutters."
"I can try to win to get something for Twilight, if she ever gets home."
"AND I CAN GET SOMETHING FOR AJ IF I WIN!" Aura accidentally shouted.
The three present realized what they all said and looked at each other.
"We never talk about this again." they all said simultaneously.
A crowd of ponies were standing below a stage that had a long table and a couple of chairs. Conversation and ruckus were loud in the crowd but ponies started to quiet down when the MC showed up on a podium. And the MC was, you guessed it, the one and only, the unique, the funniest of the ponies, the...
"Can you get on with my name mister author!"
Quite right, it was Pinkie. There you happy?
"I'm always happy silly!" Pinkie said at the podium.
The crowd was absolutely silent as Pinkie accidentally talked to herself into the microphone.
"Why is she talking to herself!" one pony yelled in the crowd.
"Anyway, welcome everypony to the annual Equestria Pie Eating Contest!" she introduced the competition.
The crowd roared in excitement.
"This time we have some giant animals to eat pies! I welcome Gold, Blade, Aura, Nia, and Bright! But don't worry we have one of our own here, Alex will be competing today!" Pinkie yelled into the microphone.
The crowd roared in excitement as the contestants came out and sat in the chairs in front of the table.
"I'm sorry but can we have another round of applause for Alex for being the only pony up here!" Pinkie said and was met with a huge clapping of hooves for Alex.
"Whoa, tough crowd." Gold whispered as everypony cheered for Alex.
"You all have ten minutes to eat as many pies as possible. READY, SET, SPAGHETTI-OS!"
Everyone was going to start eating but they noticed Pinkie didn't say go.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH, I got you! Ready, set, go!" Pinkie said laughing and the competition began.
Everyone went into a steady pace of eating pies to start with the crowd roaring with excitement and anticipation. Alex saw that he needed to get a head start and had Golden Dawn pop out of his bag and whispered a few things to her and she started eating pies too. Gold looked over at him and saw the move and stopped for a moment to tell Pinkie.
"Hey, that isn't fair! He is using his child to help!" Gold said, pointing at Alex with a mouth full of pie.
"No, I'm not!" Alex argued.
"I didn't say there were any rules now Gold were there?" Pinkie yelled in the microphone, blasting Gold's eardrums.
"Yeah, but-"
"NO BUTS, ONLY FLANKS! NOW GET EATING THEM PIES GOLDIE!" Pinkie yelled again and Gold kicked into high gear to eat the pies.
Over with Nia, she was struggling to keep up the pace of when she started. She then thought of a somewhat grueling but effective idea. She used her time control powers to speed up the digestion of the pies in her stomach. Ew, but it did work. Her stomach would rumble sometimes but she ignored it and went back to eating pies. With Bright, it was kinda hard for her to eat a pie since she was a phoenix and had only a small beak to eat with. Nonetheless, she picked up a pie in its tin and dropped the pie into her beak, missing most of it and it getting everywhere. What a mess. It was nearing the end of the competition when suddenly Blade screamed, slightly girly, after eating a pie and fainted. Gold tilted his head to see what was in the tin and saw a piece of fake hair that looked exactly like the color of Fluttershy's hair. Gold chuckled and finished off another pie and then fainted after seeing what was in the bottom of his pie. It was a fake horn, that, you guessed it, looked like Twilight's. With those two out-of-the-way, the winner was in the clear.
"THE WINNER IS AURA!"
A mixture of boos and congrats came from the crowd as the full Aura stood up and raised his hand in victory and then walked over to Pinkie for his reward.
"Alright Pinkie, SHOW ME THE MONEY!" Aura said excited.
Pinkie had a big smile on her face, worrying Aura a bit. Speaking of a bit, Pinkie put her hoof out and dropped one bit into Aura's hand.
"That's it?" Aura said, turning the bit in his hand and even biting it to make sure it was real.
"I said a bit reward! What did you think I was going to give you a lot of bits!" Pinkie said with the smile on her face and she fell down laughing.
Aura took the bit and threw it into the crowd and walked away very full and very mad.
"I hate pie..."
AND THE PIE EATING CONTEST WAS A TROLL BY PINKIE, THE MASTER OF TROLLS!
Pinkie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PINKIE ALWAYS WINS!
Most of the time, yes. Now next chapter, we have...
Bello
Krain
Unknown
Night
Xavier
Red
That is a very...mismash of characters we got! It's gonna be GREEEEEEEEEEEEEAT! Thank you for reading and reviewing, I hope I made you laugh, leave a review if you want, and RANDOM PHRASE TIME!
DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT PLENTY OF BANANAS!