*shakes story all over the place* GOTTA GET THESE STUPID COBWEBS OFF! WELLLLLCOME BACK EVERYONE TO ANOTHER CHAPTER OF COMPLETE CHAOS! Man, it has been a while! Last time I updated was...my birthday. Wow. SO LET'S GET TO THE REVIEWS!

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Chapter 16: Innuendos Everywhere!

For some unknown reason, a bunch of the OCs were standing in the town square. I don't know why she ate the fly, perhaps she will die. Wait, hold on, wrong story. Ahem. I don't know why these particular OCs were gathered here. Use your imagiiiiiiiiination. Like Spongebob does. Anyways...

"I have the strangest feeling of weirdness as to why we are all standing here." Red said, looking at the others in the town square.

"This is why!" someone said from above.

"Hey, look it is Sonic!" Bright exclaimed.

"You mean the author finally is using a canon Sonic character instead of just canon MLP characters?" Nia questioned.

"That would be correct!" Sonic said, landing amongst them. "And I have a challenge for all of you. Each one of you will go to a Mane 6 pony and talk to them. You must make as many innuendos, or sexual references, as Mobianly possible. If you get caught, that is the end. Keep track of how many you make without them suspecting a thing."

All the OCs looked at each other, confused out of their minds. Then, they all simultaneously got their game faces on and ran off.

"I didn't say there was any reward you know..." Sonic said to himself. "Oh well!"

Red had decided to go use innuendos at Twilight. Before he went though, he grabbed a water bottle from the nearest...store. He then went to the library and walked in to find Twilight there, organizing books.

"Oh hey Twilight." he said.

"Red, that's odd. You never come in here." she said.

"Yeah, well, we all have to learn to read at some point. I actually came to ask you if you have any plain paper." he asked with a devious smile.

Twilight got a stack of plain computer paper and handed it to Red, "There you go."

"Thanks."

Red sat down in one of the chairs that were available and took one sheet of the paper. In three seconds flat, he had folded the paper into a beautiful origami rabbit.

"Hey, look what I made!" Red said, holding up the origami.

"Wow, that's amazing!" Twilight said, looking at it.

"I know! Ooops!" Red said, intentionally spilling the water from the bottle all over the origami rabbit.

"Oh no! Now it's ruined!"

"I know! Now all it is, is some wet folds." Red said, holding in a laugh.

"Well, maybe you can make it again." Twilight suggested.

Red put one finger up to her and sniffed the air, as if there was an invisible scent.

"Do you smell that?" Red asked.

Twilight sniffed around herself, "No, not really."

"I think it is coming from the wet origami." Red said, pointing said thing on the table.

"I really don't smell anything."

"Try getting closer." Red suggested.

Twilight shrugged and went to sniff the origami as he said.

"I still don't smell anything." Twilight said.

"Welll..." Red said, about to explode of laughing from what he was about to say. "In order to smell it, you gotta stick your face in it. Just stick your face in the wet folds."

Twilight froze when he said that. She lifted her head up from the table and looked at her books on the shelves. She picked a pretty heavy book and...threw it into Red's face.

"That's just disgusting." she said, and walked upstairs.

Red's Score: Two Innuendos

Nia had decided to go to Pinkie for the challenge. With nothing in hand, she went to the bakery. She had a plan.

"Hiya Pinkie!" she said happily.

"Oh hiiiiiiiiiiii, Nia! What brings you here on this awesome, good, excellent, pretty, beautiful, cool, and amazing day today!" Pinkie said, with her usual happiness.

"I was wondering if you had any spare frosting laying around." Nia asked.

"Of course I do, you silly-filly! Here you go!" Pinkie said, handing her a bag of frosting. You know, that thing you use to decorate cakes with. You squeeze the bag, and it comes out a tip. Yeah, that kind of bag.

"Oops!" Nia said, pushing Pinkie's hoof on the bag, making it shoot frosting into her face.

"Hahahahahahaha, whoops!" Pinkie said, laughing hysterically.

"Aw man, Pinkie! You shot it all into my face!" she said with a smile, about to burst out laughing.

Pinkie stopped laughing for a second, looking at Nia. But then, she continued to laugh.

"That was a good one, Nia!"

"What was?"

"That innuendo!"

"GOD DA...RN IT!"

Nia's Score: One Innuendo

Connor decided to go visit Rainbow Dash. By the way, I'm randomly assigning who goes to who. Anyways, Connor went to her favorite cloud, how he knew which one not even he knows, and stood under it.

"Hey, Rainbow Dash! I got a biggggggg surprise for you!" he shouted up.

"if you are gonna make an innuendo, stop it." she shouted down nonchalantly.

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW?!"

"Guys always try to. They think it is flirting with me or something. I don't know. Nice try."

"FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...DGE."

Connor's Score: 0 Innuendos

Ensis had decided to go visit Rarity. Again, randomly chosen. She arrived at the boutique and knocked on the door. Her plan was to use the old 'That's what she said.' trick to score as many innuendos as possible.

Rarity opened the door and smiled at seeing the wolf, "Ensis, darling, hello! I have been working so hard my dear."

"That's what she said." Ensis muttered.

"What was that?"

"Oh I said, 'Is there anyway I can help?'" Ensis said.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I must be a little hard of hearing today. Yes, please come inside!" Rarity said, opening the door.

"That's what she said." Ensis muttered again.

"I'm sorry, did you say something?"

"I asked what are you working on." Ensis said with a sly smile.

"Oh well, I'm working on a dress as usual. It's one I'm taking to Canterlot for the high-class ponies there." Rarity explained.

"Oh, sounds interesting." Ensis said, not reallly caring.

"It most certainly is! I must make it perfect, or I'll be the laughing stock of the city!" Rarity said, moving fabric around with her magic.

'Come on you, give me something to work with.' Ensis thought.

"I'm working on a new style that was founded in Canterlot! It is all the rage. I have to say...the dresses of the style are pretty big."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Ensis yelled, forgetting she had to be quiet about it.

Minutes later, she was being kicked out of the boutique by Rarity hitting her with a broom.

Ensis's score: Three Innuendos

Bright had decided to go visit Applejack at Sweet Apple Acres. And she was going to use the word 'buck' to her advantage. She arrived at the farm and saw Applejack bucking some trees. As in apple-bucking.

"Wow Applejack, you sure like to buck!" she yelled to her while she was flying down the trail.

"Uh, what was that?" Applejack said, she did know what the alternate form of 'buck' was. You just replace the first letter, easy.

"You like to apple-buck, correct?" Bright said, landing in front of her.

"Well yeah, I guess. I do it often, so yeah." Applejack answered.

"How many times a day do you buck...apple-buck." Bright asked.

"Uhhh..." Applejack was a bit suspicious, "...about three times a day, the whole field is done in about a month, hence apple-bucking season. Then I have to wait a while until the apples grow back."

"What does bucking feel like? Does it feel good?"

"Welll...uh...it's a good exercise I guess."

"Who did you first buck with? As in apple-bucking."

"You know...I'm starting to think you mean something else..."

"Do you wanna buck?"

"OKAY, GET OFF MY PROPERTY! YOU SICKO!"

Bright's Score: Five Innuendos

And finally, Alex decided to go talk to Fluttershy. Sorry. He left the kids at home so they couldn't hear all he was going to say.

"So, Fluttershy, what do you think of heat? As in the temperature heat." he asked.

"It isn't that hot though...is it supposed to be hot..." she said timidly.

"I'm surprised. You should be in the heat right now. Aren't you a little hot?"

"Not really...am I supposed to be?"

"No, no, just asking." Alex said, looking off to the side.

Alex saw Angel sitting angrily outside a little hut that looked like it was meant for him.

"Hey, what's with Angel?" he asked.

"Well, uh...I made him a little house for him, but he kept complaining he wanted a television or something in it..." Fluttershy said, looking at the bunny in question.

"Why don't you just force him into it?"

"Um...I don't think that was very nice Alex...I...I gotta go feed my animals..." she said, trotting away.

"Great...only three..."

Alex's Score: Three Innuendos

WELL BUCK ME, IT LOOKS LIKE BRIGHT WON! BECAUSE OF BUCKING! SHE ASKED ABOUT BUCKING, BUT LITERALLY DID NOT BUCK! REMEMBER KIDS, DON'T BUCK ANYONE! NOT YET! LET'S SEE WHO IS NEXT! OH, I'm adding in a OC that Radicool submitted in a review, named Jeffery. HERE WE GO!

GLIMPSE

KRAIN

JEFFERY

NIGHT

XAVIER

ANGEL

WOW, USING TWO NEW OCS NEXT TIME!

THANK YOU FOR READING AND REVIEWING, I HOPE I MADE YOU HAPPY OR LAUGH...AND RANDOM PHRASE TIME!

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