Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or have any rights to it or make any money! This selection of short one shots are answers to the yahoo group I am a member of!

The crossover for this one shot/drabble will be with Naruto! Also Voldemort and Orochimaru will be OOC! Like I said this is the first time I'm writing them along with other new characters in these one shots/drabbles.

Hero

Thanks for beta'ing Lady!

"Mine is worse than yours!" Voldemort cried out angrily, "He just won't stop no matter what I do!"

Orochimaru gave a hiss of anger, "Mine world's hero keeps coming back from the dead! He won't stay there no matter how many times I try to put him there!"

"Mine can talk to snakes!" Voldemort hissed out, "Every time I try to send a snake to bite him the snake comes back saying that they refuse to bite his as his a speaker!"

"So! Mine's got a powerful and feared demon within him! You try sending demon's out to kill off what they're scared off!" Orochimaru countered, "Mine just keeps on doing the impossible! When he shouldn't be up and should be down for the count he suddenly stands up, gets more power from somewhere and saves the day!"

Voldemort frowned, "My world's hero's exactly the same, always coming out on top, and soon they'll be no work for us bad guys!"

"You got that right!" Orochimaru said with an irritated glare, "They're always winning! Without darkness there wouldn't be any light and without the light there wouldn't be any use for heroes!"

Voldemort nodded, "You got that right, and something must be done! We shouldn't be fighting!"

"Your right!" cried Orochimaru with a snake like grin, "We should be saving that for showing our hero's just who is the most powerful..."

Both Voldemort and Orochimaru looked at each other with evil grin's on their faces before saying, "Not them, us!"

***A few hours later in the Naruto world***

"Has anything happened with Orochimaru lately?" Tsunade asked with a frown, "His been very quite lately, he has to be up to something."

"The Akatsuki hasn't made any moves either," Naruto said with a frown, "It's like...no that would be stupid...but it could have happened..."

"What could have happened?" Sakura asked curiously.

Naruto looked around the room, seeing that Tsunade, Sakura, Sai, Jiraiya and Kakashi was waiting for him to explain he continued.

"It's like the bad guys and evil doers have just fallen off the planet somehow, like they don't exist anymore..." Naruto said as he looked up at them all, "You think this could be their way of luring us into a false sense of security?"

Tsunade leant forward, "I'm not sure about them falling off of the face of the planet but I agree with Naruto about them all coming together and attacking us at once when we've let our guard down."

Everyone nodded but Sai spoke up, "Then we must not let our guard down."

Sakura and Naruto shared fond looks.

"It's not that easy Sai," Sakura explained to the emotionless boy, "Everyone drops their guard, and they have to."

"They do?" Sai asked looking at Naruto.

"That's right," Naruto said, "They drop their guard to sleep, and do similar things! It'd be unhealthy if they didn't drop their guard and relax once in a while."

Sai nodded, "Then I have just done it for you."

"Done what?" Kakashi asked, his one visible eye blinking in confusion.

"Dropped my guard," Sai said as he pointed up at the ceiling where a boy with emerald eyes and raven black hair seemed to be battling two large snakes, "I even placed a silencing Jutsus on them so they wouldn't interrupt our meeting."

The room was stone silent until there was a flurry of action, cancelling the Jutsu Tsunade and Jiraiya made quick work of the two large snakes while Naruto pulled the boy out of harm's way and Sakura checked the boy over for any injures/weapons.

"What happened?" Tsunade asked once they were sure that the emerald eyed boy wasn't dangerous to them.

"I'll tell you what's happened," the emerald eyed boy said, blowing his fringe out of his eyes to show a lightning bolt scar, "Seems your bad guy's and my bad guy's teamed up, merged our worlds somehow together and started to fight together."

The Shinobi blinked as one.

"And how long has this fight been going on for?" Tsunade asked, wondering if the boy had mental problems, "Got any proof?"

"The fight started about an hour ago, which was the same time you entered this building," the boy said before motioning to the window, "And as for proof look out of the window."

The Shinobi looked out of the window and found the boy's words to be true, people dressed similarly to the boy was fighting Orochimaru's people along with what they thought to be the other bad guy's people alongside their own ninja's.

"How the hell did we not notice it before?" swore Kakashi as he and the other's checked themselves over to be battle ready.

Sai shrugged, "You asked not to be disturbed and the fight wasn't helping so when we entered the building I put up a silencing Jutsu."

With a few quick hand movements Sai took down the silencing Jutsu only for the noise of battle to fill the room.

"I hate it when bad guy's team up against us hero's of the light," the emerald eyed boy said as they ran down the stairs to join the fight while others jumped out of the window, "It always spells trouble."

"We'll look at it like this," Naruto said with a playful grin, "We'll be able to help each other...plus it's like killing two birds with one stone!"

Harry let out a groan of annoyance as they exited the building to find Voldemort and the other snake like man laughing as they fought.

"Let's get this over with," Harry said with a sigh as they joined the battle, "You know what?"

"What?" Naruto asked from behind Harry who was fighting with him as a pair.

Harry defeated another enemy, "Sometimes I wish that I could be a bad guy, look at them laughing, they seem to have more fun than us Hero's of the light."

The End!

Sorry that this and Enemy took so long to get out and is past their date in the challenge but my mum was having brain surgery and I just started my 2nd year at college.