Disclaimer:
I do not own nor am I part of the Attack on Titan franchise. I do not own any of the franchise's characters, ideas, or concepts. All verses are written in the thought of the characters, but do not represent nor does it imply anything about the characters' behaviors. Some characters may not have last names so I have made on up for the purpose of this fanfic. Any names that do not match the franchise's character are either not real or have been made up.
Author's Note:
This is the fourth and final battle of the third round. This was a pretty weird match up, considering they never actually interact with each other, but it'll make it easier to diss each other without having a mutual connection.
Ymir's verse was written to "Who Knew" by Eminem and makes several references to Erwin's eyebrows, his life before the actual timeline of the anime/manga, and the ship Erwin X Hanji. Erwin's verse is written to "Legacy" by Eminem and makes several references to Ymir's age, her return to this competition, and her relationship with Historia.
Please leave a review of who you felt won, later I will hold the finals of the characters based on the votes. I will also accept requests via PM if there are any. Please enjoy.
If nobody votes, I'll have to decide and you will not like my choice because, as much as I hate to say it, I am a very biased person when it comes to deciding which character won the battle, (Ex: Levi might lose to Historia, Annie might win the whole competition, or Armin might kill everybody off because he is a thug like that), I just want it to be fair and unbiased.
Commander Darius Zackly stepped onto the stage of the recreational stadium as he did before, eyeballing the immense crowd as he shouted, "Welcome back to the nineteenth day of humanity's first annual Rap on Titan Competition!" The crowd roared as the stadium shook with the excess of the crowd's excitement as Darius received a letter that would contain the next contestants names, "I am Darius Zackly, commander of all of humanity's military assets inside the wall. I am the host of this competition! This is going to be the fourth and final battle of the Third round. All of the competitors have been chosen based off a random selection method. Our competitors are both members of Survey Corps. Please give a warm welcome back to Ymir, and also give a warm welcome to the twelfth commander of the Survey Corps, Commander Erwin Smith." The crowd cheered as Ymir walked onto the stage with Historia and Commander Erwin with Captain Levi and Squad Leader Hanji, "The Survey Corps have investigated Ymir's knowledge of being a Titan-Shifter and have found no sign that she was affiliated with any groups or was cooperating with any groups that have sided themselves against humanity. Since her name was chosen first, Ymir will start first." He handed the sadistic soldier the mic, "Alright, begin!"
(Ymir's Verse)
I don't hate your music, but I love my music,
'Cause it's fight music,
It's actually the right music,
Hell, even your four-eyes wife knew it,
I came unprepared, I didn't try to write this,
Destroying vocals with a mic like this,
Like one of your master plans, I won't try shit,
Like sending everybody into a forest to try attracting a Titan,
But instead we walked into a Titan attraction,
We had to start attacking the Titans,
So hear what the fuck I say when I'm rapping,
Or are your eyebrows in the way,
Hate to break it to you, but they are too big that they don't look like they'll stay,
On longer, and don't repeat it to the MP, I don't wan to end up like your father,
And don't put me in that midget's squad, I don't want to talk to a dad about his dead daughter,
Hmm, what am I saying, you won't even bother,
So go an expedition, and lead the Survey Corps into another slaughter,
Because we both know this battle is finished,
Hey Historia, keep score, I don't want to forget that I'm winning.
The crowd bursted in a mixture of laughter and cheers as Ymir handed the mic back to Darius and walked back to Historia as she tried to hold back her laughter, "Before we move on, I have been informed that Commander Erwin's father was not killed by anyone from or associated with the Military Police. Anyway, Commander Erwin, it is your turn." He handed Erwin the mic, "You can begin when you are ready Commander Erwin."
(Erwin's Verse)
I used to be the type of kid that would think that one day the walls would be falling,
You verse is nothing compared to the childhood I had to always endure the name calling,
So let me take out the tools and stop with my stalling,
I want to make this clear,
That if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have been able to even be here,
You better watch out with who your messing with Ymir,
I leave you roaming around clueless for 60 years
I gotta say,
For somebody that is actually gay,
I don't see how you never get your way,
Like getting Historia into the top 10,
So she could join the MP but she had to pretend,
Like she wanted to join the Survey Corps, but only so that one day she could die,
And you were the only one that was able to see through her lie,
So you had to follow her, 'cause you wanted her safe,
But guess what, your hella out of place,
I'm the main dog, you ain't nothing but a pawn,
If I want I'll ride us out at dawn,
To fight off the Titan spawn,
Hell even if my decision is wrong,
Because the best move will never work against these humanoid beings,
So get out of here, you aren't worth the soles on my shoes, the dirt, hell, you aren't worth anything.
Everybody clapped and cheered as Erwin handed Darius the mic, "Well this is the end of the third round so send in your votes for the contestants you want to make it to the next round and come back to see who will be moving on to the semi finals!"