HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO EVERYONE! Gold here, with some more CRAZINESS! Last time we randomly chose, we got: Bello, Krain, Unknown, Night, Xavier, and Red! I got a funny idea that I came up with watching some television! It is going to be great! To the reviews, YAY!

Ted the Saiyanwolf: I actually despise bananas XD

Flutterlikeanangel: Um...wut? XD

Mario21275: Yes, I did use your idea. I made you laugh uncontrollably, MISSION COMPLETE!

Captain: PINKIE, DA BEST TROLL EVA! I'll watch it after I finish. Yes, I have a good idea for you two.

BADA55: DAW, I should have done those XD

Meteor: YAY FOR TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIINNNNNNNNNG! WAIT NO LONGER IT IS HERE!

Grabarc: *gives free pie* THERE YAH GO! Ehhhhhh, wasn't planning on doing any permanent shippings...there will be references to them, but permanent ones...

Tail: Oh...that's why...good job XD Give some some Yuri shippers a break, 75% of the population of Equestria is female. Still hate it though.

Bello: Hey, there you are! Instead of chess, how about a different game...

Sora: NAME CHANGE! WAIT IM ON FIRE! AH! PUT ME OUT!

Glimpse: DAMN YOU'RE GOOD? I'M THE ONE THAT MADE THE JOKE XD

BaconLettuceTomatoSwag: Um...NAME CHANGE! AND IT'S RANDOM, I LIKE IT! Here's a brief summary of what's going on...ready? Here we go. RANDOMNESS! There you go! It isn't necessary to read every chapter because every chapter is completely random and there is no HUGE storyline, just fun little random chapters. Hm...another OC...I'll think about adding.

Galaxy Sonic: I actually don't like bananas XD I just thought of a random fruit and that's the first to my mind.

Newplayer100 (guest review): No worries. OMG YES PINKIE IS ED XD

Werewolf: Um...a dart contest? Also, you might as well just say poop instead of dung if you are going to put ultra and mega 20 times before the word. I will not be making them roll in poop.

Alex: Thanks man, I will have to talk to you about your story.

THE CREATOR: Ah yes, I've seen you and Bronysonicfan0000 chatting on that Q&A thing. Thanks for thinking that about my story. You should get an account on here, just to make it easier for people on here to contact you. Stephan Shorko...let me see here...*looks on YouTube*...OHMYGOSH, you are the guy that did that sprite animation, Worlds Collide! I watched that! Dude, that's awesome. Is there some way I can contact you about animations, like get an account on here or maybe a Skype? I want to talk to you about your animations.

Alright folks, LET'S DO THIS THING! LET'S PLAY...

GOLD DA FAHX PREZENTS...

CUMPLEET CHAOS, THE GEWD KIND

Chapter 9: The Feud

"WELCOME EVERYPONY TO..."

It was Pinkie. She was standing on a big stage with lights everywhere. In front of her, a big crowd of ponies, some holding up signs saying different things. One sign said 'Changelings are people too'. For what reason, who the heck knows. Behind Pinkie was a giant board and on the sides of the stage were two long table-like podiums, one on each side. There were two small score keeper things on the podiums, one on each side.

"FAIMIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLY FEUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" Pinkie yelled into a microphone.

The crowd erupted in a roar of celebratory screams and yells. That's right everyone, I'm having them play Family Feud.

"Hello everypony, my name is Pinkie Pie, BUT YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY, DIDN'T YAH!"

The crowd roared with many 'yes's and 'no duh's.

"So today, Equestria has randomly decided to have some Family Feud action, the game where the points don't matter...oh wait, wrong game. How did we found out about this game? THE INTERNET OF COURSE!" Pinkie said and continued. "So we are being helped by the lovely Princess Luna today as our contestant grabber and security. Say hello everypony!"

The crowd turned slightly to the right to see the Princess of the Night, Luna. Most of the crowd waved and cheered for her appearance. But there was one very brave and stupid pony that yelled something else.

"HEY MOONBUTT!"

And then that pony was promptly sent to the Moon by Luna. Poor guy.

"And that, folks, is what happens when you mess with Luna. Another thing to say, we are live on televisions all over Equestria so don't say anything stupid or something that could hurt other ponies' feelings.

"HEY SHOULDN'T ZECORA BE THE HOST OF FAMILY FEUD, CAUSE SHE IS PARTLY..."

"NO RASCIST STATEMENTS!" Pinkie yelled into the microphone.

And that pony who made that statement was sent to the moon. Hope those two become friends up there.

"Like I said, don't do anything stupid. NOW, LUNA, GET OUR GUESTS PLEASE!" Pinkie yelled excitedly.

"I am a princess, Pinkie, you don't just tell me what to do!" Luna argued.

"Do it please, or I'll go all Cupcakes on you." Pinkie said quite seriously at first but then putting on a huge grin afterward.

Luna looked scared as hell, almost everypony had read or watched the Cupcakes thing. Smile had also gone around but it died out quickly. After Cupcakes spread around, an oral rule was set in place. Don't argue with Pinkie. Even though Pinkie never did the stuff in Cupcakes, ponies thought she would.

"Right...sorry." Luna said horn glowing, ready to teleport.

The room was engulfed in light as Luna did a teleportation spell. When the light stopped, six figures were standing, two on one side, the other four on the other side. The two figures who were on the right were Unknown and Xavier.

"Uh...Dad, how did we get here?" Xavier asked, looking at the cheering crowd.

Unknown looked around and saw Pinkie and gave a wave at her, "Xavier, Pinkie is involved. You know what that means."

Xavier let out a sigh and talked like he had said this phrase before, "Don't question the pink one."

"Right. Now look around, what does it look like?"

Xavier looked closely at the stage he was on.

"Seems like a game show of sorts. Ah right, Family Feud!" Xavier said, recognizing the stage and setting.

"Right, now who are our opponents?"

On the other side, the four figures turned out to be Bello, Krain, Night and Red. They were looking around confused as hell.

"How did we get here?" Bello asked.

"Who knows. Who cares." Night said, crossing his arms and closing his eyes from all the bright lights.

"Pinkie." Red said, pointing at the pink pony.

"That explains this. Well, what are we doing here, Pinkie?" Krain asked, slightly agitated from being disturbed from his meditation.

"Family Feud, silly!" Pinkie said, hopping up and down with a GIGANTIC smile on her face.

"We aren't even a family!" Krain complained.

"Does it matter? I mean, does it really?" Night said, not giving one damn.

"I suppose it doesn't..." Krain said.

"Look guys, this is Family Feud, we can win money from this. We are all pretty smart, so this should be a breeze, alright?" Bello said, putting some enthusiasm into the subject.

"Wait, we can win money from this shenanigan?" Red asked, slightly excited.

"Of course silly, the winner gets a ton of bits!" Pinkie said.

"Okay, more interested." Red said, ready to play.

"Maybe I can use these bits to get a train to out of here." Night said, rather cynically.

"Um, I hate to rain on the game, Pinkie, but isn't the game played with five people on each team?" Krain asked.

The crowd buzzed with the same question and murmurs.

"Hush down everyone, my producer has everything covered! We have more players!" Pinkie said, silencing the crowds from their buzzing.

"Well, who is it!" somepony yelled from the crowd.

"Well, let me see." Pinkie said.

Pinkie randomly no-clipped through the ground and then came back up with some papers in her hooves.

"On Unknown and Xavier's team we have...Spike, Derpy, and Vinyl!"

The crowd roared as the mentioned people teleported in from who knows where. Derpy and Vinyl looked confused, but Spike didn't really care, since he was used to Pinkie's antics.

"And we only need one pony on the other team, so...I happily welcome, Princess...wait, wait the producers made a spelling mistake, hold on." Pinkie said, and put her hoof up to her ear to speak to the little microphone that connected to the producers. "You made a spelling mistake...uh huh...wait it isn't a spelling mistake, cause that is totally a spelling mistake...uh huh...you sure, the princess could get mad over saying her name wrong...alright, if you are wrong, you are fired and sent to the moon."

Pinkie put her hoof down and addressed the crowd with a clearing of her throat, "Give it up for Princess...Trollestia..."

BUMMMM BUMMMMM BUMMMMMMMMM! Princess Celestia teleported in on the other team, but it wasn't Celestia. It was Trollestia. Yes, I so did that.

"Hello, my royal subjects, have you all had your daily banana today?" she addressed the crowd, which some of the crowd shouted in an affirmative tone.

"Alright, the teams are set, let's get ready to play...THE FEUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDD!" Pinkie finally said and some background music played while the crowd went berserk. "Give me Unknown and give me Night!"

Unknown and Night did what they were told and went up to the buzzing podium in the middle of the room.

"First ten answers on the board, oh wait, forgot to say something!" Pinkie said, pausing the game for a bit. "All questions have something to do with frequently asked questions in the community."

"What community?" Night asked.

"THE community, silly." Pinkie said.

"Yeah, duh, Night." Unknown said, in a 'duh' fashion.

"Anyway, top ten answers, we asked one hundred people on the Internet, who is best pony?"

Unknown was quick to react and pressed the button. Unfortunately, Unknown is Unknown, meaning he is very random.

"BRAEBURN!"

"Um...Braeburn?" Pinkie said, and was met from a giant red 'X' on the board.

Night went up to his microphone, "Fluttershy."

The answer was number one on the board and Night decided to play. (A/N In a recent survey, Fluttershy was voted best pony. Wikipedia, for the win.) The rest was pretty easy, just naming the rest of the Mane 6. Problem was that after them, the team had no idea what the names of some of the other ponies were. They eventually hit three 'X's after saying nonsense generic pony names and the question was stolen by Unknown's team. Xavier luckily said a name of an actual pony living there and got the points for the round. The next round came and the points were doubled. Unknown's team got the first one and played it to get the whole round without question.

"I know, traditional Family Feud is played in four rounds and then a bonus round, but we are changing it up! This third round is the last round, first to three hundred wins, and the points in this round are not tripled, not whatever fourtuple is called, oh no, it is OCTUPLED!" Pinkie said, receiving oohs and ahhs from the crowd.

Spike and Red went up and sadly for Red, Spike got the first one. They played it but sadly they failed in three 'X's. The question was passed to Night's team. And the person, or should I say, the pony that had to answer for the steal was Princess Trollestia. If she got it right, they would win automatically. Princess Trollestia thought long and hard (A/N someone call Molestia...) about her answer and said the first thing on her mind.

"BANANAS!"

The rest of the team face-palmed, thinking they had just lost because of Trollestia's trolling answer. However, the sound of bells and whistle played and triumphant music came on in the background. The question WAS ABOUT FRUIT AND TROLLESTIA SAID BANANAS! The crowd roared with amazement as the team that won celebrated. Night and Red went up to Pinkie for the money.

"So, Pinkie, where is the dough?" Red said, hungrily holding out his hands and closed his eyes to make the money a surprise.

He suddenly felt the weight of about a ton on his arms and struggled to hold it up. It was one GIANT bit.

"I told you guys, you get a ton of a bit!" Pinkie said, laughing at her troll again.

"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"THAT'S ALL FOLKS!" a pig came out of no where and yelled into the microphone.

TROLLING PINKIE STRIKES AGAIN! YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED, FAMILY FEUD STYLE!

Pinkie: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

RANDOM CHOOSING TIME! WE HAVE:

ANTI-SORA

GOLD

GLIMPSE

GRABARC

UNKNOWN

TAYLOR

ALRIGHT KIDDIES, I WILL SEE YOU NEXT TIME! Thanks for reading and reviewing, leave a review if you LAUGHED YOUR BUTT OFF, and...RANDOMMMMMM PHRASE TIME!

IF YOUR CANOE IS STUCK IN A TREE WITH THE HEADLIGHTS ON, HOW MANY PANCAKES DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE MOON?