TFP, GoW and PJHOO
Well, introductions, right? My name is Jackson Darby, son of Primus, Guardian of the key to vector Sigma, Decifle of Primus, bane of Megatron, destroyer of Skyquake zombiecon and Prime of the hunt, wilderness, spark bonds, loyalty and heroism. To my left is Percy jackson, son of persidon, bane and destroyer of just about every nasty thing out there, barer of achillies curse, savior of Olympus thrice, husband of Artemis and God of honor, heroes, loyalty and tides. To my right was Kratos, former God of War, death, underworld, sky, Thunder, fire, forges, knowledge, wisdom, crafts... A lot of other things but current God of destruction and barer of the blades of Olympus.
Now, if you're wondering what the heck is going on with three powerful beings in the same room, no we aren't about to fight, in truth we were dragged along by our wives. Me by solus, Percy by Artemis and Kratos by Athena. I seriously didn't mind much that I was dragged along by Solus much as I was rather hard to get mad, percy however looked like he wanted to run off and stab a monster while kratos looked annoyed he got roped into this by Athena.
"alright, first game, spin the chip! " Solus declared happily, she was best described as bubbly, hyper and skilled.
The game name earn some odd looks to say the least. Luckily I'd learnt the rules from when I was dating Arcee." like truth or dare but you spin a pointed data chip to decide turns." I explained. Athens smirked at that, probably already thinking of ways to embarrassed percy and artemis. Said goddess of the hunt however was scowling at Solus for suggesting a 'Males game' instead of something a woman might pick, but that was just Solus for you.
"what is a data chip? "kratos grunted, No one was wanting to explain it to him, he had been stuck in tarterus for a few thousand years after all.
" this." Solus sighed as she picked a small triangular shaped chip around half a inch long and a quarter inch wide. Now unlike most cybertronians, Solus had an inbuilt mass shifter, turns out the one the bots found five years ago was a prototype. She placed the chip on the table and spun it. Eventually it pointed to kratos. "okay, now you choose to do a truth or dare."
"Dare, nothing scares me." kratos declared arrogantly.
"I dare you to pet a bunny." Solus said evily. Kratos gulped nervously. I, along with artemis were literally on the floor laughing.
Artemis clicked her fingers and a bunny with white fur appeared on the table. Kratos leaned back from it. It's nose twitched and kratos screamed ad fell over. Everyone burst into laughter, kratos, most dangerous god ever and he was afraid of a Rabbit.
So far it was Kratos: - 1
The chip was spun again and it landed facing me. Kratos have an evil smirk.
I gulped. "Truth!" I blurted, no way was I up to fighting some giant spider or the dredge of bohrees.
"have you ever broken the law? " kratos asked, now bored at the fact I chose truth.
" yeah, I think me and Arcee broke the speed limit dozens of times." I admitted sheepishly. Solus shook her helm in disbelief.
Score kratos, - 1, me 1.
The chip was spun again and it landed on artemis. "dare." she chose in a proud demeener.
"I dare you to kiss kratos on the lips." yes, I know, evil but she deserves it!
"this is because I shot you in the butt isn't it? " artemis groaned, I'd honestly forgot about that.
"no,its because you called Solus a whole when she announced we were dating." I told her firmly. Artemis shrugged and lightly kissed kratos before recoiling and wiping her tongue with her hands as if to get rib of a bad taste. The chip was spun again and it landed on Athena. Two hours later, and a new table (percy broke it by accident) the scores were as follows.
Kratos:-32 Athena:129 Percy: 132 Artemis: 135 Me: 113 Solus: 182
"and the winner is, Solus." Athena lamely declared.
"Ymmm mmm mhh! " Solus cheered with a mouth full of salsa and milk."(yes, I've won!)