Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or have any rights to it or make any money! This selection of short one shots are answers to the yahoo group I am a member of!

The crossover for this one shot/drabble will be with Yugioh!

Personal Ad's

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"You do know that he'll properly kill us for doing this right?" Yugi said as Ryou pulled out a newspaper with the personal adds section on top, "And don't you think that a 'normal' person would be scared or call the insane asylum for Bakura when they meet him through these personal ads?"

"That's the beauty of it," Ryou said with a grin as he showed Yugi the title of the newspaper.

"The Prophet," Yugi read, "I still don't know about this Ryou…"

"I'll be fine Yugi, nothing will probably come of it anyway," Ryou said as he pulled out a piece of paper and got a pen, "What are we going to put down about Bakura that won't scare everyone off?"

"Why not just tell the truth?" Yugi said with a shrug of his shoulders causing Ryou to cry out in victory.

"That's it Yugi!" Ryou said with a grin as he started writing madly.

"What did I say?" Yugi asked as he watched Ryou only to have a piece of paper shoved in his face.

"Read," Ryou demanded as Yugi began to read:

Long white spiky hair and chocolate brown eyes looking for a friend that will hopefully turn into true love, must enjoy causing chaos and mayhem, scaring little children and killing people. Need's to enjoy the 'darker' side of things and be open minded enough not to judge on first meeting but get to know each other over a very long period of time. Mature person is wanted.

Love: causing chaos and squashing enemies.

Hates: a certain 'hero' that keeps getting in the way of his plans.

Still interested? Then please contract my twin brother who's the people person on: 042 76 000 000 (1).

"Perfect," Ryou and Yugi said as they shared a grin.

"Now we've just got to get it to the newspaper and printed before Bakura finds out," Yugi said as he trailed off as he spotted Yami walking by, "Hey love, could you do me a favour? It involves…bashing Bakura."

***A few days later with Voldemort and Lucius Malfoy***

"My Lord!"Lucius Malfoy cried happily as he looked up from his copy of The Prophet, "Look at this personal add, it's perfect for you. The person even said a friend at first and they have to enjoy causing chaos and mayhem!"

"Finally we found someone to be my friend," Voldemort said as he turned the magical TV off in the corner that was playing Barney (2), "What's the name?"

Lucius read the bit that the newspaper always added at the bottom if you were interested, "His name is Bakura."

"Interesting," Voldemort thought as he looked at the personal ad, "So the name of my new friend is Bakura…"

The End of this challenge one shot thingy.

(1) 024 76 is the area code for my area and 024 76 000 000 is not a real phone number as I made it up so please don't go trying it out.

(2) I don't own Barney! And thank Ra for that! If I did I'd get my head checked out!