Hey everyone, everybody, and whatever the hell you are...oh god, what ARE you? Anyways, hello everyone, my name is Gold the Fox, and welcome back to Complete Chaos! I'm gonna tone down the intro for today's chapter, get everyone warmed up to me actually updating. Sorry about the wait, I have explained the reasons in the update chapter before this one. Anywhoozers, let's get to reading some reviews. Jeez, these were from Christmas...yikes.
Sub: Thanks for the present lol. Did I forget that in the outro? Hm, probably because it was a special chapter. Merry REALLY BELATED Christmas lol. And I did get my Pokemon game! And finished it! That's how long it has been since the last CC update lol. Thanks for the review!
Icy: Long review is long lol. It actually snowed today, months after the original review lol. First day of spring my ass lol. It's the same here. Snow is beautiful up to Christmas, then it is hell for the rest of the months. Twilight's rage and time of the month thing is a gag I intend on keeping lol. GAH AWKWARD XD 3000 years later...Seven Worlds by IcyAngels is finally finished! Merry really late Christmas. Thanks for reviewing!
Glimpse: Yeah, Twilight messed Glimpse and Gold up...and everyone else lol. I'll be using that joke a lot lol. You wanna blow stuff up? Fine. Merry late Christmas! Thanks for the review!
Inkwell: Honestly, I'm Team Luna as well lol. I like how to community makes her out to be, way more badass and interesting than the show's Luna. Merry late Christmas! Thank you a bunch for leaving a review!
BLTS: Nah, the only other things would be my family and friends, which includes you guys. You guys are truly one of my greatest gifts. Oh god, what did you do lol. Thanks for the review!
Sora: Merry late Christmas! Grabarc is a sneaky snake lol. Random chapter, just like always :D Thanks for reviewing!
Captain: Merry late Christmas! Yay for a lot of things! Oh god, you with a gun lol. Thanks for the review!
Spike Hedgehog: Merry really late Christmas! Thanks for the review!
BADA: If that was an actual thing, I would give them to you lol. It's alright, I understand lol. Give him the kiss Ensis, muhahahah! Thanks for the review!
Quintus: Fluttershy swords! They must exist lol. Bronies, go make them lol. Pinkamena knife? Interesting idea. Merry REALLY late Christmas lol. Thanks for reviewing!
Tail: You and your long reviews lol. AH GOD, MORE AWKWARDNESS! Merry really late Christmas! Thanks for reviewing!
Multipule: Sorry, I'm done accepting OCs for this. Thanks for the review though, hope you continue reading!
Sketchy Mane: Welcome to our community! Thanks for the compliment! I'm actually updating, I know it has been a while.
Alright folks, let's get this show on the road! I'm just gonna use whatever characters come to my head, and I'll be doing something that I can relate to in my life.
Gold the Fox presents...
Complete Chaos, The Good Kind
Chapter 18: Shop Until It Explodes
A very tired and depressed arctic fox flopped onto the couch of the library and clicked the imaginary remote to an imaginary TV.
"Oh wait, we don't have television here." Gold said tiredly, giving a yawn after the realization.
Twilight started to trot down the stairs in a calm fashion for once. That's right folks, she ISN'T on her time of the month. Wow, what a shocker. Anyways, she came down the stairs and sat on the couch as well, somehow. She looked toward Gold and spoke.
"Hey Gold."
Gold flinched backward toward the end of the couch, covering his face with his hands in defense. But to his surprise, she didn't kick or hit or maim him. He uncovered himself to see her looking confused.
"Oh...you aren't gonna kill me?" Gold said nervously.
"Why would I kill you?" she looked at him with confusion.
"...never mind. I'm beat." Gold said, leaning back in the couch.
"What happened?"
"Well..."
FLASHBACKKKKKKKKK TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
It was eight in the morning. True story, I had to wake up at eight in the morning for work. Anyways, it was eight in the morning and Gold was standing in the checkout aisle in a black shirt with the name "Ponymart" and his name on a name tag. Gold looked very tired and needed an Ice Cap from Tim Hortons. For all you weird people, Tim Hortons is a coffee shop and cafe. Gold was the cashier that day, and oh boy, did he have a lot in store. The first person to show up on his line was Blade. Blade put a variety of supplies on the conveyer belt.
"Blade this is a grocery store, where the hell did you get all these weapons and guns and ammo?" Gold asked irritably.
"There's that secret area above the store." Blade explained easily.
"Where?"
"Look up!"
Suddenly, a hatch opened right above Gold and a red light was emitting from it. A mace fell out of the hatch and hit Gold in the head, a perfect hit.
"Ow." is all Gold said.
Blade laughed his ass off as he bought his weapons. Then suddenly, a dragon fell out of the sky and through the ceiling. Blade jumped on top of the dragon and flew out the open hole in the ceiling. The janitor pony with a mop as a cutie mark looked at the hole and instantly fainted, making a stack of yogurt fall on top of him when he fainted and accidentally hit it.
With that situation finished, the day went on normally for Gold. That is until he saw another person he knew, Connor.
"Hey Connor, you find all that you were looking for?" Gold asked.
Connor just nodded simply and put a single banana on the conveyer belt.
"That's it? A single banana?" Gold asked with a raised eyebrow.
"That's no any banana. It's a banana phone. It allows me to intercept any call with ease." Connor quietly explained.
Gold looked over the banana and saw that it was just a normal banana.
"No Connor, this is just a normal banana."
"Then you are obviously blind or stupid. Or both." Connor said.
Gold checked one more time. He looked at it, ate part of it, licked it, smelled it and then shoved it in his ear.
"Nope, normal banana."
"You are wrong."
"And you are crazy. Have a good day."
Connor just shrugged and started to walk off until a ringing sound could be heard coming from the banana. He turned around to smirk and laugh at Gold.
"HA! I'M NOT CRAZY! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!"
Gold just sighed and muttered some choice curses under his breath.
Again, the day went on as normal with normal customers. Eventually it was nearing the end of the day. I don't know how, it just is. Anyways, by the end of the day, Gold felt like he wanted to just curl up and die. It was a pretty exhausting and annoying day. And his last customer turned out to be Glimpse. And for once, he wasn't insane. Or talking about lemons. Or wanting to rip Gold's tails off. He was...normal.
Gold gasped, "That's impossible author! He cannot be!"
WELL HE IS SO DEAL WITH IT!
"Jeez, no need to get snippy with me."
I AM YOUR CREATOR FOOL! I CAN BE SNIPPY WHENEVER I WANT!
"Fine. I'll deal with you later. Anyways, how can I help you Glimpse?" Gold asked in tired tone.
"I'm actually just buying some groceries. Like a normal person. You look kinda tired." Glimpse said, putting some orange juice on the conveyer belt.
"It's been a long day working. Maybe if Twilight stopped buying books and bought food, I wouldn't have to work. Like just this week, we were out of milk and I asked her to go get some because I was helping Tails out. And guess what she did?" Gold explained, getting a bit angry.
"What did she do?"
"She went out and bought Fifty Shades of Hay!"
"Oh boy. She's into that kinky stuff, isn't she?"
"I have no clue. Anyways, your total comes to $13.37." Gold said.
"Alright. Hey, I'll "help" you out with being tired after your shift." Glimpse said, paying the fox and walking off.
About a half an hour later, Gold turned the light off on his aisle and stretched after the long day. Gold walked outside to the dark parking lot, with only the lights that hung above him giving him sight. And there stood Glimpse, with a little red button in his hand.
"Gold, you have been officially laid off." Glimpse said with a smirk and he pressed the button.
The whole PonyMart exploded behind Gold in true Michael Bay fashion.
END LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG FLASHBACK!
"And that was my day today." Gold said.
"So...you don't have a job anymore." Twilight said.
"For right now, no."
"..."
"Twilight?"
"HOW AM I GONNA AFFORD TO GO SEE THE MOVIE VERSION OF FIFTY SHADES OF HAY!"
Gold knew this was gonna be inevitable. And now Twilight was probably gonna beat him. But hey, it's just a theory. A GAME-
"I'M GONNA BEAT YOU, GOLD!"
Never mind, not a theory. It happened.
There you go guys. I realize that only four OCs were used in this, rather than the usual six. Don't worry, this was just a chapter so I can get back in the groove. The normal format will be returning next chapter. Here are the characters for that chapter:
Meteor
Bright
Unknown
Grabarc
Taylor
Glimpse
Alright there you go. In other news, I'm gonna start a poll to what I should do next. As in story next. First of all, Six will be staying as an active story, no ifs ands or buts. Second, the reason why I'm doing this is because I'm starting to feel burnt out about Complete Chaos. At first, humor and randomness just came to me, but now it's beginning to feel like a chore. And if I feel like it is a chore, quality will go down, and you guys will start to think it is a chore too. I want myself to enjoy writing these stories, and I want you guys to as well. So here are the options with some explanation in them:
A. Eon Experiments. This story will be a combination of humorous and insightful banter between my two favorite foxes, Tails and Gold. I've always wanted to make some kind of guide for the whole Eon theology, but I didn't just want to have a giant essay about it. So instead, Tails will experiment and research with Gold to find out what Eon really is and all the quirks about it, with some good old-fashioned banter between the foxes. Special guests will sometimes appear, and questions about Eon can be answered at the end of each chapter for Tails and Gold to answer.
B. GG Connection. For those of you who don't know what the GG Connection is (which is mostly everyone), it's a nickname I created a while back for me and Glimpse. A while back (and still today it seems), if you found Gold in a story, Glimpse was probably there too, and vice versa. Plus, as you know from streams, Glimpse and I are pretty good friends, and we are pretty insane as well. For this story, it will be about Gold and Glimpse going on random adventures with some action and humor. The difference is, our characters will have personalities like their creators. Yes folks, shit would get crazy.
C. Home. This story is a spin-off of my current story Six. In this story, the scope is back on Mobius. Despite Robotnik now being stuck in Equestria for the time being, there is still trouble at home. After the chaos that Robotnik created, other factions and groups of Mobians have taken advantage of it. Kinda like gang wars. The story could star either OCs I haven't used as much or just canon characters. Still dark, still awesome action, but maybe some more humor thrown in there.
Those three choices are the ideas that I have the most ideas for. However, there are other ideas, and here they are:
D. Some kind of sports story between Sonic and MLP. This idea came from a story a while back I read between Sonic and Mario facing off in Strikers (Mario Soccer). I could do something similar with Sonic and MLP. Character interaction, humor and some action included.
E. Some kind of canon Sonic and MLP story. I feel like I may want to try this. No OCs, no Eon, just straight Sonic and MLP.
Or there is the very last option:
F. Do none of these ideas and stick with doing Complete Chaos, the Good Kind.
Options A through E all mean that Complete Chaos will be put on hold for the new story. If you want CC to stay, choose F.
Thank you all for reading and reviewing, I hope I made you laugh, and RANDOM PHRASE TIME!
TRY WALKING UP A TREE RIDING A BIG BOUNCY BALL!
Gold: I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET YOU LATER!
GAH! RUN!