Ah, the month of December. The one month were snow is actually pretty and is happy to be seen by people. And then, it is hated for the rest of winter. However, that is not what December is chiefly remembered for. It is remembered for the holiday season, specifically Christmas. WOOHOO, TWO WEEKS OFF...ahem, excuse me. But this tale is the tale of the Christmas on Equestria, more commonly known as Hearth's Warming Eve.
"Hey, Aura? Ever wonder why it isn't called Christmas here in Equestria?" Blade asked the hedgehog.
"I don't know. Maybe it is because...because...I have no idea. Maybe it has to do something with religion, which ponies don't really have, except for HAIL CELESTIA!" Aura shouted the last part.
"NO TEAM LUNA!" some random pony said, and threw a present at Aura's head, making him fall into the snow...oh wait, there isn't any snow.
"Why is there no snow?" Blade asked, looking at the sky.
It is a green Christmas where I am, so...YOU ALL GET A GREEN CHRISTMAS, MUHAHAHAHA!
"Well, that sucks. Anyways, Aura, are you okay?" Blade asked the fallen hedgehog.
"FINLAND!"
"Well that answers that. Hey, look, it's San...wait, is that Unknown?" Blade said perplexed while pointing in the sky.
Indeed, there was Unknown flying on a sleigh with a fake Santa costume on. And who were the reindeer, you may ask? Well, there was Red, Night, Xavier and Nia. And Anti and Krain and Jeffery and Bello. And acting as Rudolph was Pinkie with a red nose on her nose.
"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!" Night screamed while flying.
"EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN COMPLETE CHAOS!" Xavier and Nia said together.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Pinkie yelled.
Back on the ground, Blade was now running in a circle while Ensis was doing the same right behind him.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS BLADEY! Give me a Christmas kiss!" Ensis squealed.
"You will never take me alive, woman!" Blade yelled back.
And just as suddenly, Glimpse and Gold ran out of Twilight's library and held the door back, a little bruised and panting. Blade stopped in his tracks, which made Ensis stop and bump into him, sending her to the ground.
"Whoa, what is wrong with you two?" Blade asked curiously.
"It's that time of the month." Gold answered while panting.
"Yeah, I know! It's Christmas time!" Blade said happily.
"No, it's the OTHER time of the month!" Glimpse emphasized.
"YOU TWO BETTER HAVE A GOOD PRESENT FOR ME OR I WILL MAKE STEW OUT OF BOTH OF YOU, USE GLIMPSE'S QUILLS AS TOOTHPICKS AND TAKE OF GOLD'S TAILS AND USE THEM AS ORDAMENTS!" A loud yelling could be heard in the library.
"Oh, THAT time of the month." Blade said, now understanding.
"We have used that joke already, but whatever. In any case, her anger is bad." Gold said.
"Not as bad as the romance in Eonic Harmony." Glimpse said, pulling out a phone with said story loaded on it.
"And there's ANOTHER joke the author has already used." Gold said with a sigh.
"SNOW ADDITION CREW COMING THROUGH!" A voice said off to the side, it was Angel with her hands glowing a light blue.
"The what?" Blade questioned.
His question was answered when a few inches of snow suddenly fell EVERYWHERE!
"Oh, that. Well, you two better find a gift or Twilight is gonna eat some stew tonight." Blade mentioned, pointing at the library.
"YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!" Twilight yelled from inside again.
"We actually have to get a lot of presents for people." Gold said.
"You guys have the money for it?" Blade asked.
"Yeah. See, what happened was..."
FLASHBACK!
"Okay, I need you two to infiltrate that bank." Connor explained to Gold and Glimpse.
"Uh, why?" Gold asked.
"I went in there the other day to get out some bits for something and they took my damn cigarettes away because I was smoking in there. Just create a distraction and get them back." Connor explained seriously.
"Couldn't you just buy some new ones?" Glimpse said, but Connor grabbed him at that sentence.
"THOSE WERE SPECIAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"
"Okay, okay! Jeez!"
So Gold and Glimpse walked into the bank nonchalantly and looked around a bit while whistling. Then Gold reached behind himself and pulled a lever, thinking it was the Fire Alarm. But it wasn't.
"SHOOT! I PULLED THE SELF DESTRUCT THE BANK LEVER!"
"WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE THAT!"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
END FLASHBACK!
"And we made it out alive. And we got all the money since they didn't know what to do with it after it exploded." Glimpse said.
"They just...gave you it?"
"Yes." there was a small silence after that. "We got your present."
"YAY!" Blade said.
Blade took the box and opened it to reveal two Fluttershy plushies.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, THEY ARE SO CUTE! ...I mean, they are cool." Blade said hugging them tightly for a second and then realizing what he was doing.
"Press the button on her left hoof on both of them." Gold suggested.
Blade did so, pressing the buttons. A sword came out of the mouth of the plushies, making it a plushie and sword at the SAME TIME.
"FLUTTERSHY PLUSHIES WITH RETRACTABLE SWORDS! HELL YEAH!"
Later on...
It was now night-time all throughout Equestria. Not a creature was stirring...EXCEPT THE MASSIVE PARTY AT TWILIGHT'S LIBRARY! Actually, wait, it wasn't a party. It was actually Unknown sitting in a rocking chair with a book in his hands, while the rest of the Mobians and OCs sat on the ground, listening to the story. Bright was perched on top of Sora...for some reason. Grabarc was getting a little too close to Taylor...HEY KEEP IT PG, WILL YEAH?! Anyways, Alex was laying down while Golden and Metal were sleeping peacefully next to him. And Meteor and Rage were...being normal. THAT ISN'T ALLOWED, NO NORMAL! All of the sudden, Meteor and Rage were dancing on the ceiling while they turned into random colors. Unknown was in the middle of the story when some furious stomping coming down the stairs, which distracted everyone.
"EVERYONE, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, OR I SHOOT!" Twilight said furiously, scaring everyone.
Everyone ran out of the library screaming while Twilight chased everyone out. Once everyone was out, Twilight started running forward toward YOU and looked at all YOU readers out there.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" she said crazily.
"SOMEONE TRANQUILIZE HER!"
"WHO SAID THAT!" she yelled and ran toward the voice.
And that folks, is the story of Twilight's time of the month, on the time of the month known as Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Sonic: But it is only Christmas Eve...
*throws reindeer at Sonic* SHUT IT! I'm uploading this on the Eve since apparently, a lot of people post on Christmas and the website may crash.
Again, Merry Christmas to everyone! And if you don't celebrate it, well Happy Hanukkah or Kwanza or whatever you celebrate. Honestly everyone, YOU are the best present EVER. It warms my heart that you people would stick around and read my stories. Seriously, thank you. I wouldn't be here without all your support. I also would like to thank all the friends I have made on her, which is basically everyone who reviews this lol. I also want to thank, again, everyone who was able to attend the livestream yesterday, as well as on last Sunday. If you would like to attend a stream, I'll have a link on my profile to my Twitch. But, that's about it.
Thank you all for reading and reviewing, I hope I made you laugh with Christmas joy, and...
MERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!