"Hello? Anyone?" Marth said.

"What's up, kid?" Snake asked. Looks like Marth called him on the phone.

"Umm.. don't you think it's weird that the girls wanted me to join them?" he asked, with worry in his voice.

"You just called me for that? Wow, how much of a wuss can you be?" Snake chuckled.

"Bayonetta smiling sadistically is never a good thing! And the other girls were giggling too! And-"

"Relax, kid, you'll be fine," Snake reassured him.

"Are you sure?" Pit chimed in. "I never get into anything good when Bayonetta smiles at me..." He was trembling a little, thinking of the times that she tortured him.

"We got a tiara cam on ya, so you're gonna be fine, got it?" Snake said. "We're going to see everything." Then he hung up.

"It's not a tiara, it's a crown..." Marth mumbled.

In the mansion, before Marth was picked up...

"So, where's Samus?" Snake asked.

"Why are you here?" Roy said.

"Me and Samus were going to the gun range today," Snake said, taking out his gun and posing.

"Careful with that, Snake," Marth said. "And that pose looks stupid."

"Yeah, sure, princess. And again, where is Samus?" Snake said.

"I guess she's going on a girls' day out with the others," Pit said. "Palutena even invited Marth! And she asked for his cookies!"

Snake quietly chuckled. "Hey, why are you laughing?" Marth asked, annoyed.

"You can't tell, kid? Hahaha..." Snake chuckled.

"You know, it's not always a good thing! What if they..." Marth stopped there.

Now, Snake was laughing out loud. Shulk, being a newcomer, wasn't sure about what he was laughing about.

"You're seriously scared? Gosh, why are you here again?" Snake said, still snickering.

"Umm... what did they do?" Shulk asked.

Snake snickered a little more and said, "Maybe we'll see. So, Marth, since you're such a wuss, I'll put a cam on your tiara." He got out a really (like, really) small camera thing and put it on Marth's crown. The little camera thing stood up on it.

"Now go and get out there! And don't forget the cookies!" Snake said, cheerfully this time.

And now...

"Ok, everyone! Let's get going! Get your yoga clothes and mat, and get ready for class!" Amelia (the female Wii Fit Trainer) said. "Lucina, help him, wouldya?"

The group filed into the gym. Marth wasn't really sure why Amelia chose Lucina to help him, since she didn't like him at all. Not sure why, though.

Lucina gave him a bag with the stuff he needed. It included a map for the gym, too.

So, Marth walked to the yoga class. He was a little excited, because he had never tried it before. But the unnerving feeling of possible assault still didn't leave his head.

Amelia turned on the speaker and the calmest music you could've ever heard came on. "Okay, everyone, let's start with some breathing exercises." And everyone took a big breath. Everyone actually took this seriously. Even Kirby, who was really trying to hold it in.

"Let's do the upward dog."

"Now the downward dog."

From the boys' side, they were watching the women.

Snake had a controller for the tiny camera thing and used it to move the camera

Cloud seemed to be looking at Zelda, since she was in front of Marth. He smiled a little and mumbled something. Link looked at him with a strange face.

And back to the yoga class...

"And salute the sun!" (Amelia didn't make the yellow, shining ball of light here.)

They did a few more exercises, which REALLY tired Marth out. Kirby was sleeping on his mat. He tired out halfway through the class.

Now that he looked around, he didn't see Bayonetta anywhere. In fact, he didn't remember her being in the yoga class at all. What was she doing?

"Oh priince~ could you come here for a second please?" Bayonetta said, poking her head out of the door.

Marth followed the command, and went out of the room. "So, what do you need me for?" he asked.

"Hmm... let's see... would you be a dear and get a lollipop from the store nearby?" she said.

"Are you serious?! Do it yourself!" he said.

"Hmm, don't want to. I've been out doing some very hard work, you see. And if you don't, I'll embarrass you all in front of your friends," she said, pointing to the camera thing on Marth.

"W-what are you talking about?" he said, trying to hide it.

"Don't you hide it, it's right on your tiara," she said, calm as ever. "Now go on, hurry."

He groaned and went on to the store.

"We'll have a splendid surprise waiting for you when you come back!" she called out.

Now, with Marth and the dudes...

"So, why would Bayonetta want to Marth to get her a lollipop?" Pit said, on the phone with Marth.

"How should I know? You can't ever tell what she's thinking," Marth said. "Besides, she's always making us do bullshit for her."

"Huh, then I guess that's how it is then," Pit said.

Snake moved the camera a little and it grew wings, flying off Marth's head.

It sighted Samus, who just happened to be around.

"Let me talk with her," he said, presumably taking Pit's phone.

"Hey, Samus!" Marth called. "Snake's on the phone and he wants to talk to you!"

Samus, holding a ton of shopping bags at the time, was startled and dropped them. Girls' clothes fell out, and Samus quickly picked them up.

"Uh... ok then," she said, taking his phone.

"Hello? What? Oh, that? Yup, exactly. You didn't tell them? That's great. That way it's more of a surprise. Haha, no wonder she needs the lollipop. Hmm... how about we go at 4:00 tomorrow? 'Kay, great! Bye!" She hung up the phone.

"Umm... so what did you talk about?" Marth asked, curious.

"Nothing that really concerns you," Samus said.

"Okay..." Marth said, a little worried about what was to come.

They walked back to the gym in silence to meet the others there. When they came back, everyone was waiting with a smile on their face. Marth could immediately tell that something was wrong.

"So, Marth, got my lollipop?" Bayonetta said, now with a jeering tone.

Marth got out a lollipop in the plastic bag he was holding and gave it to her. He could tell something was odd.

Now back to the boys' side...

"Hey, isn't this sort of like the time-" Ness said.

"Don't ruin it! Newbies, watch closely," Snake said, getting giddy.

"Whatever. I was going to say, isn't this like the time that the girls made him crossdress?" Ness said.

"Hmm... oh yeah! I remember that!" Ike said. "They made him wear Peach's dress! Hahaha, that was HILARIOUS!"

If there was anything that Marth hated, it was crossdressing. Both the boys and girls made fun of his feminine look, and also the fact that he was pretty feminine himself.

"Let's get a better look..." Snake said, and moved the camera to get a better look.

Now, the video feed had audio, and everyone heard Marth when he yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!"

That's it for now! Stay tuned for A Ladies' Gathering (Part 3)! Coming soon!