Disclaimer:
I do not own nor am I part of the Attack on Titan franchise. I do not own any of the franchise's characters, ideas, or concepts. All verses are written in the thought of the characters, but do not represent nor does it imply anything about the characters' behaviors. Some characters may not have last names so I have made on up for the purpose of this fanfic. Any names that do not match the franchise's character are either not real or have been made up. Please enjoy.
Author's Note:
If you got this far it means you like this fanfic and I will try to do a chapter a day or 2. I will try to make the match-ups reasonable, nothing like Eren vs. Mikasa or Erwin vs. Levi, unless they make it to the next round.
Please leave a review of who you felt won, later I will hold the finals of the characters based on the votes. I will also accept requests via PM if there are any.
Commander Darius Zackly stepped onto the stage of the recreational stadium as he did the day before, eyeballing the immense crowd as he shouted, "Welcome back to the second day of humanity's first annual Rap on Titan Competition!" The crowd roared with excitement as Darius received a letter that would contain the next contestants names, "I am Darius Zackly, commander of all of humanity's military assets inside the wall. I am the host of this competition!" He opened the letter and read it aloud, "Our next set of competitors are, The Survey Corps' own Armin Arlert and Connie Springer." The crowd roared in anxiety as Darius flipped a coin, "We've got heads, so Connie Springer, you are up first." He handed the young short and bald boy the mic, "Alright, begin."
(Connie's Verse)
I know I ain't smart or tall but I'm a rap giant,
I ain't much of a rapper but I know about being defiant,
How is a brainiac like you supposed to rap against me,
What you going to do? Use words like indifferently?
Everybody waited anxiously as Connie stood on the stage frozen as he turned red. The crowd started yelling, "Choke!" as Darius walked up and grabbed the mic from Connie. He said, "Alright, I know that wasn't what we expected, but remember some of our competitors are newbies at this. You can't expect them to throw down verses like we've seen in the past. Anyway," he handed the mic to Armin, "Let's see how Armin handles the stress." Armin stood on stage, his face was turning bright red and he started to back away from the stage. The crowd began screaming, "He's choking!" That's when he shook his head and stepped towards the audience and at the top of his lungs screamed.
(Armin's Verse)
Watch out, I'm gonna clean up his collateral damage,
'Cause if you compare me to him, then I won't have it,
'Cause he's just a fucking retarded faggot,
Who get's treated worse than a maggot.
It sucks that this is what we have for a soldier,
I guy who cracks with a little pressure on his shoulders,
He stands there and he mutters,
He shakes and he quakes as he shutters,
I'm bustin' rhymes like this kid likes bustin' jokes,
But there's a lot of talk from someone who chokes,
You fuckin' dumbass motherfucker,
Maybe you wouldn't choke if you weren't a cock-sucker.
This kid can't fight Titans, he's never taken one down,
I'm the smartest humanity has to offer, but this kid is a clown.
The crowd stood silent as Armin nervously handed Darius the mic, "What do you think folks?" The crowd immediately began chanting, "Armin, Armin, Armin!" Darius put his hand up and silenced the crowd, "Alright I think we don't need a vote. Armin Arlert is moving on to the second round!" Armin weakly smiled and waved at the crowd, "Alright folks, that is all for tonite. Remember to send in your votes for the battles to see which competitors will advance to the next round. At the end of the first round, in 2 weeks, we will see which of the contestants will advance to the second round. Come back tomorrow to see the next battle."
P.S.
A few rap battles just might end with someone choking or with the crowd immediately choosing a winner.