WE'RE BACKKKK. This chapter was written by ArticStorm. ENJOY

I facepalm.

"Someone split them up." I say.

Christina hopped forward and puffed out her chest, before she belly flopped onto Uriah and Zeke. There were girlish squeals, which probably weren't from Chris. The mocha skinned girl dragged herself out of the mass of limbs and trotted back over to me.

"I think...we have...to tag team them." She says in between pants.

Christina grabs a nearby glass of water and pours some of out on her face, and drinks the rest. She gags and the kids start giggling with Lynn sniggering from her view point behind the counter.

"What heck was in that water?"

The kids start laughing.

"It wasn't water Miss Christina." Emily giggles. "Jake peed in that cup."

Christina gags again, and I'm struggling to not laugh. "Why did he pee in that cup? Who told him to?"

The kids blinked and pointed at Lynn. Christina glared and stomped over, and Uriah and Zeke stopped wrestling to watch.

Lynn tried to scramble over the counter, but she couldn't get over: like me, she's too short. Lynn screamed in protest as Christina flung her over her shoulder and carried her back over to the rest of us, dropping her at my feet.

I glared at her. "What do you have to say for yourself?" I ask.

Lynn shrugs. "Dunno." She says, feigning ignorance.

There's a ding from inside her pocket, and she takes out her white, gold-backed iPhone and sniggers.

"When the hell did you take that pic Mar?"

Everyone looks over at Marlene and she just looks at us blankly.

"Oh, you want to know what the picture is." She says after a moment of silence.

She turns her phone screen towards us, so we can see the picture.

It's of Uriah, in his boxers, on a swing in the park, with a bunch of parents and children looking at him, horrified.

Uriah laughs. "I'd hate to be that guy."

All eyes turn to him and Marlene hands him the phone so he can see who it is.

Uriah's jaw drops.

"Nice one bro." Zeke says, slapping his younger brothers back.

Uriah grins. "They looked horrified because they thought I was a mutant, because no one except me can look this sexy."

Marlene plucks her phone out of his hands, grips his ear, twists and drags Uriah away from the rest of us, ignoring Uriah's girly screams of pain.

"Can you help me clean myself up?" Chris asks.

"Sure." I reply.

Lynn is about to shuffle away, then Christina yells at her.

"Don't move a muscle! Or I will sit on you!" Chris threatens, shoving her fake ass in Lynn's face. Lynn shudders.

I grab Christina's wrist and pull her towards the staff room, where she keeps spare clothes and make-up, just in case. She swaps her wet, black t-shirt for a black blouse and her jeans for a pair of shorts, before she started to dry her hair with a hair drier.

She doesn't bother with much make-up, since there's only three hours till we close. Chris says she's taking me shopping once we close up for the day, and that she'll take a few of the girls with us, as Zeke's holding a Candor or Dauntless party, which is basically a truth or dare party.

We head out, and I begin to expect the worse. Normally when I leave anyone but Will and Shauna alone, the daycare goes to hell.

Surprisingly, it's not that bad. Uriah is telling the kids a story from a book that I can't see the title of, and Lynn is bugging Marlene.

"Mar?" Lynn says.

"What?"

Lynn takes her phone out of her pocket. Her white and gold iPhone. I pray they won't start talking about the dress.

"I love my blue and black iPhone." Lynn purrs, showing her phone off.

"I told you to never mention that!" Marlene yells.

"I love my blue and black iPhone." Lynn persists.

Marlene growls and snatches Lynn's iPhone out of her hands and drop kicks it. The phone shattered in mid-air and fell to the ground.

Marlene padded over to it, and picked a shard of glass from the screen up. "I love your shattered iPhone." She purred, smirking.

I'm going to butcher you!" Lynn hissed, putting her face dangerously close to Marlene's. Marlene licked the other girl's nose, and sniggered when Lynn's cheeks went bright pink.

Lynn pounced on Marlene and the two started play-fighting. I sigh and tell Christina to keep an eye on them, and get someone to tidy up the mess Zeke and Uriah made earlier.

I flop down on a nearby pile of bean bags and shut my eyes. Why did my life have to be so crazy?

I feel someone tugging on my sleeve.

"Miss Tris? Can I go talk to my mummy and daddy?"

I open my eyes. It's Four's kid, Emily.

"Of course. Do you want me to come with you?"

Emily grabs my hand and pulls me off the bean bags and practically drags me over to talk to her parents. Lauren looks more disgusted than when she arrived, if that is even possible. But at least Four seems to be enjoying himself, watching Lynn and Marlene's duel to the death, which is just the two of them running at each other with pillows shoved up their shirts.

Lauren lifted Emily over the fence and placed her daughter on her lap.

"Are you having fun sweetie?" Lauren asked.

"Yeah." Emily said happily. "Uripoo read us a really scary story, and Marley and Lynnie had a fight over the dress!"

Lauren frowned. "We'll have to go soon to get dinner though Em. If you want you could come back tomorrow."

Emily cheered. "Guys! I might be coming back tomorrow!"

A few of the kids cheered, including Uriah who had a sliding whistle shoved up his nose and Lynn who was in a headlock getting noogied by Marlene.

"And it seems your dad likes it here too. Don't you Four?"

"Oh, yeah, whatever you say." Four says absentmindedly.

Lauren scowls at me and all the other daycare workers in sight. I try to ignore her but I can't help but scowl back.

"Lynn what color is the dress?!"

Oh god. Not again.

"I don't care!"

Lynn walks past Uriah who is frantically waving a picture of the dreaded dress in her face.

"But what color is it?!"

Lynn knees Uriah where the sun doesn't shine and continues to walk away.

"I still want to know what color you see it as!"

Lynn spins on her heel and stomps back over, looking like she'll murder him.

"Lynn," I say to the raging girl, "think of it this way; what color isn't the dress?"

I think Lynn is going to slam her fist into my face but she relaxes. "I never thought of it that way before."

"Magic." Marlene says, wiggling her fingers in the air.

Four chuckles. "Well, we'd better be going. See you tomorrow?"

"Uh, yeah, sure." I reply shyly.

"Great."

I look over my shoulder as Four and his family leave, Emily yelling her goodbyes to all the other kids and the daycare workers.

"And Peter said we scare away business." Marlene grins.

"Well Mar, when you look like this, you can't expect people to stay away." Uriah boasts, earning him a smack on the head.

"Let's just go look after the rest of the kids." I suggest, and we jog back over.

"Hiya kids!" Uriah yells, making the kids scream. "I have a sliding whistle!"

He starts blowing into the whistle through his nose and Christina looks at him weirdly.

"And you said my Nicki Minaj butt was weird." Chris huffs.

"That's because it was." I argue