Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter do I have any rights to them or make any money from writing these fics. And the same goes for any of the crossovers that appear in this fic!

A.N/ Sorry for having no updates lately but I got tired of the demands for updates and the reviews that just gave me a list of what's wrong with my writing. I'm taking part in NaNoWriMo this month too so with luck things should get back into regular updates soon.

Prompt: Someone's having a really bad pick-up line contest, or someone is really really desperate and doesn't know what to do, either way, write it out!
Fandom's: Harry Potter and Yu-Gi-Oh

Pairing: Bakura/Harry

Bad Pick-Up Lines

Harry gave a soft smile as he unlocked the front door and entered the house. He had gone out shopping for some more strawberries and meat on Bakura's request through Harry had no idea why.

"I'm sure that we had a fridge full of strawberries and meat last night," Harry muttered to himself as he closed the front door, "I wonder whatever happened to it all."

As Harry turned and slowly made his way towards the kitchen, being careful of the many bags that he was carrying, only to pause as the sounds of Bakura's voice echoed throughout the hallway from the living room.

With a frown on his face Harry carefully placed the bags down on the floor and slowly made his way towards the living room. Finding that the door was slightly open Harry carefully peeped through into the living room only to find a surprising sight.

There in the living room was Bakura muttering to what appeared to be a large pile of meat with some strawberries covering it. It seemed that Bakura had taken the meat and strawberries and had arranged them to look like Harry.

'So that's where the meat and strawberries went to' Harry thought in confusion, 'but that still doesn't explain to me just why he did this for.'

Bakura suddenly started to talk in a loud and clear voice through you could still hear the panic and worry in his voice.

"Oh my sweat Harry, how I love you so, I wish to start courting you on...No no no that won't do!"

Harry blinked in shock, 'Is Bakura...really doing what I think his doing?'

It seemed that Bakura was about to try again, "Hey Harry, want to go out on a killing spree with me? I'm sure that we could make lovely music with the screams of others as we kill them."

Harry had to bite back a laugh at this, 'His so sweet yet bloody, I don't know if I should run for the hills or feel touched.'

It was Bakura's next attempt at a pick-up line that made Harry fall over in shock.

"Harry! I love you so much I want to help you meet the mattress and get to know the mattress really well!" Bakura yelled at the top of his voice causing Harry to fall to the floor in shock.

'What the hell!' Harry swore in shock, "Is he insane or something? Me saying hello and becoming friends to a mattress?"

"Well at least I'm trying to pick you up," Bakura said from nowhere causing Harry to jump, "I don't see you doing anything but lying there looking delicious."

"Ba...Bakura," Harry stuttered out in shock as he turned around to find Bakura leaning against the door frame smirking, "Why did you take the strawberries and meat for? What are you doing standing there?"

"I'm practicing my pick-up lines so I can try to pick you up," Bakura said before he knelt down on the ground and looked Harry right in the eyes, "So will you?"

Harry gulped, "Will I...what? I'm not killing anyone."

Bakura gave a sigh and placed his hand over his heart, "Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart."

Until the next prompt...

Depending on how my NaNoWriMo novel goes I won't be updating now until December as I'm taking part in NaNoWriMo.