Disclaimer:
I do not own nor am I part of the Attack on Titan franchise. I do not own any of the franchise's characters, ideas, or concepts. All verses are written in the thought of the characters, but do not represent nor does it imply anything about the characters' behaviors. Some characters may not have last names so I have made on up for the purpose of this fanfic. Any names that do not match the franchise's character are either not real or have been made up. Please enjoy.
Author's Note:
Sorry Swift, but I am going to do Eren next for sure, I just wanted to get this one done first. I'm going to do 6 more rap battles before I post the contestants of the second round. Just to let you guys know, I was listening to Eminem while I was writing this so it might seem more graphic than it usually is. Enjoy.
Please leave a review of who you felt won, later I will hold the finals of the characters based on the votes. I will also accept requests via PM if there are any.
Commander Darius Zackly stepped onto the stage of the recreational stadium as he did the day before, eyeballing the immense crowd as he shouted, "Welcome back to the fourth day of humanity's first annual Rap on Titan Competition!" The crowd roared as the stadium shook with the excess of the crowd's excitement as Darius received a letter that would contain the next contestants names, "I am Darius Zackly, commander of all of humanity's military assets inside the wall. I am the host of this competition!" He opened the letter and read it aloud, "Our next set of competitors are, The Survey Corps's own Reiner Braun and The Military Police's own Marlowe Freudenberg." The crowd roared in anxiety as Darius began to flip a coin, "We've got heads again, so Marlowe, you are up first." He handed the well-mannered and optimistic young man the mic, "Alright, begin."
(Marlowe's Verse)
You should get out of here, go back to the front lines,
'Cause people like you are just a waste of my time,
I'd rather be bored back at the HQ solving petty crimes,
Then have to be here and kill you with my rhymes.
Top 10 and you still choose the Survey Corps,
You must want to make it back home as a corpse,
Hey Reiner here can't play with the other kids like Rudolph the Reindeer,
Looks old enough to buy me and my buddies some beer,
I wouldn't run to the wall, you look like you can break it,
'Cause you look like the Armored Titan, when you're high running around half-naked,
Shit talk to you, what can't take it,
Don't try to rap against me, 'cause the end of this battle, you won't make it.
The crowd began ohing as Marlowe wiped the mic on his shirt and handed it to Darius respectively as Reiner who was read and looked like had steam coming out in clouds from his head, "Alright, let's give this man a chance." He walked towards Reiner who nearly swiped the mic from Darius hand, "Alright, calm down. Let's see what you got son. Begin"
(Reiner's Verse)
I wish I could beat you like Levi did the shit-talkin' pastor,
But I have to put you down like a limp horse 'cause I am your master,
Let me ask around, you want to make a change in the police,
But how can a shit-talker fix a bunch of piggy pixies,
That sit around with nothing but look at us and start hatin',
Actin' like you don't do much, 'cept matsterbatin',
So you want to be jerk, then jerk me,
You can fag, and pretend to strip search me,
Hell, I'll give you 10 seconds and you'd come back for more,
If I ever get famous off this, then you can visit me on tour,
To you, I'm just another Survey Corps soldiers,
But unlike the police, I don't fall flat with pressure on my shoulders,
So tell me, I look like a Titan,
'Cause to you, this is another advance of a giant.
Reiner in a cocky manner handed the mic back to Darius as he waved towards his new fans in the crowd. However, the crowd was split as some started to cheer for Reiner as others cheered for Marlowe. Darius lifted his hand up straight in the air as the audience decided to die down, "Alright, alright. This is the end of today's battle. This has been the most amazing display of rapping that I have ever seen. Too bad, that only one of these fine young men can only make it to the next round. Send in your votes for the contestants you want to make it to the next round and come back to see who is performing tomorrow.