Dear Hermione and Draco,

What do you really think of Dramione?

-ShipQueen


Dear ShipQueen,

How about… NO! It's quite obvious that Ron and I have been the intended couple for all 7 books, after punching him in the face do you really think I'd get with him? No, just no.

-Hermione Granger


Dear Idiot,*

This notion of pairing me up with the mudblood Granger disgusts me more than I can even put in words. Does that answer your question? I should hope so; expect my father to be in touch.

-D. Malfoy

* May it be noted that I tried to ask Mr Malfoy to be polite… but it didn't work out so well.