YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO WHAT'S GOING ON GUYS, IT IS GOLD THE FOX HERE, BRINGING YOU ANOTHER CHAPTER OF COMPLETE CHAOS. Let's get to those tasty reviews...*slurping sounds*
Captain: I CAN DO IT! YAY MORE OC IDEAS! Also, being vulgar isn't that big of a deal, even if a thing about Unknown was non-vulgar. GOOD LUCK TO YOU TOO.
BLTS: I RAN DOWN THE HOLE AND ENDED UP IN AUSTRALIA. Wait a minute...Twilight has 8 letters...Sparkle has 7 letters...8 minus 7 is 1...the Illuminati has one eye...TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
Aura: INCEPTION NOISE! AIRHORN SONATA! DECIDE.
SubZ: EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING. BLADE BOUGHT THAT STUFF BECAUSE HE'S A BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDASSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Quintus: I'm ALREADY DEAD FROM THE PUN. VOTE ON THE POLL IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY. JUST DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS.
Inkwell: I HAS TIM HORTONS IN NEW YORK, YES. GET ON THE BALL.
Kirby: LONG REVIEW IS LONG. MIRACLES BE MIRACLES. BANANAS BE BANANAS.
Sora: BOUNCEH BALL IS MAGIC, IT WORKS ON WALLS.
Meteor: Hey, that's alright, welcome back! Twilight is into allllllll the kinky stuff lol. THANKS.
Tail: LONG REVIEW IS LONG. I FOUND THE PART OF YOUR REVIEW THAT'S ABOUT THE STORY. TWILIGHT NEEDS IT, WANTS IT.
Sonic and Raven Fan: Hey, new reviewer! WELCOME TO THE SHOW. GLAD YOU FOUND IT FUNNY, VOTE ON THE POLL PLEASE.
Spike Hedgehog: I AGREE WITH SPIKE.
Silver Sunshine: WELCOME BACK! TWILIGHT LOVES HER *message removed due to inappropriate description of what kinky stuff Twilight likes*
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS. This will be the second to last chapter of CC for a while. The last chapter will be a normal CC chapter just like this one. THE POLL TO DECIDE WHAT STORY I WILL START NEXT WILL END THREE DAYS AFTER I POST THIS CHAPTER. I REPEAT, THREE DAYS. IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY, GO VOTE ON THE POLL THAT IS ON MY PROFILE PAGE. Alright, so this chapter will have Meteor, Bright, Unknown, Angel, Taylor, and Glimpse. LEGGO!
Geld De Fex preseents...
Cemplet Ches: Teh Ged Kend
Chapter 19: Shopping Disease
For some reason, a group of Mobians decided to go to the mall of Equestria, named the PonyMall. They really couldn't think of anything creative to call the mall, so they just stuck the word pony in front the word mall. The group decided to split off into smaller pairs. Meteor and Taylor went to go buy some kitchen supplies from Kitchen Stable. They wanted to get some pans so they could make some pancakes tomorrow for the whole group as a present...for some reason. They had the feeling that the next time they would see the others, it would be the last time for a while. They entered the store and saw a plethora of supplies.
"So, we are here to get pans for pancakes...for some reason...right?" Meteor asked.
"Apparently. I just listened to whatever random voice came into my head and told me to come here with you for some reason," Taylor said, walking down the aisle.
For some reason, they didn't have any pans in the store. The couple decided to go to the cashier to find out why there was no pans available.
"Hello, sir, do you happen to have any pans in the back?" Meteor asked.
"Well mate, I..." the cashier started to say until a rumbling from the back stopped him.
Suddenly, a herd of koalas riding on the backs of kangaroos came rushing out of the back room and started to crash into all the other stores in the mall, breaking through a lot of the glass windows and doors.
"What the hell was that about?" Taylor said, watching them run around the mall.
"Bloody hell, I thought I had locked all of them up. Seems as though they got out," the stallion said.
"Yah think?" Taylor said, slightly annoyed.
"Anyways, what can I do you for?" the stallion asked in a different accent.
"We were looking for some pans, but there aren't anymore left," Meteor said.
"Oh, some pans. What were you gonna use them for?" the man asked.
"Well, we were gonna use them to make our friends a giant pancake breakfast...for some reason," Meteor explained.
"What did you just say?" the man stopped them.
"He said, we were gonna use them for a pancake breakfast." Taylor said.
The man did not make any sound to them. His whole head started turning red like he just wanted to shout to the world. And that he did.
"PUNCAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" the man shouted, his voice being so loud that it blasted Meteor and Taylor out of the mall, with some pans.
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Bright and Unknown were hanging out by the food court, looking at all the places to eat. They all had delicious food that made the their mouths water; unfortunately...
"We have no money!" Bright cried out.
"Then how are we going to eat food! I'm starving!" Unknown grumbled.
"Can't you just grab food from out of no where? I mean, you can control time and space," Bright suggested to him.
"I could, but that's too easy. Plus, the author needs something funny to happen to us," Unknown said.
Unknown then caught sight of something that allowed them to get free food. The one restaurant had a stallion standing outside, holding free samples on a tray for people to try. Unknown went up to the free samples and got his first sample. The food tasted like it had came out of a five star restaurant. Bright also went up to the same guy and got her free sample.
"So that was good. But we need more," Unknown said.
They got an idea. Unknown randomly pulled out a mustache and put it on. He went to the stallion and was able to get another sample. Bright put on a clown wig and went to go get another one as well. Unknown then put on a dark cloak and got another one. They kept changing disguises to get more and more samples. However, the stallion eventually figured it out that it was them.
"Now what? I'm still hungryyyyyyy," Unknown whined.
"Why don't we just beat the guy up for the food? I mean, we both are magical beings that could easily kill that innocent pony," Bright suggested.
"Normally, I would agree, but this is rated T and this story isn't the kind of story that we have serious battles in, so I don't think so," Unknown said.
"Then what are we going to do?" Bright wondered.
They both got the perfect idea at the same time. It was something totally unexpected. Like, it is so random that it is actually too random for this story, the most random story ever. They went up to the guy and asked him nicely for a bunch of them. And it worked.
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The final pairing, Angel and Glimpse, were just browsing around the mall. Actually, it was more Angel looking around and Glimpse looking like he wanted to just leave.
"Okay, so about that imaginary bet that I won a couple days ago..." Angel said to the hedgehog.
"What?! We had no bet!" Glimpse yelled out.
"Yes we did. The readers just didn't see it," Angel said. "It's kind of a normal thing. Like, when the hell did Gold and Twilight actually hook up in the story?"
"I guess you have a point there. Well, since I apparently lost somehow, what do I have to do?" Glimpse said.
"I'm gonna go get something for you to wear, and you have to wear it for the entire day," Angel said.
Angel ran off, leaving Glimpse to wonder what terrible things she was about to buy. Angel came back to Glimpse with a single tiny bag in her hand, looking like it could only contain one item. Glimpse took the bag hesitantly and face-palmed at the sight of what he had to wear.
"It isn't that bad, you don't even wear clothes now!" Angel said.
"It's still embarassing as hell to wear."
Glimpse was forced to wear very tight and very short shorts for the rest of the day. Booty shorts.
There you have it folks, the second to last chapter of CC for a while. The last one will contain Mark, Luke, Ensis, Gold, Rage, and Angel. After that, Complete Chaos will be put on hold while I start a new story.
As a reminder, the poll will end three days after I post this. There are four choices left, I got rid of two of them since they had no interest. The final four are GG Connection, Home, Eon Experiments and some kind of SonicXMLP sports story. GO VOTE!
And guys, I haven't done this in a while, but I have some recommendations for yall. First, go check out CaptainAwsum/Mr. ReallyLongName and his newest story. For you MLP lovers, which should be all of you, go check out Gabiola652 and his stories. He hasn't got much attention and his tory showcases a rather unique enemy and an awesome plot. So make sure you guys check it out.
Thank you all for reading and reviewing, I hope I made you laugh, and RANDOM PHRASE TIME!
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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT MEAN TO BE OFFENSIVE IN THAT FIRST JOKE OF THE CHAPTER. I'M SORRY PETCH. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE PETCH.
