AN: here's the next one. Hope u like it. I forget who asked me to do it, I think it was a guest. But I don't own the lion king, or rangers apprentice.

Morgarath paced on the training grounds scowling at his wargals. They had just failed to complete a menial task of killing a baron, and he was mad!

"You failed me again." He growled.

"Well, the baron was in the presence of Crowley, the ranger commandant. What were we supposed to do, kill Crowley?" One of the wargals asked irritated.

"Precisely." Morgarath said smiling evilly.

"I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside.

But thick as you are, pay attention

My words are a matter of pride." Morgarath paced in front of them. The wargals had blank expressions.

"It's clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking kings and successions

Even you can't be caught unawares." He jumped at them causing them to fall over.

"So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer"

"And where do we feature?" The head wargal asked.

"Just listen to teacher." Morgarath said pinching his cheek.

"I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last I am given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared

Be prepared!"

"Yeah, Be prepared. Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh...For what?" The second in command asked stupidly.

"For the death of the king!" Morgarath shouted.

"Why? Is he sick?"

"No, fool- we're going to kill him. And the rangers too." Morgarath said with a smirk.

"Great idea! Who needs a king?" The head wargal chimed.

"No king! No king! la-la-la-la-laa-laa!" They started chanting.

"Idiots! There will be a king!"

"Hey, but you said, uh..."

"I will be king! ...Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!"

"Yaay! All right! Long live the king!" The wargals cheered.

"Long live the king! Long live the king!" All the wargals cheered

Every wargal sang along. "It's great that we'll soon be connected.

With a king who'll be all-time adored."

"Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century

Be prepared for the murkiest scam

Meticulous planning

Tenacity spanning

Decades of denial

Is simply why I'll

Be king undisputed

Respected, saluted

And seen for the wonder I am,

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared,

Be prepared!" Morgarath sang evilly as he walked to the top of his fortress.

"Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!" The wargals repeated.

Morgarath laughed. "Now tell the Kalkara that they have permission to proceed in their task, while you do yours." He ordered his chief wargal.

Morgarath sat back in his makeshift throne and daydreamed about his victory and his new empire.

AN: hope u liked it. Please give me more ideas.