Disclaimer:

I do not own nor am I part of the Attack on Titan franchise. I do not own any of the franchise's characters, ideas, or concepts. All verses are written in the thought of the characters, but do not represent nor does it imply anything about the characters' behaviors. Some characters may not have last names so I have made on up for the purpose of this fanfic. Any names that do not match the franchise's character are either not real or have been made up.

Author's Note:

This is the second battle of the third round. When I drew the names I drew Levi first so I thought, "This better be what I want it to be. It's going to be Mikasa. I has to be Mikasa" Then I pulled out a name. It was beloved Historia. This was a hard battle to try write because they are both short and I don't know if I can pull of short jokes for both of them..

I did Levi's verse to "Forever" by Drake and "Lose Yourself" by Eminem and I tried to mention some short jokes. I did Historia's verse to "Apologize" by One Republic and I also tried to mention some short joke.

Please leave a review of who you felt won, later I will hold the finals of the characters based on the votes. I will also accept requests via PM if there are any. Please enjoy.

Commander Darius Zackly stepped onto the stage of the recreational stadium as he did before, eyeballing the immense crowd as he shouted, "Welcome back to the seventeenth day of humanity's first annual Rap on Titan Competition!" The crowd roared as the stadium shook with the excess of the crowd's excitement as Darius received a letter that would contain the next contestants names, "I am Darius Zackly, commander of all of humanity's military assets inside the wall. I am the host of this competition! This is going to be the second battle of the Third round. All of the competitors have been chosen based off a random selection method." He opened the letter and read it aloud, "One of our competitors is a renown member of the Survey Corps Elite Force's Special Operation Squad and has had very talented performance in the first round. The other is a very talented young women also from the Survey Corps. Please give a warm welcome to humanity's strongest soldier, Captain Levi Rivaille and the beautiful and charming Historia Reiss." The crowd cheered as Historia and Levi walked shoulder, "Since his name was chosen first, Captain Levi will start first." He handed the renown soldier the mic, "Alright, begin!"

(Levi's Verse)
This is a competition, not a fuckin' beauty salon,
The only reason you're here is 'cause you give your fans hard-ons,
You dumb blond dike,
You're too small to even pick up the mic,
We see you rollin' in a little Tykes,
You wanna be a big girl? Thinking all you need is to get yourself a big girl's bike.
I know you don't walk on the edge of a sidewalk, you're too scared of heights,
Too scared to sleep without your Survey Corps nightlight,
You're not a soldier! You're a little girl!
Lookin' up at everything 'cause, after all, this ain't a small world!
You can look up to me, 'cause I'm too busy lookin' around,
'Cause what goes up must come down,
So your rankin' up in this competition is gonna stop and drop now,
Times up, over, blow,
Oh shit, back to reality,
Reveal your true personality,
'Cause personally I don't deal with unoriginality,
Especially if a fake bitch wants to battle me.
So go on! Leave! You fuckin' nitwit!
The crowd too! This battle's finished!

Levi threw the mic to Darius who caught it and glared at Levi as the crowd's cheers echoed and shook the stadium, "Alright. Settle down. We have one more competitor and she isn't going to lose that easily." He handed Historia the mic who was now less timid than her first battle and the eyes of a purely determined young lady, "Alright, begin!"

(Historia's Verse)
Levi, it's too late for the other side,
So go crawl back in the the underground where you seek and hide,
Purposely looking for a purpose without a purpose,
Yea, you heard this,
It's workin',
And thank Wall 'cause I don't know a better way to word this,
So go home and continue your search still,
I bet that your wounds hurt still,
Go back to bein' out of work still,
And getting treated like dirt still,
So you were takin' a bow before the battle was over,
You must be high so go take a nap and come back when you are sober,
So you can go cry yourself to sleep in your tiny little bed,
'Cause everything you love always seems to end up dead,
So here, you can borrow my nightlight,
And stop, it's not fun to see a losing hero put up a good fight.

The crowd, as they always would after a competitors rap, bursted our in cheers. Levi walked towards Historia who was now trembling in fear. Levi muttered something in her ear and walked away. He turned back and looked at her and she wore a proud smile as Darius grabbed the mic from her, "And this is it for today's battles. We have had an amazing display of talent today by both of our competitors. Now it is your guys turn to vote for the competitors you want to see in the semifinals next week. Please don't forget to vote, last round many competitors that should be here, didn't receive the votes they should've received, so don't forget to. Come back tomorrow to see who will be in the next battle."