AN: this one made me laugh just typing it. I don't own LOTR or the little mermaid. Lol. Enjoy.

Arwen and Aragorn were walking in the forest in Rivendell, just enjoying the others company. They reached the river and stopped. It was the night before they all left for mount doom.

"Do you remember when we first met?" Arwen asked.

"You said you'd bind yourself to me." Aragorn answered.

"And to that I hold. I would rather spend one lifetime with you, then face all the ages of this world alone." Arwen said tenderly. She handed Aragorn her necklace. "I choose a mortal life."

"You cannot give me this." Aragorn objected.

"It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart." Arwen retorted. Just then music started playing from the river.

"There you see her

Sitting there across the way

She don't got a lot to say

But there's something about her

And you don't know why

But you're dying to try

You wanna kiss the girl."

"Do you hear that?" Aragorn asked. Arwen just smiled.

"Yes, you want her

Look at her, you know you do

It's possible she wants you, too

There is one way to ask her

It don't take a word

Not a single word

Go on and kiss the girl" Aragorn smiled also.

"Sing with me now." Suddenly a whole chorus of voices sounded from the underbrush.

"Sha-la-la-la-la-la

My, oh, my

Look at the boy too shy

He ain't gonna kiss the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Ain't that sad

Ain't it shame, too bad

You gonna miss the girl." They leaned in closer.

"Now's your moment

Floating in a blue lagoon

Boy, you better do it soon

No time will be better

She don't say a word

And she won't say a word

Until you kiss the girl."

"Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don't be scared

You got the mood prepared

Go on and kiss the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don't stop now

Don't try to hide it how

You wanna kiss the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Float along

Listen to the song

The song say kiss the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Music play

Do what the music say

You wanna kiss the girl." They leaned in and prepared for a kiss.

"You've got to kiss the girl

Why don't you kiss the girl

You gotta kiss the girl

Go on and kiss the girl." The elf and the king kissed tenderly on the bridge near the river.

The creatures who had been singing felt a sense of satisfaction as the two lovers kissed and had a memorable time together. Even though they would soon be parted.

AN: I hope u liked it. Remember if u have ideas, send me the series, the song, and the part in the series. Thanks!