HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLLOOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOOOLOLOLO EVERYBODY OR EVERYPONY OR WHATEVER! Gold here with another RANDOM AND CRAZY chapter of Complete Chaos! THIS CHAPTER WE HAVE: Meteor, Ensis, Bright, Aura, Krain, and Glimpse. I AM READY FOR THE RANDOMNESS! TO THE REVIEWS!

Captain: CRUD STILL GOTTA WATCH THAT VIDEO!

Glimpse: RANDOM INSANITY, THE BEST KIND OF INSANITY!

Grabarc: YOU'VE BEEN C*** BLOCKED! DENIEDDDDDDDDDD!

Meteor: I thought that Tails idea would be hilarious XD KEEP LAUGHING!

Flutterlikeanangel: I don't see where I made a Three Musketeers reference, but okay XD IGNORE DA HATERZ! LOVE AND TOLERATE!

BADA55: I got some plans for you Ensis...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Sora: YAY FOR STOPPING THE PERVERT! EVERYONE DOES!

Ted the Saiyanwolf: GOTTA LOVE THE CLASSICS! I should make Discord my partner in crime for this story XD

TomboyGirl123: HAI TBG!

Christian Wolf99: WHY ALL THE NAME CHANGES! AH! The basketball thing, maybe, but the cleaning the bathroom toilets with their tongues? THIS IS RANDOMNESS NOT LET'S MAKE PEOPLE DO DISGUSTING THINGS! Don't MENTION FARTING, POOPING, FARTING ON ANYONE'S FACE, CLEANING DISGUSTING THINGS WITH THEIR TONGUES, OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! KEEP IT RANDOM!

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Chapter 11: Advice to Take and Not

"So that's when I said, hey look, a moose!" Glimpse said, finishing up a funny story he was telling Aura as they were walking to who knows where.

"That...wasn't funny...at all..." Aura said.

"Oh what, do you have something funnier than that!" Glimpse said.

"Hey Glimpse and Aura!" someone said, running to them.

"Hey Ensis, want to hear my story about..." Glimpse started to say to Ensis.

"No time! Looking for Blade! Have you two seen him?" Ensis said frantically, looking around like a maniac.

"Ensis, don't you think maybe Blade isn't with you because you keep chasing him?" Aura said.

"Maybe...why, do you have any advice on what I should do?" Ensis asked.

"Well I think..." Aura said until he got his mouth covered by Glimpse.

"Yeah we do, let me just talk to my co-love expert over here, Mr. Aura." Glimpse motioned and made Aura and himself turn around with their back facing Ensis.

"Glimpse, what are you doing!?" Aura whispered.

"Let's have a little fun with this, shall we? We can prank Blade and Ensis at the same time!" Glimpse whispered back, mischievously.

"Are you sure? I think we should actually help..."

"NO! This is Complete Chaos, nothing goes as normal. Now let's start this prank." Glimpse said and turned back around.

"Well? You come up with anything good?" Ensis asked curiously.

"Well, we did in fact. We know a lot about Blade, so we can help you. First thing you need to do is go and find Blade, he is probably sleeping in Fluttershy's cottage, and take his swords. Find a way to dye them pink." Glimpse said, trying to act as serious as possible.

"And have Rarity bedazzle it." Aura added.

"Um, I don't know if he would like that..." Ensis said with uncertainty.

"Relax Ensis, we know what we are doing. Blade LOVES makeovers." Glimpse insisted.

"Alright, I'll come find you two when I'm done." and with that Ensis ran away to do the request.

"Blade is gonna be so pissed..." Aura said, laughing while Glimpse was finally able to laugh.

Meanwhile, Krain was doing his daily meditation. He sat in complete stillness and in quiet. A small flapping sound of a bird could be heard above him and next to him landed Bright.

"Hey Krain, haven't really talked to you yet, what's up?" the phoenix asked.

All she got in response was the silence.

"Right...so what are you doing?" she asked.

Again, she was met with silence.

"Hey, hello? You listening!"

Silence.

"Hey, I'm talking to you!"

Silence.

"WAKE UP!"

Bright randomly had a frying pan and knocked Krain upside the head with it to get his attention. However, like one of those British officer dudes, he did not budge. Bright did it again with the frying pan and got the same response, which was nothing.

"Really? I hit you with this and you don't move! It is now my destined goal to make you react to me!" Bright said, putting up one of her wings like the President would do at the oath.

Bright flew away momentarily and came back with a big rock between her wings. She slowly lifted it off the ground and BAM! It landed right on Krain's head. Instead of getting him to react, the rock split in two and fell of the sides of his head. Bright got a face of anger and went to go grab more stuff. She grabbed a golf club and took a few swings at his head to no avail. She grabbed some dynamite and set it around him and blew it up. All that happened however is that the ground around Krain stayed intact and the rest made a big crater.

"This looks like a job for PINKIE!" Bright said flying away quickly momentarily before flying back with Pinkie behind her.

"So you want me to make him react to something I do?" Pinkie asked.

"Exactly! Just do something!" Bright pleaded.

"Okie dokie lokie!" Before she bounced off and then came back with a laptop in her mouth.

Pinkie placed the laptop in front of Krain and went to YouTube.

"Let's see...either grim-dark or something Rule 34...hmmm...well this is T rated so grim-dark it is!" Pinkie said before randomly flailing her hooves on the keyboard and somehow managing to load up a video. "I hope Krain likes cupcakes!"

"Hey Glimpssseeeeeee!" Ensis called to the hedgehog, again talking to Aura while taking a walk for no reason.

"Oh there you are Ensis, how did the plan work out?" he asked with anticipation.

"Well I did exactly what you said but he started chasing me after he found out..." Ensis said rather sadly.

"That's good, you got him chasing you! Better than you chasing him!" Aura said, stifling a laugh.

"Right, but now what?" Ensis asked.

"Well, one thing that Blade likes is a good surprise, so I want you to do this." Glimpse began. "Since we have access to Pinkie, go ask her for a real dragon head and go scare Blade with it!"

"Does Pinkie have that?" Ensis asked.

"Apparently she has a quilt made of cutie marks and a necklaces of unicorn horns, that basically signals that she has everything and anything." Aura said.

"No I thought that meant she was crazy..."

"That's besides the point! Just go surprise Blade!" Glimpse urged.

"Right, thanks for the help!" she said jogging away.

"We are such bad people." Aura said.

"No we aren't, we just like being funny and..." Glimpse looked at the audience before saying the next line. "Random."

The video that Krain watched was over.

"Um Pinkie, thanks, but did you actually do that stuff?" Bright said, a bit terrified.

"Of course I did, silly!"

"WHAT?" Bright said, backing off a bit.

"Remember that mirror pool thing? That's where I got the Dashie from!" Pinkie said, hopping a bit.

"Oh, so that wasn't the real Dash?" Bright said, calming down a bit.

"No silly! I wouldn't do that to real Dashie! It was just a clone!" Pinkie explained.

"Oh...why did you record it?"

"It's a little something I like to call...the Internet." Pinkie answered.

"Oh, well, doesn't seem like Krain budged." Bright said, hitting Krain upside the head with her wing.

"Well, I tried, I gotta go bake some cupcakes now, BYE!" Pinkie said before bounding off at light-speed.

"Wait...cupcakes...whatever, I guess everyone has their own thing to like even if it is weird. Anyway, I'm gonna need to pull out the big guns if I'm ever going to make him react." Bright said

Ensis had once again caught up with Glimpse and Aura for more advice.

"So...how'd it go?" Aura asked.

"Well I got the dragon head and surprised him...he kinda leaped threw the ceiling and then threw one of his remodeled swords at the head..." Ensis described the scene.

"Perfect, that's exactly what should have happened. Okay, Ensis, this is it, this is the final step. Are you ready?" Glimpse asked.

"Yes. I want BLADE!" Ensis yelled.

"That's the spirit! Okay, here's what you need to do...go to Pinkie again and ask her for this." Glimpse said and handed Ensis a note, which she looked intriguingly.

"How is this going to help me get Blade?" she asked.

"Trust me he will love it."

Bright flew back to where Krain was still meditating but this time with a different person tagging along. It was Meteor. Without saying anything, Bright pointed toward Meteor and then to the sky and then to the silent Krain. Somehow, Meteor understood her and put both his hands in the air. Suddenly, a meteor started falling from the sky right near Krain's location. It was about to hit him but it suddenly stopped right over his head, still in his eye's gaze. But nothing happened, Krain didn't react, and Krain didn't move. Bright had a long sigh and pointed back up to the sky and Meteor sent the meteor back to the sky. Meteor walked away casually while Bright flew away, spitting out curses for not being able to complete the task. Meanwhile, Krain finally moved. He moved his hands near his ears, taking out some earplugs and then to his eyes and took off these eyesight covers that were made to look like real eyes. He looked around slightly confused.

"Did I miss something?"

Meanwhile at Fluttershy's cottage...

"Hey Flutters, home so soon? Thought you had to tend to some animals in the forest."

"I finished that, but I got a surprise for you..."

"Ooooo a surprise for me! What is it?"

A sound of a zipper is heard.

"SURPRISE BLADE!"

"ENSIS! NO..NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

DONE AND DONE AND DONE AND DONE AND DONE AND DONE AND DDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NEXT WE HAVE:

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