Disclaimer:
I do not own nor am I part of the Attack on Titan franchise. I do not own any of the franchise's characters, ideas, or concepts. All verses are written in the thought of the characters, but do not represent nor does it imply anything about the characters' behaviors. Some characters may not have last names so I have made on up for the purpose of this fanfic. Any names that do not match the franchise's character are either not real or have been made up.
Author's Note:
Sorry this took so long, I've finally returned to football practice and it has been fucking hell. I've been too tired to type anything since most of everything I do is hand written. I actually wanted this match up because Armin looks like a little Reiner and it is a lot better than Hanji vs Armin or Reiner vs Erwin, but I have to admit, that is what it came down to, but I thought, 'Fuck it. I can do better if I choose the last two." and I actually believe I did a pretty good job, especially since I wrote them both in one day. I wrote Armin's rap to my favorite song "Lose Yourself" by Eminem because it came on when I was writing.
Please leave a review of who you felt won, later I will hold the finals of the characters based on the votes. I will also accept requests via PM if there are any. Please enjoy.
Commander Darius Zackly stepped onto the stage of the recreational stadium as he did before, eyeballing the immense crowd as he shouted, "Welcome back to the fourteenth day of humanity's first annual Rap on Titan Competition!" The crowd roared as the stadium shook with the excess of the crowd's excitement as Darius received a letter that would contain the next contestants names, "I am Darius Zackly, commander of all of humanity's military assets inside the wall. I am the host of this competition! This is going to be the fourth battle of the Second round. All of the competitors have been chosen based off a random selection method." He opened the letter and read it aloud, "Our competitors are both members of the Survey Corps's graduates of the 104th Trainee Corps, and one of them was in the top ten. Give a warm welcome to the Survey Corps's own Reiner Braun and Armin Arlert." The crowd watched as both young men stepped onto the stage and gave each other friendly smiles, though the crowd knew the competitors would quickly forget that their opponents were actually their friends, "Like I said before, since this is the second round, we will start with whomever's name was pulled out first. So Reiner, you are going first." He handed Reiner the mic, "Alright, begin."
(Reiner's Verse)
You tiny little fuck, I'll call you mini-me,
That's not actually what I mean,
'Cause eventually,
You won't be,
Worth anything,
You'll only fit in the shadow of me.
You useless little brat
I know you can rhyme, but your rhythm falls flat,
I eat bigger bitches than you, you're only a snack,
Bitch, you better step back,
'Cause a real soldier's on the attack,
On a rampage completely fueled with rap,
How can you fight me, you can't stop fighting yourself,
You're so useless,
You don't belong here or anywhere else,
You suck, quit making music,
Go cry and cut your wrists, I don't care, whatever helps,
Keep you away,
'Cause I'm not here to play,
Fuck you bitch, get the hell out of my way!
Everybody in the crowd jumped up and everybody in the vicinity cheered, except for Armin. Armin ran towards Reiner, grabbed the mic and said, "Oh so you want to start shit huh. Let's see if you can handle this." Armin looked over to Darius as he waited for a response. Darius simply nodded and motioned him to begin.
(Armin's Verse)
Let's snap back to reality,
Oh, there goes gravity,
Oh there goes his sanity,
'Cause the minute he tried to battle me,
He came up with the wrong mentality,
That was cloaked with insanity,
I laughed 'cause this fag has a see-through rationality,
He wanted to beat me with a discrete personality,
'Cause tickity toc,
I'm watching the hands on the clock,
Oh Reiner, it's your time to suck some cock,
You and Bert can go play with each other behind that rock,
So Reiner, I'm a mini-you, so then I'm not as much of a bitch,
You fucking dip shit,
I know I won't ever amount to shit,
But hell, at least I exist,
And I mainly consist,
Of a strong mind, that'll always resist,
So Reiner, let me give you a suggestion,
Learn to talk shit, and realize I'm the one who isn't messing.
The crowd bursted our in cheers that were like nothing the Darius nor the competitors had ever witnessed before. Darius grabbed the mic from Armin, "And this is it for today's battles. We have had an amazing and professional display of lyrical skill today from both of our young competitors. Now it is your guys turn to vote for the competitors you want to see in the semifinals next week. Please don't forget to vote, especially since last round many competitors that should have been here, did not receive the votes they should've received, so don't forget to vote. Come back tomorrow to see the Survey Corps's Squad Leader Hanji and Commander Erwin battle it out in this rounds final battle."