Hello! WE'RE BACK! Sorry it took us so long, I had a few setbacks, but those are all solved.

This chapter was written by me (divergentloverxoxo) so enjoy.

Tris pov

"Common all ya pansycakes! IT'S PARTY TIME!" Uriah shouts, pulling out the liquor. "Those pansycake parents should be here…soon." Uriah mumbles, and Lynn groans. "Stop using that word!" Lynn snaps, and Uriah rolls his eyes.

Today is Friday night, AKA: party night. We decided to invite the new parents, and trust me, that wasn't my idea… I look at Uri, and see him patting his stomach. "Damn, Uriah. You're getting fat." I say, and he gasps. "Damn, Tris. You're… um. Oh! You're getting shorter." He says, parading around the room. I make my mouth into a straight line, and open my mouth. But the doorbell interrupts my clever comeback. "IT'S OPEN!" Zeke yells, and we hear the door open. "Hun, are you sure you want to be here?" I hear a feminine voice ask. Lauren. "Of course, we need to get to know them anyways."

Four and Lauren enter in the nice sized living room. "What are we even doing here tonight?" Lauren asks, her voice sounding awfully snobby. "Well we're playing strip candor or dauntless, never have I ever, and probably some more stuff…" Christina answers, and Lauren nods. I keep seeing Four glance at me, and I start to wonder what the hell is wrong with me, because when people stare at me, it's either I look hot, or I look freaking ugly.

"Okay, pansycakes…" Uriah sings, but he gets cut off.

"Shut the hell up with the pansycake crap!" Christina shouts, and Uriah mumbles something. "Dang, someone's being a cranky… never mind. Okay, so everyone in a circle, on da floor." Uriah says, acting like he has some swag, which let me tell you, he has none. "Okay, so does everyone know how to play?" Shauna asks, and Lauren shakes her head. "Nope."

"Okay, well. It's basically truth or dare, but if you refuse the dare, or don't answer the truth, then you take off a piece of clothing." Zeke explains, and we begin our game.

"Okay, my house I go first." Zeke says. "Brother, candor or dauntless?"

"Dauntless, duh!" Uriah shouts, and Zeke smirks. "Hmm, oh I got it. Call Peter, and tell him you're gay and that you've had a thing for him." Uriah hesitates, but he pulls out his phone. He dials Peter's number, and waits. "What is it, Uriah?" Peter asks, his voice hinting annoyance. "Well, um you see… Here it goes, Peter I'm gay, and I've had a thing for you all along." Uriah says, and hangs up. "Uri! We were supposed to see what he said." Marlene whines, but Uriah doesn't seem to care.

"Okay, for the new meat. Four, C or D?" Uriah asks.

"I'll take dare."

"Okay, drink the smoothie in the fridge." I gasp, and so does Christina. "Okay…" He answers, and Uriah stands up to get him the drink. "It can't be that bad, right?" Four asks, and we all look at each other. "Right… yeah, sure." We all say, waving our hands in a casual manner. Uriah returns with the horrid drink. "Here ya go, bottoms up." He chuckles, and Four slowly grabs the drink. He slowly lifts it to his mouth and drinks. For a second his face remains unfazed, but then his face twists and contorts.

We all start laughing, as he spits the drink on Uriah. "Bruh!" Uri screams, and we all burst out laughing. Apparently Uriah got some on his tongue, because he starts screaming and holding his tongue out. He points to it, and runs to the sink. "Okay… Four, your turn." Christina tells him. He makes eye contact with him. "Okay, Tris." He says, and I say my answer before I think about it. "Dauntless." I say, and he nods. He appears to be thinking, so we wait. "Okay, go next door, and tell the person who answers, that you're offering a free stripper service." I gasp, and so does everybody else.

"Dude, Eric's next door!" I shout, and start to stand up. "Good luck, Tris!" Christina shouts, and Four and Lauren follow me out the front door. "Wait right here." I whisper, and the wait behind a bush. I knock on Eric's door, and wait. I hear footsteps pounding closer to me. The door opens, and Eric sees me. He smirks once he sees me. "Yes?" He asks, and I breathe in. "I'm offering a free stripper service, would you be interested?" I ask, digging my nails into my palm. He nods, and I screech. "Dude, it was a dare!" I shout, and run back to the gang.

Four and Lauren follow in quickly, Four laughing, Lauren barely doing anything. "He said yes!" I say, and hiccupping with laughter. Everyone laughs, and we continue to play. "Okay, I'm bored! Never have I ever?" I shout, and everyone cheers. We grab the shot glasses, but Lauren looks at them in disgust. "I'm not getting drunk. I have kids." She sneers, and we look at her in annoyance. "Hun, it's okay. But I'm gonna drink." Four says, and he glances back at me. Lauren glares at me, but drops it as soon as we start.

"Okay." Zeke says. "Never have I ever; gotten in an argument with Peter." Christina, Lynn, and I the only ones to take a drink. We look at each other and crack up laughing. "Oh I remember that fight that was hilarious." Lynn says, and everyone else nods. "Okay, so Tris and Christina were arguing over Christina's fake ass, and Peter happened to come in. He asked them what they were doing. Tris asked him why he needed to know, and he said "Because I'm your boss." But Tris refused to tell him what they were doing, and he was threatening to lower her pay."

"Christina stepped in and called Peter an ass, but then she changed it and said "You probably don't even have an ass…" Peter blew up in front of all the kids, and Tris threatened him, which didn't work out too well. She took Christina's fake ass toys, and threw them at Peter. He said he would have her fired, and Christina and Lynn threatened to leave. He didn't want his business to fail, so he dropped the threat and left." Marlene says, and Lauren shakes her head. "You should've been fired. No employee should be able to act like that." She scolds, and I put the gun sign to my head.

So we had to stop in the middle of the game, but let me tell you, I think they tried to get me and Four very drunk. Uriah was about to bring up the stupid dress, but Lynn smacked him in the head. But it was probably a bad idea to drink, considering we have work tomorrow… What will the day ahead of us hold?

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"TRISSY!" One of the kids yells, snapping my eyes open. "What?" I ask, covering my eyes, and trying to hide a hangover. "Uriah, and Zeke are arguing again." Emily says, her big blue eyes, have now gone wide. "Okay." I say, and stand up. I groan and try to pull Zeke and Uriah apart. "Did you two think it would be a good idea to spar in front of the kids?" I scold, and they glare at each other. "He started it!" Zeke shouts, and I hold my hand up. "You know, if you two want to act like a two year old, then I'm going to treat you like one."

I grab both of their arms, and lead them to the timeout chair. "Ten minutes. And I will hurt you both if you move or talk to each other." I threaten, and they nod. I start to walk away, but then I hear them yell "ATTACK!" I turn around, and I'm tackled to the ground. I land with a thud, and scream. The kids start screaming too, and run around everywhere. "EVERYONE CALM DOWN!" Will shouts, but he scream when one of the kids' bites his finger. "OW! YOU LITTLE BUTTFACE!" He shouts, and chases the kid around.

We all stop moving when we see Peter walk in. "Oh my god." He mumbles, as he sees the mess. All the food is laid out on the floor, the bins are all knocked over, and I'm on the floor with Zeke on top of me. "I don't even wanna know…" He says, and walks right back out, just to be replaced by Lauren. She calls me over, and I try to jump over the gate. That backfires, as I land flat on my face. "Yes, Lauren?" I ask, dusting myself off. "Listen, I've seen you and Four look at each other, too much for my liking. I want you to stay away from him, or I will ruin you." She says, and my eyes grow wide.

"Bitch please." I say, and walk away, just to trip right back over the gate.

Hey everyone, long chapter wasn't it? I hope you enjoyed.