HELLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL EVERYONE! GOLD THE FLIPPING, FREAKING, MOTHER TRUCKING FOX HERE TO BRING YOU GUYS ANOTHER CHAPTER OF COMPLETE CHAOS! Last time, these people were chosen: Anti-Sora, Gold, Glimpse, Grabarc, Unknown and Taylor! LET'S GET THIS STARTED WITH THE REVIEWS!
Glimpse: DANG IT, can't remember what that reference was from! I know it too!
Ted the Saiyanwolf: YOU WILL BECOME AFRAID, VERY AFRAID!
Mario21275: NO SENSE ALLOWED NEAR THIS STORY! *throws frying pan*
BADA: IT'S TIME FOR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMILY FEUD!
Bello: OOOOOOOO, I like that idea! GONNA USE IT!
Aura: I think it was from a video that Trollestia got associated with bananas, with like the banana song...BUT WHO THE HELL CARES! RANDOM BANANANANANANANAANANANANANANS!
Meteor: PINKIE FLIPS THE STONES AND THEN THROWS THEM AT PEOPLE, SHE DOESN'T JUST FLIP THEM!
Tail: YAY FOR NEW PHONE! Yeah I need to start studying hard too...got a college level exam to do in like 5 days, and I'm only in high school :P WATCH WHAT! WHAT IS IT!
Grabarc: KEEP LAUGHING, FOREVERRRRRRRRRR! FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Sora: DINGDINGDING! CORRECT! HA! I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE WITH THE WATER BUCKET! NOW GET ME A DAMN TOWEL!
Flutterlikeanangel: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!
Captain: What the heck are those things! Also, I DO NOT KNOW THAT REFERENCE, ARGHHHHHHHH!
Werewolf: No that isn't any better. That's disturbing still.
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GoLd ThE fOx PrEsNtS...
CoMpLeTe ChAoS: tHe GoOd KiNd
ChApTeR 10: Fight for Dominance and Breakfast
Gold was sleeping on Twilight's couch, something that had become the normal for him for the past couple of months. For him, it was quite lonely there. Well to his knowledge at least it was to his knowledge. Upstairs, Glimpse was actually staying at Twilight's too. Gold hadn't went up there because, well, he didn't really feel comfortable being up there where Twilight's room was. Glimpse could care less and actually was sleeping in her room, right on her bed. Well it was morning now, Celestia's sun rising in the east. Or is it the west? Or the east? You know what, since I can't figure it out, I'll say the sun is rising from the weast. Annnnnnnyway, the sun was rising and hit one of Gold's legs that was falling off the couch, warming it up and making Gold start to stir. The sunlight stayed there for a while, getting hotter and hotter until it started smoking. Gold woke up, tossing and turning to stare at his leg and the sunlight.
"Okay, I'm awake, stop it now." Gold said to the inanimate sunlight and his own leg, the sunlight receding once he said that.
The door bell rung once. And then again. And again. And again.
"IF YOU ARE AWAKE THIS EARLY AND RINGING THE DOORBELL THAT MUCH, YOU BETTER HAVE SOME WAFFLES FOR ME OR SOMETHING!" Gold yelled, trudging to the door and opening it to see a face that we haven't seen for a LOOOOOONG TIME.
"I can ring my own doorbell multiple times when I feel like it."
"TWILIGHT! Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...you are back!" Gold said with a smile, and then yawning afterward.
"Yes, I am. Very observant of you." she said sarcastically, walking past him into her own house.
She jumped onto her own couch and took a breath of relief. "Library sweet home."
Gold looked a bit out the door, looking around outside for something or someone.
"Say Twilight, where is Spike?" Gold asked curiously.
Twilight took a deep gasp when she realized something, "I FORGOT HIM WITH CELESTIA." and she immediately started heading toward the door.
"Woah, slow down, you just got here. I'll make some breakfast for us and then we can go pick up Spike." Gold said, closing the door slowly.
"Oh, he's gonna be so..."
"He'll be fine, just bring him an emerald or a picture of Rarity or something and he'll cool down." Gold said, waving off the worry of Spike being really mad.
"Ok...if you insist..."
"YO, Gold, heard you mention waffles, you have some?" Glimpse asked, coming down the stairs.
"GLIMPSE, THE HELL YOU DOING HERE!" Gold said, surprised he came from upstairs.
"I've been living up there this whole time, and you haven't known?" Glimpse said, holding in a laugh.
"I had no idea..." Gold said, and then Glimpse started laughing.
"Well then..." Twilight muttered while they talked.
"Oh...hey...Twilight. Nice to see you back." Glimpse said, calming down a bit.
"Glad to be back."
"Right. So," Glimpse said, clapping his hands together. "What's on today's agenda?"
"Well, I was just about to make breakfast for me and Twilight, and then go pick up Spike from Canterlot." Gold said his own schedule.
"Oooo, Canterlot, may I join?" Glimpse asked.
"Well..."
"I'm sure we and the princesses wouldn't mind..."
"Great!" Glimpse said, satisfied.
"Hey...uh, Glimpse...mind talking to me for a minute, in slight private?" Gold asked.
"Uh, sure..."
Gold and Glimpse walked out the back door to talk.
"What's up?" Glimpse asked.
"Well, I don't know if you should come to Canterlot with us..."
"Why not?" Glimpse asked.
"Well...you see...I kinda want to be with Twi, you know, alone?"
"That sounds slightly dirty..."
"NO! NOT LIKE THAT! I just want to you know...
"Ooooooo, you want to..."
"DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE. No! I want to be with her, you know, ask her out."
"Ooooo, you like her, eh?"
"Yeah, yeah I do."
"That's funny."
"What's so funny?"
"It's gonna be hard to ask her out and love her."
"Why you say that?"
"...cause I like her too..." Glimpse said.
On some random grassy hill...
"Check." Grabarc said, ending his move with a move of his rook.
"HOW? IT'S ONLY THE SECOND TURN!" Taylor complained.
"I'm just that good, baby." Grabarc said.
"Don't. Call. Me. That."
"Right, right, continue." Grabarc said, motioning with his tail
While she was taking her move in the game of chess, she asked a question, "I wonder why we keep playing games all the time? Like we are being forced..."
"Eh, I don't know. I can ask Pinkie about it later."
"How would Pinkie Pie know anything?"
"She knows. EVERYTHING."
"Right, forgot that. There. Your move."
Back at Twilight's...
"Um...what?" Gold asked, very confused.
"I kinda like Twilight." Glimpse restated.
"Alright, alright, let's both stay cool. We settle this like men. I take Twilight, you go take somepony else, deal?"
"Um, no." Glimpse simply put.
"Um, yeah."
"No. I got her."
"No. You got..."
"DON'T YOU DARE SAY HER NAME!"
"Then stay away from Twilight."
"No. You."
"Glimpse, I'm the one for Twilight."
"I beg to differ."
"You know what? I'm going in there and I'm making her breakfast and I'm making MY move." Gold said, pointing a thumb at himself before running inside.
"NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!" Glimpse yelled, running inside too.
Inside, Gold was randomly grabbing some supplies to make waffles when Glimpse burst through the door. Gold had some flour in his hand, so Glimpse knocked it out of his hand into Gold, the white flour getting all over Gold and the floor.
"Um..." Twilight said, looking on.
"Sorry, honest accident." Glimpse called, mixing the batter for the waffles while Gold brushed himself off.
So that's how you wanna play, Gold thought to himself. He grabbed the syrup from the cabinet that was used for the waffles and popped the top off with his thumb and went toward the unsuspecting Glimpse. He started to pour the sticky syrup onto Glimpse's head, getting all in his quills. Glimpse stood there with an angry face, hoping Twilight would see Gold doing that on purpose.
"WHOOPS! Just trying to add some preliminary syrup to the batter, move outta the way Glimpse, haha!" Gold joked, getting all suspicion out of the way so Twilight wouldn't see.
After the contents were empty, Gold threw away the canister and kept cooking while Glimpse was looking around for something. He found what he was looking for, a very long Italian baguette. He took it in his hands and prepared to hit Gold upside the head and did, making Gold back off the stove.
"Just reminding Gold to add some bread for flavor!"
Gold looked behind him and found a similar baguette and picked up and stared at Glimpse.
"Engarde."
Back to chess...
Taylor was being cornered in every side in the game of chess, getting checked almost every move. Grabrac was suspiciously good. Very good.
"Listen Taylor, let's make a deal."
"Oh gosh, not another game show."
"No, not that, a deal. I'll let you win if you let me go into a bush."
"A bush? What the heck...NO! NOOONONONONONON! YOU PERVERT!"
"Do it or I'll win right now!"
"In your perverted dreams, I ain't losing! We both are!" Taylor said, and then whistled using her fingers.
Anti came running from the bottom of the hill, carrying a chainsaw and laughing with a fake manical laugh. He reached the top and started cutting up the table and the chess set with his chainsaw, it ripping through the wood easily. He stopped after everything was destroyed and threw the chainsaw down the hill and started to roll down the hill like a log would on the opposite side. Grabarc looked flabbergasted.
"Checkmate." Taylor said, before walking off.
Back to the fight of the baguettes...
The fight with the Italian bread was going on for minutes on end, Glimpse having a slight advantage due to his swordsmanship skills. Twilight was busy reading a book. Then a snap could be heard. When the baguettes hit each other, they snapped in half, making them minuscule. Gold and Glimpse looked at each other before dropping their bread weapons.
"Settle this the old-fashioned way."
"Bring it, you Eon-sucking scum."
They leaped at each other and formed one of those dust cloud fight scenes like in cartoons, random sounds coming out of it. Meanwhile, Tails just walked into the library and saw Twilight and gave a wave, she waving back with her hoof. Tails pointed toward the dust cloud fight, wondering what was going on, which Twilight shrugged at.
"So, Twilight?" Tails asked, slightly muffled from the sounds and shouts of the quarrel happening meanwhile.
"Yeah?"
"You doing anything today?"
"I gotta go get Spike from Canterlot, if that's anything."
"Oh, cool. Mind if I...you know...tag along?" Tails asked nervously.
"Yeah, that would be nice." she answered, putting down her book and walking out the front door with Tails.
The fight in the background continued but suddenly stopped, with Glimpse pulling one of Gold's tails and Gold having one of his feet in Glimpse's mouth.
"Wait."
"What! What the heck do you want!" Glimpse said, spitting out Gold's foot.
Gold sniffed the air a bit before answering, "She isn't here anymore."
"How do you know what she smells like?!" Glimpse asked.
"Quiet, I have my ways." Gold said, before zooming to the window to see Tails and Twilight walking away, Tails smiling while Twilight was laughing.
Glimpse ran up to the window too and pushed Gold out of the way slightly to see through the window.
"Ooooo..."
"I think Tails just stole our dreams..."
Suddenly, we can see Unknown, watching televison with the remote in his hand, watching Gold and Glimpse staring out the window. Unknown kept watching the two stare mindlessly out the window, before turning toward the audience, looking away from the TV and toward the back of the couch he was sitting on.
"That folks, is why, Tails and Twilight are the best ship ever."
GET IT CAPTAIN! IS IT IRONIC OR WHAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I've been planning this one for a while now, it WAS HILARIOUS for me to type and hopefully for you to read. NEXT ON THE RANDOM TRAIN WE HAVE...
METEOR
ENSIS
BRIGHT
AURA
KRAIN
GLIMPSE
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! NEW PEOPLE! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! Thank you for reading and reviewing, I hope I made you laugh, and RANDOM PHRASE TIMMEEMMEEMEMEEEEM, GO!
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