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Prompt: Someone put Snape in a bad mood (probably Harry and friends) and he decides to take it out on your character, how does your character deal with him? Student, Co-Worker, Fellow Death Eater/order member, Boss or lover.
Fandom's: Harry Potter and The Simpsons
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter

Snarky Snape

"So how did your day go?" Harry asked as he heard the door slam open, "That bad?"

"Those idiots from Springfeild were in my class today," Severus growled out, "The fat one thought my potions was something called 'Soda' and decided to drink them wall."

"It can't be that bad," Harry said as he pulled Severus into a deep and loving kiss, "I mean what about that girl they have…Lisa?"

Severus groaned as he fell onto the sofa, "The little brat keeps trying to prove magic wrong! She says that science should be the logical answer! She keeps on reading from that chemistry book of hers instead of the potion book, she stays it's the same thing we're doing."

"My poor big evil bat," Harry cooed as he placed a kiss onto Severus' check, "You've had a bad day haven't you?"

"You can say that again," Severus muttered, "I am so glad that today is the last day I'll be having them in my class."

"Oh?" Harry asked as he made himself comfortable behind Severus, "Why's that love?"

"I've put wards up around my classroom, the same wards I used to keep Umbridge out," Severus said, moaning as Harry began to massage his shoulders, "I don't care what Albus says, if he wants that family to live he'll let me do as I please."

"Well I have a feeling that the Simpson's won't be sticking around for long," Harry said innocently as he worked on getting any knots out of Severus' shoulders.

"Harry," Severus said as he turned to face Harry, "What have you done? Tell me love."

Harry rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, "I…sort of got angry with the son, Bart, and well…I pranked them all."

"You what!" Severus exclaimed, "But you never prank anyone unless they truly disserve it!"

"They do and more!" Harry said furiously, "They should have their butts pranked like there's no tomorrow!"

"Love," Severus said as he pulled Harry into his lap, "Just what did the Simpson's do to you?"

Harry pouted and looked up at Severus with large puppy dog eyes, "They upset you and put you in a bad mood!"

"Well you don't have to worry anymore," chuckled Severus, "I'm not in a bad mood anymore."

Harry gave a moan of pleasure as Severus' lips meet his, "Sev I…"

Suddenly a loud scream came from the doorway, quickly turning their wands on the intruder they found the Simpson's to be standing there.

"Alright, that's it," Severus said, anger burning in his eyes, "Love…I'm going to teach you some very advance magic."

The Simpson's gulped; they should have just gone to the Great Hall instead of exploring the secret passage ways.

To Be Continued…