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MARIO TFP crossover.

Ratchet was agitated beyond belief, Miko and Raf had their video games on the loudest volume while Bulkhead and bumblebee cheered them on. Optimus Prime had discovered soap operas and was watching it with June who had obviously taken an interest in it. At least Arcee and Jack were being quiet. They were occupying their time with a quiet discussion but considering every so often Jack would look at Optimus with a perplexed expression, Ratchet wasn't entirely sure he wanted to know what they were talking about. The base's computers picked up a massive energy spike, nemesis big!

"Quickly!" Ratchet shouted as he pulled up satilite imagery for the area. Whatever this thing was, it was not the Decepticon missal destroyer, infact it looked to be made mostly of wood and stone, however that thing was staying afloat, was well beyond them. "What the pit?"

"Oh no," Jack gulped as June shot him a worried expression. "Koopa" Ratchet looked at Jack and June in curiosity, what exactly was a 'Koopa'? Ratchet went to speak when an odd three tone sound caught their attention and a massive green pipe end appeared to rise out of the base's floor rapidly, until it was a good two meters high. A small creature, no taller than Raf climbed out, he looked like an over-sized living mushroom.

"Queen Daisy, Prince Jackson! Help!" the little mushroom creature cried as he climbed down from the pipe. "King Koopa's back!"

Jack sighed sadly, like he was dredding this day for a while, June looked worse. Much worse. "Toad, did you bring the trunk?" The little mushroom-like man nodded and held out a tiny chest from his pocket, he opened it and pulled out a larger chest, oddly it seamed to make sense after what they just witnessed. "How many did you bring?"

"As many as I could get out with before the goombas stormed the castle." Toad replied as he ulocked and opened the chest, there were three red mushrooms, two roses which had faces and a maple leaf. Ratchet looked at these with confusion, PUs were plants? "Sorry I couldn't get the stars, there were none left."

"It's okay Toad, you did good." Jack smiled as he gave a thumbs up.

"Dude, these are plants? How do these help us other than for food or gardening?" Miko asked in confusion as she looked over the chest full of items. Jack smiled as he picked up one of the roses and squeezed it in his hands, it burst with a white puff of smoke. Arcee gasped in shock. When the smoke cleared jack's normal grey and blue clothing was replaced with Red and white respectively. He then did a mime of throwing a baseball and a ball of fire shot out of his palm and bounced in a ark until it hit the wall and erupted into a spout of fire which quickly died down. "Whoa."

"Yeah, just a fire-flower." Jack responded. "Lasts until you get hurt really or use a power leaf, giant mushroom or mini mushroom."

"So, these plants are used to create these...odd effects?" Ratchet asked in utter astoundment. "Will they have side effects?"

"Yeah, If you use a star, don't touch anything alive, the excess energy you create will kill them." jack told Ratchet sternly. "Mum, stay here with toad."

June nodded then gestured for toad to sit next to her. "Jack, find your uncle Mario alright? Where he is, your father is never far behind."

"DUDE! I wanna try!" Miko called excitedly with a large grin as she looked in the box. Jack tossed her one of the large red mushrooms. "uhh, what?"

"You eat it Miko, it tastes like cake and until you get hit or use another Power up, it'll enhance your strength, speed stamina, and how high you can jump." Jack explained then jumped a good five meters in the air, shocking the autobots, asides Arcee who had been suspicious since they encountered Airachnid on earth, afterall she left him on the other side of a deep ditch. Miko gave it a go and jumped a good seven meters in the air before landing safely. "Dude sweet." Was her reply.

"Alright, Optimus, get the army on the phone." June requested and the video phone was turned on. General Bryce was on the other end. "General, the koopas have gained access to Earth."

"I am already aware queen Daisy, we've been beeting back bobombs and goombas for the past five minutes, standard ammo's got no effect, we've resorted to stomping on them." Bryce responded with a paniced tone as the base he was in shook from an explosion.

"Sir, I'm going to be there shortly." Jack told the general. "Miko too."

"The civilain girl? Are you sure she can manage?" Bryce asked in concern.

"HEY! I killed an insecticon ya know!" Miko shot back. The general sighed then gave the all clear.

"Miko, quickly now!" jack called as he jumped into the green pipe toad arrived in, Miko and Arcee followed quickly and each time one of them went in, they came out right in the middle of a sworm of brown mushroom monsters, black walking cartoonish bombs and a massive black ball thing which barked. "Oh man...not a chain chomp." Jack groaned, suddenly all the creatures, stopped, looked at jack, Miko and Arcee then charged. Jack jumped through them,squashing whichever one he landed on before jumping to the next, each time he shot off a fireball, Miko was jumping around the bobombs, kicking them into the brown mushroom goombas and other bobombs, Arcee had already picked a fight with the chain-chomp, it was basically a giant black scraplet with how it behaved. Suddenly the massive wooden warship flew in close and what looked like a massive brown lizard with a green spiky shell, tiny golden crown and spiked black bands on it's wrists and neck jumped down.

"Jack, eh eh eh!" The creature laughed evilly. "Missing something? Like your father!" It taunted.

"WHY YOU DAMN KOOPA!" Jack shouted as he sprinted right for the massive lizard, tossing fireballs as fast as he was able. The creature pointed a clawed digit at Jack and roared loudly. Creatures with red and green shells started piling down from the ship at a rapid rate with goombas, Bullet Bills, Shyguys, montey-moles, chaincomps, bobombs and even a pain of hammer-brothers.

"GET THE PLUMBER BRAT!" Koopa bellowed as he grabbed onto the anchor chain of the ship, using it like a lift to get back onboard. Miko was punching the Koopa troopas left right and center, tossing their shells at others, creating a deadly network of ricocheting shells. Arcee had taken to fighting the shyguys ad shooting the bullet-bills out of the sky and occasionally throwing a chainchomp at them. Jack on the other hand was surrounded, he was tossing fireballs constantly, goombas, shyguys and monteymoles were reduced to piles of ash and coins after a singel hit he was about to rush over to help Miko when a small but heavy hammer hit him in the back, nullifying the effects of the fireflower. He turned around to see two hammer-brothers hifiving eachother. Jack rushed forwards and pulled a star from his pocket as another massive wave of koopa's followers poored down from the ship. Jack squeezed the star and it disintigrated as his body began to flash gold and silver. He ran through the ranks, punching and kicking anything that got in his way, The quicker the flashing got, the faster jack tried to run, he was about to finish off a chainchomp from behind when the flashing stopped and he hit into the back of it. The chainchomp turned around and barked in anger at him. Jack gulped and jumped back, hitting his head on something in the process, without thinking he jumped up to avoid a lunge from the chainchomp and hit his head against Arcee's elbow spike. Arcee spun around, grabbed Jack and shot the chainchomp to ashes and coin. Arcee looked around and saw Miko pulling herself out of a pile of broken bricks, still punching a goomba in the face as she did so. The entire area was just ashes and coins.

"What's with all the curancy?" Arcee asked as she gestured to the coins left from the koopas.

"No clue, my uncle Mario told me Koopa used the coins like a fuel source for his army." Jack explained. "But I think it may be something more." There was a three-tone sound as a green warpzone rose up from the ground and a short fat man in a red plumber's suit with a red hat, emblazed with a "M" jumped out. "Uncle Mario?"

"Jack?" The man asked in confusion. "WHOA! What is THAT?!" He asked pointing at Arcee.

"She's Arcee dad." Jack explained.

"Did she use a mega mushroom?" Mario asked in awe.

"No, that's her normal size." Miko piped up as sh tossed the now crushed goomba aside and slip down the pile of rubble. "So, who're you?"

"Mario Mario, Jack's Uncle, I've been looking for Luigi and Peach all week then suddenly, I found myself back on earth." Mario stated as he looked around. "Man, you did a number on the koopas."

"YOSHI!" Cried a high-pitched happy voice as a green dinosaur like creature jumped out of the pipe. "Mario, Mario, apples?"

"Aw, here you go you little green guarbage can." Mario sighed as he tossed the creature a apple, a comelion like tongue shot out and grabbed the apple before pulling it into the creature's mouth.

"MMM, yum yum." The creature smiled happily. "Yoshi Likes."

"We need to get back to base, before that thing tries to strike again." Arcee deadpanned.

"Right, Mario, bring Yoshi." Jack explained as a green vortex opened up. Mario nodded and pulled yoshi along under the promise of food. Once they were back in base, yoshi proceeded to eat a spanner.

"HEY! I NEEDED THAT!" Ratchet shouted."...whatever you are."

"that's Yoshi, a mushroom kingdom Dino." Jack explained. "The Mushroom Kingdom's a realm which exists aside ours, like that time with skyquake, we were near Koopa castle."

"Wait, we were in the mushroom kingdom place?" Miko asked in awe.

"Well, the bad part of it anyway." Jack shrugged. "Part of the reason me and Mum live in Jasper, we can react quicker if Koopa attacks."

"That no good dirty rotten lizard." Mario muttered as he began to pace around the area. "He's taken my brother,my wife and my daughter, what's next? Yoshi?" The last part of Mario's ramblings scared Yoshi into hiding under Ratchet's bench.

"He took Peach?" June asked in concern. "THAT'S IT! Where's a tanookie leaf?!"

"Queen daisy you can't!" Toad urged as he grabbed June's arm. "That's just what koopa wants!"

"Hey, why does he keep calling June queen daisy?" Miko asked in confusion.

"That's my real name Daisey Darby and I am the queen of one of the kingdoms in the mushroom kingdom." June explained with a slight frown. "Jack used to live there too but when Koopa's army invaded, they burnt the kindom to the ground."

"Nasty." Raf and Miko cringed.

"So, they've got Peach, Dad and Rosalina, great." Jack groaned